AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:32 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus

Kam, Ode, McBane. You can talk to Viv about this one. She has reached a full understanding of the situation. DONT listen to Kam, Ode, or McBane!!

Oh yeah. And good morning, AC

**Notices Ty jumping up and down, shouting Don't listen to Kam, Ode, or McBane** Uh-Huh

I think you are a little too defensive to be innocent Mr. Tybs

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:33 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Hi Viv! How's the weather up where you are?

It's rather cold! How about you?

Originally posted by Kameleon

I still maintain that it was Viv's fault (unless blaming the whole thing on Ode would get me a hug, that is ) and I think that hugging you two in full view of us is really hurtful. I'm so sad now... ...aren't you Ode?

EDIT - Um hi there AC - it wasn't me... *angelic halo pops in*

Be careful Kam

I know Ode's your friend, but tread not that fine line between 'annoying' and 'funny' that Ode crosses all to often. You've noticed how the women treat him? Do you WANT that to happen to you?

Ode:

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:33 am

I'm very sad @Kam. Very sad indeed.

Hi AC, Viv seems to think Ty is trustworthy, please set her straight before he stabs her in the back.
And I so was not the worst, Viv is just blaming me like always. She's picking on me when she knows I'm missing Georgi, Eerhardt and Beldin and can't defend myself properly.
And I've got the flu, to boot.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:33 am

Thanks, Vivacious One...

Originally posted by Vivien

Awe Poor little guy! Why don't you sit while I get you a drink?

...that would be nice!

*sits on a high chair and swings his legs in excited anticipation*

@AC: Wasn't me, ma'am. I ate my balut the way it was supposed to be --- with the egg just chipped on top and the small bits of shell placed neatly on the bigger shell and tucked in the bin...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
**Turns to Odie, Kam and Mikki B**

Where's my battle axe?! Somebody has to be taught a lesson...

I have presented the evidence you were looking for. Perhaps you mean to turn to Ty!

BTW - You are welcome for digging up the evidence for you.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:34 am

A-C: I see your battleaxe proping up one end of the bar....

Viv: Good morning?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Vivien
They are all guilty to some degree, (though Maharlika seems only guilty of eating eggs).

The WORST offenders: 1) Ode 2) Kam

Me? I've already explained that the only thing that I am seemingly able to be blamed for is the marker thing, and that was Viv's fault - there I was walking across the pub to join my friend Ode in a game of darts - look, a genuine Winmau dartboard there, carefully placed so that no darts could ever hit the Anomen poster - and suddenly there was Viv, demanding to know what was goin on! The markers slipped out of my hand and before I knew it Tybaltus was burning one of those lovely Anomen posters, claiming that I had somehow drawn a picture of Aerie or something on it!! To top it all off, Mah was exerting peer pressure on me, attempting to coerce me into eating this disgusting "delicacy" of baby ducks! It was horrible! I would be appreciative of hugs from all females present in order to calm me down. Thank you.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:35 am

Originally posted by Ode to a Grasshopper
I'm very sad @Kam. Very sad indeed.
Hi AC, Viv seems to think Ty is trustworthy, please set her straight before he stabs her in the back.
And I so was not the worst, Viv is just blaming me like always. She's picking on me when she knows I'm missing Georgi, Eerhardt and Beldin and can't defend myself properly.
And I've got the flu, to boot.

Come again? I am trustworthy! Whats this about backstabbing?!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:36 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Me? I've already explained that the only thing that I am seemingly able to be blamed for is the marker thing, and that was Viv's fault - there I was walking across the pub to join my friend Ode in a game of darts - look, a genuine Winmau dartboard there, carefully placed so that no darts could ever hit the Anomen poster - and suddenly there was Viv, demanding to know what was goin on! The markers slipped out of my hand and before I knew it Tybaltus was burning one of those lovely Anomen posters, claiming that I had somehow drawn a picture of Aerie or something on it!! To top it all off, Mah was exerting peer pressure on me, attempting to coerce me into eating this disgusting "delicacy" of baby ducks! It was horrible! I would be appreciative of hugs from all females present in order to calm me down. Thank you.

