AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:20 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper

EDIT-@Ty-What do you mean "I hate to agree with Ode"?

Uh.........erm......Did I say that? I guess it just slipped out.

@Kam Well, if I had my choice I would burn that poster you just drew. Anything resembling Aerie doesnt deserve to stay in this world.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:22 am

Sorry, I'm feeling a tad anarchic today...=)

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What sort of music does this bar play anyway?

*looks through record collection* Well well..."Anomen Romance Music CD1", "Anomen Romance Music CD2", "Tubular Bells 47" AARRRGGHH!

*runs and gets a Prodigy CD and puts "Firestarter" on the stereo...

*

Ooh look, who put this molotov c0cktail here? No Ode, you can't drink it

EDIT - Tyb here's your chance

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:24 am

Re: Sorry, I'm feeling a tad anarchic today...=)

Originally posted by Kameleon

*looks through record collection* Well well..."Anomen Romance Music CD1", "Anomen Romance Music CD2", "Tubular Bells 47" AARRRGGHH!

*runs and gets a Prodigy CD and puts "Firestarter" on the stereo... *

Ooh look, who put this molotov c0cktail here? No Ode, you can't drink it

BAH! Prodigy is a piece of crap. If you want better alternative techno go get a Crystal Method CD.

EDIT-@Kam my chance for what?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:26 am

**Downs the molotov c0cktail** Can too.

*burp*

I like Tubular Bells, Mike Oldfield only made three anyway. Though the third one wasn't that good IMO.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:29 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
**Downs the molotov c0cktail** Can too. *burp*

I like Tubular Bells, Mike Oldfield only made three anyway. Though the third one wasn't that good IMO.

What have you done to Aqua's place??

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:30 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
EDIT-@Kam my chance for what?

Oh dear, I hope I haven't introduced yet another innocent soul to arson...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:31 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Oh dear, I hope I haven't introduced yet another innocent soul to arson...

Im hardly innocent. Im just a bit tired and maybe a little slow right now.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:33 am

Originally posted by Vivien

What have you done to Aqua's place??

What, drinking molotov c0cktails is a crime now?

Or is it just that you don't like Tubular Bells, like Kam?

I haven't done anything to ACs place. Yet.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:33 am

YIKES!!! Security incoming!

Originally posted by Vivien

What have you done to Aqua's place??

...I ain't done no nuthn ma'am...

*puts up the kender-puppy-face-look*

...I ...I ...was just tossing some eggs around to go with the beer.

EDIT-@ Big Mac: nice catch there.

Then trick is not to look at it while your eating right after you suck out all the amniotic fluid.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:34 am

Originally posted by Vivien

What have you done to Aqua's place??

Uh oh.......party's over..........sorry Viv.

Im just an innocent bystander anyway

*starts to stop the burning anomen poster that had graffiti over it, that I had recently lighted with a match*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:34 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
What, drinking molotov c0cktails is a crime now?
Or is it just that you don't like Tubular Bells, like Kam?

I haven't done anything to ACs place. Yet.

Are Tubular Bells yet another pet name for your...'you know'?? Men!!

I hear people are throwing things at her posters?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:35 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Im hardly innocent.

*tries hard to imagine an arsonist who won't swear*

Go on, say the F-word...

Ah hello Viv, we weren't doing anything really...just relaxing, honest

*quickly covers Ode's "dartboard" with a dartboard*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:37 am

Originally posted by Maharlika
...I ain't done no nuthn ma'am...

*puts up the kender-puppy-face-look*

...I ...I ...was just tossing some eggs around to go with the beer.

*looks at the destruction*

And you a 'Holy Paladin for good'. Hmph. Now I know what THAT'S about.

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Uh oh.......party's over..........sorry Viv.

Im just an innocent bystander anyway
*starts to stop the burning anomen poster that had graffiti over it, that I had recently lighted with a match*

I expected this of Ode. I mean, he lives for the thrill of annoying others. McBane...well, he'll weasel out of it somehow. And Kameleon seems bent on corrupting others...

But I had thought you were Aqua's friend?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:39 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

*tries hard to imagine an arsonist who won't swear*

Go on, say the F-word...

Ah hello Viv, we weren't doing anything really...just relaxing, honest *quickly covers Ode's "dartboard" with a dartboard*

Eh? What F-word?

*starts to look innocent again*
The only reason I was burning that poster was because Kam made it look like Aerie. He disgraced the poster, and I was just doing what I thought was right. Im sorry

I wont commit arson in any tavern (except maybe the DF or the Rolling Thunder Tavern) ever again. Dont throw me out!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:39 am

Originally posted by Vivien
But I had thought you were Aqua's friend?

The unkindest cut of all...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:40 am

Sure, I've been throwing things around...

Originally posted by Vivien

I hear people are throwing things at her posters?

...and yes, they were duck eggs, but I was throwing at my friends for them to try to eat it by sucking out the amniotic fluid then start munching the chick without having to look at it because I know some people get icky just the thought of eating an embryo and...

...I didn't do anything to the posters...

...ma'am.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:44 am

Originally posted by Vivien

I expected this of Ode. I mean, he lives for the thrill of annoying others. McBane...well, he'll weasel out of it somehow. And Kameleon seems bent on corrupting others...

But I had thought you were Aqua's friend?

Weasel out of it???

As the record shows, I did nothing to anything in this place. I was merely having a good time with my friends, drinking, smoking and eating baby ducks!

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:44 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Eh? What F-word?

*starts to look innocent again*
The only reason I was burning that poster was because Kam made it look like Aerie. He disgraced the poster, and I was just doing what I thought was right. Im sorry I wont commit arson in any tavern (except maybe the DF or the Rolling Thunder Tavern) ever again. Dont throw me out!

Oh, so this is all Kam's fault? *hug*

Maharlika:

Paladins aren't supposed to lie.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:44 am

Originally posted by Vivien

But I had thought you were Aqua's friend?

I didnt want to be invovled in the chaos....Im sorry.

*starts to look angry*
Besides. It is all Kam's fault. He started putting graffiti on the posters! I tried to stop him. And Aerie naturally enfuriates me so to make one of the posters look like Aerie was diabolical!

EDIT @Viv Glad you saw the situation in my eyes. Yes it is all Kam's fault!

Hopefully Im off the hook. I wouldnt want AC to be mad at me or anything. That would, most certainly, be the end of me if she got furious at me.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 8:45 am

Originally posted by Vivien
I hear people are throwing things at her posters?

Nope. Didn't throw a thing. Mindless graffiti is something you'll have to talk to one of my lawyers about if you want to pin it on me...