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C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 1:49 am

Originally posted by Dottie
Then perhaps its a bad idea to ruin them?

Yes, sometimes! Im sure I've said something that makes sense somewhere...

But do I really need an advisor on how to destroy my advisor after I have destroyed him?

Not that I have noticed...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 1:56 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

But do I really need an advisor on how to destroy my advisor after I have destroyed him?

Not that I have noticed...

Im sure I can give you advice on other things to. Besides, If you ever get yourself another advisor you can perhaps not destroy him the same way - Then you will need me.

Hrm... But on the other hand you have never claimed to be perceptive.

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 2:25 am

Originally posted by Dottie
Im sure I can give you advice on other things to. Besides, If you ever get yourself another advisor you can perhaps not destroy him the same way - Then you will need me.

Hrm... But on the other hand you have never claimed to be perceptive.

You mean like How To Stare In A Wall For Seven Hours? I think I would prefer an advisor that was more useful to me in other areas than how to destroy the advisor. It is sort of a circle reasoning, don't you think, hmmm?

I may not be overly perceptive...so why don't you point out a few clear examples?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 2:28 am

Originally posted by C Elegans

You mean like How To Stare In A Wall For Seven Hours? I think I would prefer an advisor that was more useful to me in other areas than how to destroy the advisor. It is sort of a circle reasoning, don't you think, hmmm?

I may not be overly perceptive...so why don't you point out a few clear examples?

But I could advice on other things as well. Like... well... Im not going to tell you untill you put that rock down.

How embarrasing... they seem to be burried in heaps of spam... I blame my father.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 3:37 am

Originally posted by Dottie
I guess there is only one hope left for me. *Cuts off his finger and hides it in a drawer hoping that Georgi will find it one day when she's in a good mood*

I embrace my destiniy...

This is possibly too kinky to even start to think about...

What, to be left on Georgi's mantelpiece?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 3:49 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
If I didn't know better, I'd say that Ode has been planning this for weeks...

Just one, dear.

EDIT-And I said you should change your avatar because I thought it would be cool, not because I wanted to tease you.

I figured I can do that easily just by adopting Mah's avatar.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 3:57 am

Originally posted by Logic IsAThreat
you are so very evil ode, i really liked the jim morrison avatar though. and it was so appropriate

Not evil, just Chaotic Neutral.
Chaotic and evil aren't necessarily the same thing, you know.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:20 am

Oooohh, that's low...

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

...You know what would really make me happy, BS? **sob** If you would... would just compliment... **sob* Anomen just once and admit I'm right...

I can do this...In Anomen's favour, at least there's not 2 of him.

AS far as stories go, remember that playing with fire gets you burned, and that stories can be written by more or less anyone.
I can always try my hand at a romance novel, starring...oh, let's say, you and BS?

Besides, Ode to a Grasshopper and Odie are both trademarks.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:34 am

Originally posted by Logic IsAThreat
logigalo, i like that, can that be my nickname on the board?

Aside from the fact it'd be spelt Logigolo, why not?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:55 am

Hey, Odie. Instead of posting all of your opinions at the end of the thread every morning, why don't you do like the rest of us and stick around for the conversations themselves?

I can always try my hand at a romance novel, starring...oh, let's say, you and BS?

We're just friends. Besides, a romance novel with us as the main couple simply wouldn't work. I'd feel like I was dating a beer the whole time.

Besides, Ode to a Grasshopper and Odie are both trademarks.

**cracks her knuckles**

Don't worry. I *will* get legal permission...

(Chaotic Nuetral. What do you expect?)

I can do this...In Anomen's favour, at least there's not 2 of him.

Fuh-nee.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 4:56 am

Originally posted by Dottie

Its not meant to be interpreted literary (im not actually made of porcelain even though I would like to be ) So you arent supposed to understand.

Alright, I know this is going to sound like a stupid question and everything, but why on earth do you want to be made out of porcelain @Dottie?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:28 am

So some one can sing oh hes so vunerable to him

(joke is only relevant if someone remembers the 90s song)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:32 am

Roxette, right

?

CM · Post by CM » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:36 am

Correct

now i wonder who would sing that

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 5:46 am

** starts playing the piano ** don't look at me; I'm just the piano player

** accidently trashes the piano ** Oh, bugger

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:06 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Alright, I know this is going to sound like a stupid question and everything, but why on earth do you want to be made out of porcelain @Dottie?

What is wrong with porcelain? It much less common then flesh...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:14 am

Originally posted by Dottie

What is wrong with porcelain? It much less common then flesh...

But it heals far less easily, and god help you if you trip over...

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:16 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
But it heals far less easily, and god help you if you trip over...

I dont need healing that often... and im rarely draing enough to trip over things...

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:25 am

Originally posted by Dottie

I dont need healing that often... and im rarely draing enough to trip over things...

Nonetheless, maybe something like platinum could be cool, but porcelain?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Jul 30, 2002 7:30 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
Nonetheless, maybe something like platinum could be cool, but porcelain?

....And then when you're dead, you can make better use of yourself by selling your body to the bank instead of science studies.