Fight of the Century - Fas vs. E-man

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:37 am

this is more like wrestling that boxing

*Coming back from the ropes, COMMunicator quickly punches E-man to the ropes and then starts jab left and right in the e-mans rib cage*

HA HA Take that

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:50 am

Beldin:

**prepares the cattle prod for Eerhardt in case Fas tries anything - well - dirty**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:51 am

Hey, anything goes, right

? ** pushes COMMunicator's blows back faster and faster, till the 2 of them are involved in a Matrix-like punch/parry attack, then does an overhead flip, grabs COMMunicator by his left arm and starts spinning him round, then lets go and COMMunicator hits the floor of the ring, leaving skid marks as he slides along

**

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:57 am

Rubbing off the marks, COMMunicator attacks Charlies angel style doing the butt dance

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:59 am

A short break from RL work...

...just to give support to a COMMrade-at-arms...

GO FAS!!!!

...gets an upgrded version of the Groin Grabbber(tm) just in case BELDIN tries anything, well - dirty

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:03 am

** E-man catches a bottle of shine, washes his eyes out with some of the content, drinks the rest of the bottle and tosses it away, then averts his eyes from COMMunicator's butt, wraps both arms round COMMunicator, lifts him in the air and slowly starts crushing him to goo **

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:04 am

*circles around the arena wating to be let in the fight*

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:06 am

As e-man squeezes the COMMunicator to goo... the floor starts to shake and rumble....

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:11 am

Ohoh... ** as E-man hears a loud noise he looks up, just in time to see the ceiling coming down under the weight of Vicsun's lightbulbs - both E-man and the COMMunicator fall down as the already crumbling floor gives away when the ceiling lands on the ring and get knocked out. They are then carried off to the Rolling Thunder by 8 lovely masseuses

**

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:17 am

As the floor gives way and the ceiling comes down, Fas last thoughts are of that blonde masseuses in the short skirt, as he loses consciousness

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:18 am

Hey!!!

*shouts at one of the girls* Carry me too! <with wet-puppy eye look>... please?!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:21 am

Hey if you are hurt maybe.

Off to lunch now.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:36 am

**Obligingly punches Mah in the head, then punches himself in the head too.
The girls return and start 'administrating' to the pair with the great avatar...**

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:42 am

Beldin:

**stows away the cattle prod and collects the phone numbers of the 8 masseuses for the party tomorrow**

C U tomorrow, ladies ! **waves after them and walks slowly over to the Rolling Thunder tm)**

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:46 am

*Just before the ceiling collapses Vicsun announces fas as the winner and runs away*

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:50 am

Originally posted by Vicsun
*Just before the ceiling collapses Vicsun announces fas as the winner and runs away*

...however is ignored, as the judges declare his opinion void and slap him with a restraining order...

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:11 pm

So, does this mean I can keep my head and don't need to fear sneak attacks from Fas? Thus, also meaning I will not have to hack him to pieces in the debate as a means of self defense?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:13 pm

that's it? I want my money back....this reminds me of those early PPV Tyson fights.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:21 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
that's it? I want my money back....this reminds me of those early PPV Tyson fights.

How did you guess?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Jul 31, 2002 3:22 pm

I knew it....RIPOFF....Somebody took a dive