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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:49 pm

No, you've accused me of it, and that's not the same thing at all.

It's all the same in my mind

@Dottie was there ever any doubt?

@Ty, Georgi is in denial about many thingschiefly her feelings for me

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:53 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
So the conclusion I get is that you are in denial about being in denial.

That is one possible conclusion, I have to admit... Although I think the alternative (that BS is talking... well, BS

) is more likely.

@BS And your mind is supposedly an objective judge of these matters?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 10:58 pm

You wound me Georgi

And my mind is as objective as it needs to be

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You wound me Georgi

And my mind is as objective as it needs to be

Well, how many times will it take until you appreciate the truth?

I think that answers my question...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:09 pm

I know the truth....weel, all of it I need to know anyway.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Tue Jul 23, 2002 11:20 pm

You can't handle the truth!!

</Jack Nicholson>

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 12:47 am

Originally posted by The Z
*walks over to the cage, deftly unlocks it and hands Ode and Eerhardt bottles of Jolt*

** wakes up with a headache and wonders how Dusty managed to sneak in a relative, then notices the bottles ** Aaah, drinks! ** dislodges one shoulder this time to get out of the straight jacket and then pops it back in and takes a drink from a bottle of Jolt ** Uhm, Doc, do you think we can get this stuff fried

? ** notices the new lock ** Wahahahahahaha! I cannot be caged, I cannot be controlled! Realize this as your Butts will get kicked liberally in the name of Righteousness... we will leave no crevice untouched! Cover your nose, I'm breaking out ** Eerhardt starts pulling at the bars again ** - ngngngng - The bars,... they do not bend and twist. Evil will have to wait till after breakfast before it can have its butt kicked

... but after some pancakes with syrup, Eerhardt will let Evil feel the power of his boots!
[size=0]BTW, great posts@the Z (a.k.a Big Green

), BS and Georgi[/size]

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:44 am

Originally posted by Georgi
@BS Well stay out of my office in the future, it's private! Patients are only allowed in for consultations.

And showers, for some select patients...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:46 am

Originally posted by The Z
*Manages to chug jolt before darts hit, leaving energy at a normal rate*
*Starts Slamming Ode's and Eerhardt's heads against the side of cage*
......Delerium.......too much trauma in 15 mins......delerium......must be free.....

EDIT - LOL @ Bstalker.....Man, I set myself up real good.......

Oi!

Just you wait 'til I get out of here and to the shine-thrower...

@BS-So much for loyalty amongst SLURRs...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 1:51 am

**Unconcernedly starts brushing his hair with Georgi's comb, and using the battery acid from Georgi's latest pair of batteries melts the bars of the cage and the surrounding chains.
Hands Eerhardt an older pair of Georgi's batteries**
Here you go, mate.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 2:16 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** swallows the batteries and uses his berserker strength again to break his chains, then starts applying force to the bars on his side of the cage

** Aha! Now, the bars they do bend and twist

- Frééééédom! [size=0]** whispers ** @Ode: Uhm,... where do we go from here? The Doc's not in

[/size]

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 3:08 am

Not quite the use I would have planned, myself, but I suppose whatever works. I don't know what we do now, speaking for myself, I might go and use Georgi's ensuite shower, the pressure's better than our Rolling Thunder shower block.
Also she has nice conditioner and has fluffy towels...

**Heads for Georgi's ensuite bathroom**

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 5:17 am

Originally posted by Georgi

@Misnomer Of course, you'll have to tell CE about the problem before she can prescribe a suitable therapy.

Hmmmm, I'll have to try and think about what problems need fixing.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 5:41 am

**Emerges from Georgi's office, towelling off his hair and pauses to write "More conditioner" on her shopping list** Ah, much better.
@Nomer-start with any leaking taps in your house, and work your way up from there...

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 6:36 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Emerges from Georgi's office, towelling off his hair and pauses to write "More conditioner" on her shopping list** Ah, much better.
@Nomer-start with any leaking taps in your house, and work your way up from there...

What do I do about bears, beating the heck out of my garbage cans???

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 6:36 am

Originally posted by Nomer
Hmmmm, I'll have to try and think about what problems need fixing.

I have some suggestions... after all, nobody on SYM is sane...

@Odie

Do you really want to be locked in seclusion in the disco basement?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 24, 2002 6:42 am

*walks in takes a seat and decides to see what the fuss is all about*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 6:47 am

Originally posted by Georgi
@Odie Do you really want to be locked in seclusion in the disco basement?

Ah, there you are, Georgi. Have I mentioned you need some more conditioner?

@Nomer-As you can see, Georgi here is more than fierce enough to handle those bears, just ask her to do it.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:05 am

** taps Georgi on the shoulder and asks her where he can find the defibrilator **

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:13 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Ah, there you are, Georgi. Have I mentioned you need some more conditioner?

@Nomer-As you can see, Georgi here is more than fierce enough to handle those bears, just ask her to do it.

I think you may have

I'm sure Nomer can tell how fierce I am...

*points Eery towards the closet, and locks him in*