If you do, it's coming out of YOUR drink tab, man!
As luck would have it, the person who crashed the board and made Chrissys topic a death trap is not posting here anymore (at least not lately), so I believe this thread will survive.
*Hides match*
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
I guess haggling the bar wench isnt the best way to get a drink. Hmm
@viv "Hey lady, you come here often? Cause according to my magical watch your not wearing any panties..... oh wait my bad it must just be an hour fast"
thug
Jackie Treehorn: People forget the brain is the biggest sex organ.
The Dude: On you maybe.
Hell, put it on my tab. We've got all the witches, I mean DF under the same roof. Burn 'em anyway. I've been turned into a newt for the last time. Where's Sir Bedemir when you need him??
BS, I don't get it. I don't drink for free either. Truly hurt, I am. I remember a time, a happy time when the tall grass blew eloquently on the meadow under the healthy wind of spring. Our own AC, gentle and inquisitive, in a mere adolescence of posts reaching out. Our hands were there to help and guide. Somehow, it all went to hell. No free drinks and threats of mace and tear gas. We should stick to preying on the young naive wenches.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
Originally posted by Ned Flanders BS, I don't get it. I don't drink for free either. Truly hurt, I am. I remember a time, a happy time when the tall grass blew eloquently on the meadow under the healthy wind of spring. Our own AC, gentle and inquisitive, in a mere adolescence of posts reaching out. Our hands were there to help and guide. Somehow, it all went to hell. No free drinks and threats of mace and tear gas. We should stick to preying on the young naive wenches.
You stick to that, because I've learned during my time in SYM.
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
Originally posted by Bloodstalker @Viv, I would answer, but I am shaking far too much to be able to speak.
*cowers in fear, yet still can't turn his eyes away from the lovely, yet terrifying, Viv*
Youre scared of Viv? Well, then, I guess Im the brave man in the tavern today. She doesnt scare me at all. I dont think she would hurt a fly.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Youre scared of Viv? Well, then, I guess Im the brave man in the tavern today. She doesnt scare me at all. I dont think she would hurt a fly.
I saw CM and some others trying to blow up bunnies, once. Viv brought out one fine gun and showed all them who was boss.
"There are worse things in the world than serving the whims of a deadly sex goddess." - Zevran
New studies show that bad vision can in some cases lead to loss of certain...appendages.
@Ned....shame ain't it? And I see no new blood on SYM either. maybe we should start cruising the the other forums from time to time? Of course, an attempt would have to be made to post helpful answers in peoples threads while at the same time subtley making the move....
I'll meet you in the ToB board later and we'll check out the action
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
Originally posted by Aqua-chan
I saw CM and some others trying to blow up bunnies, once. Viv brought out one fine gun and showed all them who was boss.
Well thats because they were being inhumane. As a person who favors animals, I wouldnt think Viv would do that to me. So Im still not scared.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Bloodstalker I'll meet you in the ToB board later and we'll check out the action
I don't think "Hey, Baby! Why don't you come over to SYM and I'll show you my etchings of a naked Anomen" counts as either helpful nor a good pick-up line...
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
Originally posted by Gwalchmai I don't think "Hey, Baby! Why don't you come over to SYM and I'll show you my etchings of a naked Anomen" counts as either helpful nor a good pick-up line...
LMFAO
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Originally posted by Aqua-chan
I saw CM and some others trying to blow up bunnies, once. Viv brought out one fine gun and showed all them who was boss.
*Grrrs at the memory of cruelty* I credit my success to being illogical and calling in as many helpers as needed.
@Tybaltus: Thanks *hug* (Gwally and BS are just being silly.)
@Thug: *placeholder for a good comeback* (Gwally? Ned? Blood? Aqua? Tyb? DW? A little help with a come back here?)
*brings in dart board, in honor of AC in the likeness of Anomen.*
I know how you like him so much
Notices Ty being brave.....
I am still petrified Viv.
@Gwally, don't worry, wasn't going to use any of your old lines. It is good to see you coming to your senses though, you got slapped what 30 times using that one?
Lord of Lurkers
Guess what? I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!
