Most stupid thing you ever did

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 3:43 pm

Want stories?

How about this one.

Was dared to pull a simple task. Chinese firedrill at 9 pm at a very busy intersection.

Deal was I had to have my pants around my ankles and my shirt over my head. Which wasn't hard.

Now the car wasn't some little honda... this was a 54 bel air. A big old beast.

So the act went on, I ran around the car using my hand to feel the car to make sure I didnt blindly run into the intersection (had shirt over eyes) well I didnt completly clear part of the back end on the last turn. I ran my hip into the the car so hard it spun me off throwing me into another lane of traffic laying on the floor struggling in pain trying to gather my pants and shirt on while cars were driving in my direction....

Was a good laugh but I was bruised for weeks (good old chevy steel)

thug

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 3:44 pm

He he, why doesn't anyone say "No, your not fat, w/ or w/o clothes."

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 3:46 pm

Or a simply "no" why not?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 4:04 pm

Originally posted by craig
He he, why doesn't anyone say "No, your not fat, w/ or w/o clothes."

Because her next words would be..."Your just saying that" and you might as well had cracked Hoover Dam because it is going to get even worst.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 4:06 pm

Weasel's right *gag* any reply to that question will get you lynched.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Jul 29, 2002 11:47 pm

Originally posted by C Elegans
@Ode: Sounds like a very disgusting cake - uack! Remember not to let you invite me for dinner if you are going to cook yourself Regarding climbing in the quarry: yes, its' a rush, isn't it That's how I started climbing...

lol! That's a good idea, I can almost burn water...

It was quite the rush, though I've little doubt that tiddly little Darlington quarry is no match for the mountains you've climbed...

Scotland had some lovely ones, as I recall.

@BS-The trick is distraction, you say "no" then quickly ask if you're looking fat. Then she has to be put in the same position, and the only graceful way out is for both of you to just...TA DA! drop it!

So you get away with only minimal bad vibes...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 11:52 pm

Yeah, but I generally date mean women who just tell me yes I do and immediately go back to the subject madder because I tried to change the subject

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 11:55 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Yeah, but I generally date mean women who just tell me yes I do and immediately go back to the subject madder because I tried to change the subject

Or they say..."I asked you first" and believe me...your question will not get answered.

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Mon Jul 29, 2002 11:55 pm

here's a suggestion for ya BS, don't date mean women!!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:01 am

Can't help myself Logic, I am hopelessly attracted to mean tempered women

@Weasel, seems you've been there too?

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:03 am

isn't weasel married?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:07 am

isn't weasel married?

And as such has a wealth of experience in this subject

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:08 am

you calling weasel's wife mean tempered?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:10 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

@Weasel, seems you've been there too?

I learned

Did it take years off my life..yes.

But I did learn.

Originally posted by Logic IsAThreat
isn't weasel married?

This will be my second marriage...the first...She asked did she look fat in a dress.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:11 am

Originally posted by craig
Not hard, "You don't want a biased answer, Do you?" If she persists, "Clothes don't come with there own fat, do they?"

ROFL

Great one, Craig, I will try that next time a guy asks me

(Did somebody believe only women ask this kind of questions?)

posted by Ode
lol! That's a good idea, I can almost burn water...

Yeah, me too. Did I tell you about when I was to make some coffee first time I visited my now husband? I set his coffee machine on fire and all plastic parts of course melted, so we had to go out for coffee.

It was quite the rush, though I've little doubt that tiddly little Darlington quarry is no match for the mountains you've climbed...
Scotland had some lovely ones, as I recall.

All clmbing start somewhere...Scotland is fab for climbing

Closest mountain to you I've climbed is Mt Cook - soloed

Talk about stupid things you've done

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:12 am

Nope, just saying that being married, he has heard the "do I look fat" type questions a lot. and answered them somewhat acceptably to even be married in the first p[lace

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:14 am

the first...She asked did she look fat in a dress.

@weasel, lol!

, for that you deserve a bon bon

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:14 am

@bs, i was only joking, (gotta remember the smilies)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:28 am

Originally posted by C Elegans
(Did somebody believe only women ask this kind of questions?)

Don't get me wrong CE, I will ask as well....but in my experience, some women will take the answer, the wrong way. And call it a failing on the part of men maybe, but anything we say after that...doesn't make the situation better.

I found it's better not to ask her if I'm fat and if she askes me, don't make a sound.

Logic IsAThreat · Post by **Logic IsAThreat** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 12:30 am

hmmm, i've never asked anybody if i look fat. although i probly do need to lose some weight