C Elegans' couch

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Jul 12, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Georgi

Well, I figure some of it would have spilled... I wouldn't want to imply that you would have licked it up off the floor, despite how unlikely I think it is that you would let any alcohol go to waste...

He would have used a straw, don't worry.

Next time anyone goes out hunting boy-bands I want in.

@Voo-How do yuo find this stuff?!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 11:57 am

Now I am back from holiday, and what do I find? My clinic seems to have turned into some 1970's inhibition therapy session! Order!

Sprays sedative gas with immediate effect all over the place

Now, where were we? Are there any new patients?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:14 pm

Ah yes, I had one of those systems installed in the office - so much more effective than the trapdoor.

Nice holiday?

As much as I'd like to lie down on your couch, Ms Elegans, I feel pretty hunky dory with myself at the mo'. The new job prospect has me looking to the future.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:15 pm

*cough cough*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:19 pm

*Points at Ysh*

I think you have a patient CE

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:27 pm

Sorry Ysh, I didn't know you were working overtime

Here, take this gas mask

@BS: Bah, Ysh is not a patient, she is my collegue.

@Grunt: Happy to hear you are fine and looking forward to your new exciting job! Maybe you could find other reasons to lie down though?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:32 pm

@BS: Bah, Ysh is not a patient, she is my collegue.

So? maybe she is ambitious and just wants to pull double duty.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 12:42 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

So? maybe she is ambitious and just wants to pull double duty.

Always a possibility

Thanks CE - glad to see you home again ...erm...not that you were not welcome of course!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 1:01 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
So? maybe she is ambitious and just wants to pull double duty.

Well, nothing wrong with that...
When I worked at a ward for psychotic patients, one of our patients was a former senior doctor, who had been head of department for many years and was now teaching at the university the hospital was connected to...he had even written several well known textbooks about psychiatry...

posted by Ysh
glad to see you home again ...erm...not that you were not welcome of course!

LOL

No, the plane didn't crash, and I didn't get a sudden cardiac arrest on my way home. It is however annoying that I still have no hot water at home - we timed our holiday to avoid the plumming work that was supposed to have ended last Friday, but obviously it is still not ready

I had to go out with my head full of of shampoo today, since I had just started to wash my hair when the hot water ceased and I rather have a head full of schampoo than shower in ice cold water.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 10:02 pm

** wakes up and notices Doc CE has returned ** Hi, Doc, I've already had my white coat and shock treatment, thank you very much. However, with this disco bar thing, I'm afraid I have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. Does this mean I get exposure treatment now

?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 2:55 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
However, with this disco bar thing, I'm afraid I have developed a fear for pretty female neuropsychologists in obscenely skimpy gold dresses. Does this mean I get exposure treatment now?

Didn't somebody already try that one unsuccessfully?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 5:45 am

I think I'll let the Doc be the judge of that... ** keeps his fingers crossed **

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 6:14 am

Well, if there is gonna be any exposure treatment, I think I need to be here to document it, for historical value mind you.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:06 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Well, if there is gonna be any exposure treatment, I think I need to be here to document it, for historical value mind you.

Whatever happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:08 pm

Someone has to document successful methods for futer education.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:12 pm

How do you know it's going to be successful?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:15 pm

How do you know it won't? I can't take that risk, so many lives may depend on it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:17 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
How do you know it won't? I can't take that risk, so many lives may depend on it.

I don't, but you don't seem that keen to document all the other therapy in here...

I'm pretty sure it's not a common phobia...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:22 pm

Whats your point? so I choose to specialize in my feild.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 3:25 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Whats your point? so I choose to specialize in my feild.

Ummm, that you have ulterior motives?

Wait, there's a video camera involved here... are you being paid by HighLordDave?!?