C Elegans' couch

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:18 am

** flips the light switch and notices a Flammie [size=0]TM[/size] Notebook ** Hmmm... "Secret Diaries of a Doctor's Assistant" by Georgi. This should be a good read

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Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:22 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I think you may have

I'm sure Nomer can tell how fierce I am...

*points Eery towards the closet, and locks him in*

That's good. *hug* Because you do.

Yes, I bet he's quaking in his boots as we speak...

*Slips the key under the door of the closet*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:26 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
*Slips the key under the door of the closet*

Thanks Ode, wouldn't want Georgi to take this away before I finish reading it. "Day 1 - I'm frequenting the Doc's Office in the hope of Odie showing up"

Nomer · Post by **Nomer** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:27 am

Originally posted by Georgi

I think you may have

I'm sure Nomer can tell how fierce I am...

*points Eery towards the closet, and locks him in*

Actually, I can't.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:29 am

Day 41 -- Still not King of Spam

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:36 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Yes, I bet he's quaking in his boots as we speak...

*Slips the key under the door of the closet*

He should be, don't you think?

Shame that door can only be unlocked from the outside...

ROFL@Kammy

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:41 am

Originally posted by Georgi

He should be, don't you think?

Shame that door can only be unlocked from the outside...

ROFL@Kammy

Oh, definitely.

It would be if that was the case, but as it can be unlocked from the inside it's really no big deal...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:46 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Oh, definitely.

It would be if that was the case, but as it can be unlocked from the inside it's really no big deal...

You would be if you were him.

Have you been changing the locks again?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:49 am

"Day 2: Odie finally showed up

- he thinks he may need exposure therapy due to his fear of pretty women in obscenely skimpy gold party dresses. I'll have to search my closet for one."
"Day 3: damn, CE opposes exposure therapy in this instance

and I had such a great dress

. At least, the Doctor has prescribed hug sessions

"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 7:57 am

Originally posted by Georgi

You would be if you were him.

Have you been changing the locks again?

Yes, but I'm not him. *hug*

**Attempts to look innocent** I was just after the medicinal pot, and I didn't want to bother CE by asking for it, ergo...

LOL@Eerhardt!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:01 am

pretty funny stuff in this diary

"Day 4: I dozed off in the Doc's office today and dreamt of Odie hugging me

[size=0]NOTE: he must never find out[/size]"
"Day 5: Odie was in my mind again today… apparently looking for some pictures

- too bad I can't stay mad at him; he's just too cute and huggable

[size=0]NOTE: he must definitely never find out[/size]"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:18 am

"Day 6: I talked to Doc CE about my dreams and she said

Originally posted by C Elegans
Your dream is a typical wishful dream, it is an expression of your need to be hugged. By whom, I cannot tell since I'm only a shrink, not a medium. The ethics code of my profession however prohibits me from revealing whether your dream corresponded to any such outer events.

The Doc has great insights in my psyche, but I couldn't admit this in Odie's presence, so - naturally - I denied it"

"Day 7: Tried out my new leather outfit, I bought for Odie to see today - it had all the desired effects

. Eerhardt was a nuisance, though

"

"Day 8: Became a member of the advisory board today, in the hope of testing Odie's skills. If only he would apply…

"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:24 am

'Georgi' has just become my new favourite author...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:32 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
"Day 6: I talked to Doc CE about my dreams and she said

The Doc has great insights in my psyche, but I couldn't admit this in Odie's presence, so - naturally - I denied it"

"Day 7: Tried out my new leather outfit, I bought for Odie to see today - it had all the desired effects . Eerhardt was a nuisance, though "

"Day 8: Became a member of the advisory board today, in the hope of testing Odie's skills. If only he would apply…"

Well played! Encore! Encore!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:34 am

I'm writ... uh, reading this as I catch up on all that has happened

"Day 9: This is the happiest day of my life: Odie just applied, depending on certain privileges. I'd be more than happy to oblige

"Day 10: This is the saddest day of my life: Odie just retracted his application in favour of Beldin. Beldin is certainly good-looking, but he's no Odie

"Day 11: In an unexpected turn of events, Doc CE gave the position of secretary away to Mr Sleep

- at least, I can have my Odie all to myself now

"

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:38 am

Say, when does the sequel to this great book come out, and where do I buy a copy?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 8:55 am

will try to "read" more tomorrow

"Day 12: threw Eerhardt out of the window today. He sòòò had that coming

… I also cracked the old whip again. Both made me feel pretty good about myself

"
"Day 12": wanted everyone to see me and Odie together, so I removed the window boards, opened the shades and moved the cupboard as Odie was trying to close the window. I love seeing him work out

"Day 13": locked Odie in a padded cell to have him all to myself. Eerhardt interfered once again by opening the cell… if he keeps it up, he's going out the window again

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:14 am

*Wakes up*.....Time to make my escape

....
*Runs past a fridge*......
*Runs back to the fridge, opens it grabs food and drink then runs past the fridge again*
*Grabs the urine bowl and chucks it at a random bystander*
*Reattaches harness and jumps out the window*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 9:43 am

*Grabs the urine bowl and chucks it at a random bystander*

OW! Hey!! Why was this......Urine bowl?! Thrown at me? I demand an explination

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Jul 24, 2002 11:00 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Yes, but I'm not him.

Fortunately not

Day 14: Accidentally increased the voltage on Eery's shock therapy to fatal levels. Can't think what came over me...