Viv vs Canada: who will triumph?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:00 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Viv, *grins*
I thought I should let you know that you have acquired another admirer amongst your already devoted following......
My small son appears to have become quite enamoured with you.......

He is a flirt

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:11 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

He is a flirt

Tell me about it....

This is a child who routinely manages to inviegle female servers into giving him free deserts.

He is only seven now...I shudder to think what he will be like a few years hence......

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 2:33 pm

At least the boy has good taste.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 6:55 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
With another sigh Viv rationalized clothing with holes was not such a bad thing,

That’s right, A pretty short notice thing, but I’m heading up to Canada to visit DW tomorrow!

*Sigh* Gwally wishes he were going to Canada too!

Hope you had fun!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Jul 21, 2002 7:04 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
It doesn't really have a reason, but we do have the first two tenants of our faith.

A. We must dedicate ourselves to uninhibited happiness.
B. Men must be in loin cloths, while clothing is optional for women.

Loin cloth. Check.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Sun Jul 21, 2002 8:56 pm

LOL@ DW! Wish I'd thought of getting free desserts when I was 7...
At least we know who Viv's latest favourite is going to be, probably for more than the standard 10 minutes...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 1:26 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
LOL@ DW! Wish I'd thought of getting free desserts when I was 7...
At least we know who Viv's latest favourite is going to be, probably for more than the standard 10 minutes...

..depends on how much of the dessert she's allowed to eat...

No worries,

Beldin

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 5:59 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
didn't you read my update Viv? I just had a bath.......sort of.

Hey! I'm back now, boy is customs horrible! Luckily one of the gate attendants decided to help me out and let me skip the first scan line or I would have been stuck in the 'pay ten dollars for getting to walk in the airport line' forever (right after the 'get the customs letter line' and the 'give the customs letter line' and the 'walk by another customs person so they can stare at you to see if you're evil' line and the 'scan our bags again' line)

I really liked Vancouver and hope to be able to see DW again some time

She's swell.

(Though I am happy to be home, apparently by rabbit turned feral or something and started attacking my SO whenever he tried to feed him.)

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:03 am

Originally posted by Vivien

(Though I am happy to be home, apparently by rabbit turned feral or something and started attacking my SO whenever he tried to feed him.)

Hmm... I would be nervous. Maybe your rabbit knows something you don't....

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:04 am

Originally posted by Vivien
(Though I am happy to be home, apparently by rabbit turned feral or something and started attacking my SO whenever he tried to feed him.)

Go bunny!!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 22, 2002 6:05 am

ROFL! Decidedly Monty Python-esque.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 7:25 am

Here's what might have happened (as portrayed in the upcoming film Vivien's Trip to Canada, scene 21):

Vivien's SO: Hey, I'm hungry.

Vivien's SO's Friend: How about that rabbit?

SO: Go on, Bors, chip his head off!

Friend: Right! Silly little bleeder! One rabbit stew; coming right up!

@Vivien:
You might check to see if any of your SO's friends are "missing" or he starts describing them as "having lost some weight". I'm with McBane; maybe your bunny is trying to tell you something . . .

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:42 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Here's what might have happened (as portrayed in the upcoming film Vivien's Trip to Canada, scene 21):

Vivien's SO: Hey, I'm hungry.

Vivien's SO's Friend: How about that rabbit?

SO: Go on, Bors, chip his head off!

Friend: Right! Silly little bleeder! One rabbit stew; coming right up!

@Vivien:
You might check to see if any of your SO's friends are "missing" or he starts describing them as "having lost some weight". I'm with McBane; maybe your bunny is trying to tell you something . . .

Lol! You and McBane think this?

My SO says the bunny treats him that way because he's trying to assert his dominance in the herd. I, as a lowly female, am his possesion already, but my SO is a male threat. (While I was petting the bunny last night, my SO would walk by and the bunny would freeze with a scowly stare, ready to spring if he came close enough, it was so cute!)

I do think it's very likely that your story above happened.

(Sadly the guinea pigs are still there as well, I'm pretty sure that they're easy prey, and yet there they sit.)

Georgi: Lol, you're taking the bunny's side?

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:48 am

Originally posted by Vivien
While I was petting the bunny last night, my SO would walk by and the bunny would freeze with a scowly stare, ready to spring if he came close enough, it was so cute!

If I'm your SO, I'm not thinking "cute"; I think he's getting the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ready even as we speak.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:52 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

If I'm your SO, I'm not thinking "cute"; I think he's getting the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ready even as we speak.

Awe...but then I'd have to kill my SO for daring that ....I'd then be fianceeless and lonely...

Hmm...though I would have a new t.v. and car and killer computer all to myself...

Good idea HLD!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 8:53 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

If I'm your SO, I'm not thinking "cute"; I think he's getting the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch ready even as we speak.

Right! I think he probably torments that poor bunny when you are not looking!!

What kind of person torments a little bunny??

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:42 am

Originally posted by McBane
What kind of person torments a little bunny??

If it's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, I'll be the first in line to go after the thing. Otherwise, I hope Vivien enjoys her new TV, computer and car.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 9:53 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

If it's the killer rabbit of Caerbannog, I'll be the first in line to go after the thing. Otherwise, I hope Vivien enjoys her new TV, computer and car.

Indeed. I liked the part about her being alone after she kills him. I bet we could visit her and keep her company. You still have the 8mm camera loaded??

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:04 am

You mean like a grief-counseling visit? Sure thing, McBane; I'm there. Anything for a friend . . .

Got you covered on the camera, McBane. I may even bring along my digital video camera so we can do a webcast, too.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Mon Jul 22, 2002 10:13 am

Yeah, Yeah, grief counseling..that is exactly what I meant. I means a lot to me that you would be willing to accompany me on this trip. What a selfless act on your part!