Weasel out of it??? As the record shows, I did nothing to anything in this place. I was merely having a good time with my friends, drinking, smoking and eating baby ducks!
You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
Kam: Who's your lawyer? There are several on the board. Astafas and McBane to name two.
Originally posted by Tybaltus *starts to look angry*
Besides. It is all Kam's fault.
Some friend you turned out to be...
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*starts to look innocent again*
The only reason I was burning that poster was because Kam made it look like Aerie. He disgraced the poster, and I was just doing what I thought was right. Im sorry I wont commit arson in any tavern (except maybe the DF or the Rolling Thunder Tavern) ever again. Dont throw me out!
Obviously you need training. Whenever a woman confronts you about something, whether it is "who set fire to that poster", or "who is that woman in bed with you", you never admit you did anything.
Deny, Deny, Deny and then turn it around, and accuse your accuser. Always be on the offensive. Who cares is some naked girl is in your bed? How dare your girlfriend walk right in like she owns the place......
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I hear people are throwing things at her posters?
No, it's the name of a compilation by Mike Oldfield. Women!
Yes, darts. And I'm not at all sorry, either.
Furthermore, I do not live for the thrill of annoying others, that's only true half the time...
@Ty-We had someone try to burn down the Rolling Thunder twice so far. Don't try it, bucko.
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You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
Well, it's not as if they had hatched yet. I would agree with soft, but not cute. Say, how is your rabbit doing?
BTW - good to see you again. You are looking fetching as ever.
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Originally posted by Vivien You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
Hey, that's right it was all Mah's fault, he was offering these baby ducks for people to eat and I was so angry, I was going to kill someone unless I did something to let my anger out. If in fact it turns out that I did it, I was forced to graffiti that poster...not that I had anything to do with it of course
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You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
See the double standards here? I didn't eat any baby ducks, my parents used to keep ducks when I was a kid. But noooo, Odie's so bad...
So much for credit where credit's due.
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...I know I'm a kender and I've been accused of getting things when in fact I was just handling them, but the truth of the matter is, I was...
...just drinking my San Miguel and showing my friends how to eat balut...
...you can check it yourself.
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Obviously you need training. Whenever a woman confronts you about something, whether it is "who set fire to that poster", or "who is that woman in bed with you", you never admit you did anything.
Deny, Deny, Deny and then turn it around, and accuse your accuser. Always be on the offensive. Who cares is some naked girl is in your bed? How dare your girlfriend walk right in like she owns the place......
I pride myself at being honest
*entire tavern laughs*
Hey! I do. I try to be as honest as I can. Aslong as the result isnt in my be-heading.
@Ode I will do as I see fit in the Rolling Thunder Tavern.
EDIT-@Kam Sorry to put all the blame on you. But you did make something resemble Aerie. That just wasnt civilized.
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Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!
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You were eating baby ducks?? How could you? They are so cute and soft!
Well, not yet ducklings since they weren't hatched yet...
...and their not YET cute and soft (though the chick is beginning to get some feathers...) cause as I said, they're no hatchlings yet.
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
@Ode I will do as I see fit in the Rolling Thunder Tavern.
You will be fed to our dragons if you try and burn down our truck. Or else we'll just let Beldin figure out how to make you regret it, and you really don't want us to do that.
Kam's right, it was all an innocent mistake, caused by our being distracted by the ever-lovely Viv.
You're looking lovely today,by the way, @Viv. Would you like a drink?
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Originally posted by Kameleon Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!
...how McBaneic!
EDIT-I'd be careful if I were you when you describe her boots as "clumpy" . If you know women, they hate it when you insult their foot wear. Another thing, I suspect that her boots are steel-toed and it does much worse than Georgi's Groin Grabber.
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Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper You will be fed to our dragons if you try and burn down our truck. Or else we'll just let Beldin figure out how to make you regret it, and you really don't want us to do that.
Kam's right, it was all an innocent mistake, caused by our being distracted by the ever-lovely Viv.
You're looking lovely today,by the way, @Viv. Would you like a drink?
Im not intimidated yet---looks over to Viv
*looks innocent again*
I think you guys are just in it for hugs from Viv. You want to relieve the blame off yourselves. Why cant you admit you were partying hard? I did. And Im mighty proud to admit my mistakes.
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Originally posted by Tybaltus
And Im mighty proud to admit my mistakes.
...I didn't do anything wrong. What mistake?
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Originally posted by Kameleon Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!
You see Ty - This is what I am talking about!! **hands Kam a beer, bowing slightly**
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Hey, that's right it was all Mah's fault, he was offering these baby ducks for people to eat and I was so angry, I was going to kill someone unless I did something to let my anger out. If in fact it turns out that I did it, I was forced to graffiti that poster...not that I had anything to do with it of course
You've learned a little TOO much from McBane I think.
Odie: If I'm not mistaken, YOU started this whole thing. I bet that everyone will agree with this statement (being that they like to shift blame so much)
Maharlika: Aren't you supposed to be part of some holy order of Comm? Is this what Commers do?
Originally posted by Tybaltus
Im not intimidated yet---looks over to Viv
*looks innocent again*
I think you guys are just in it for hugs from Viv. You want to relieve the blame off yourselves. Why cant you admit you were partying hard? I did. And Im mighty proud to admit my mistakes.
You would be if you knew what Beldin can be like when he gets annoyed...
Of course I'm just in it for hugs from Viv, I never denied the fact.
That's right, it's all my fault (for two minutes) .
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You've learned a little TOO much from McBane I think.
Odie: If I'm not mistaken, YOU started this whole thing. I bet that everyone will agree with this statement (being that they like to shift blame so much)
Maharlika: Aren't you supposed to be part of some holy order of Comm? Is this what Commers do?
*starts to look evil*
Yes....We need a scapegoat......erm I mean............um.....
Yes. Its all Ode's fault
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Originally posted by Kameleon Alright guys, I've come up with a better idea. It was all Viv's fault, wasn't it? She came in here with her clumpy boots demanding to know what was going on, and we all panicked, right? The darts went one way, accidentally hitting Anomen in the face, the markers went the other way, completely by coincidence turning that wonderful picture of Anomen into some ghastly Aerie-thing, and she spilled all our drinks! We demand compensation! Hugs all round!