My video cameras up in the corners of the bar tell me differently, pal.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:37 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
A-C: I see your battleaxe proping up one end of the bar....

Viv: Good morning?

I said good morning

You missed it, but I'll say it again

Good morning, how are you? It's cold here

But, it's a good morning and as of yet no one's made 'remarks' about my panties.

Maharlika: *hug* What would you like? Hot tea?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:38 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Me? I've already explained that the only thing that I am seemingly able to be blamed for is the marker thing, and that was Viv's fault - there I was walking across the pub to join my friend Ode in a game of darts - look, a genuine Winmau dartboard there, carefully placed so that no darts could ever hit the Anomen poster - and suddenly there was Viv, demanding to know what was goin on! The markers slipped out of my hand and before I knew it Tybaltus was burning one of those lovely Anomen posters, claiming that I had somehow drawn a picture of Aerie or something on it!! To top it all off, Mah was exerting peer pressure on me, attempting to coerce me into eating this disgusting "delicacy" of baby ducks! It was horrible! I would be appreciative of hugs from all females present in order to calm me down. Thank you.

You 3 are out to get me, arent you? Here I am, an innocent bystander and the blame get pointed right at me! See? I told you not to listen to Kam, Ode, or McB. They spread lies!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:39 am

Originally posted by Vivien

Be careful Kam I know Ode's your friend, but tread not that fine line between 'annoying' and 'funny' that Ode crosses all to often. You've noticed how the women treat him? Do you WANT that to happen to you?

Ode:

I admit it, I try for 'annoying', but often I just can't get past 'funny'.

You are so very mean.

@AC-You too?

Great, this just gets better and better.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:39 am

They are not baby ducks!

They're just embryos.

And they're not disgusting too --- once you've got to taste them.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:40 am

And Tibbs, there is not such thing as an "innocent bystander". The good samaratin law stats that if you view arson or vanadlism, you have to do something about it, not watch.

You're just as guilty as the rest of them!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
My video cameras up in the corners of the bar tell me differently, pal.

*looks up* Oh, cra...I mean, it's obviously another plot of Tybaltus! He's been the one pointing all the fingers - he's trying desperately to shift the blame onto anyone else he can manage! I mean, he'd probably try to blame sweet Viv if he could be devious enough to think of a way...

He's blatantly used his technical knowledge to create false images implicating us. Probably even erased every piece of evidence that he was even here...

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:41 am

Mah, do ypou wanna honestly tell my how those egg shels for your drinks ended up all over my bar?!

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:41 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
And Tibbs, there is not such thing as an "innocent bystander". The good samaratin law stats that if you view arson or vanadlism, you have to do something about it, not watch. You're just as guilty as the rest of them!

Yeah, but...........
*hangs head in shame*
Im sorry, AC.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:41 am

EGAD!!! Hey, Viv...

Originally posted by Vivien

But, it's a good morning and as of yet no one's made 'remarks' about my panties.

...your boots had some workout and target practice?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:43 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

*looks up* Oh, cra...I mean, it's obviously another plot of Tybaltus! He's been the one pointing all the fingers - he's trying desperately to shift the blame onto anyone else he can manage! I mean, he'd probably try to blame sweet Viv if he could be devious enough to think of a way...

He's blatantly used his technical knowledge to create false images implicating us. Probably even erased every piece of evidence that he was even here...

BUSTED!

Don't you try lieing to me on *my* turf!

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:43 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

My video cameras up in the corners of the bar tell me differently, pal.

Besides that, you do realize that as Kam had never given permission to be videotaped that evidence is inadmissible in court?

I'm still hurt from that 'annoying' dig, what a hurtful thing to say @Viv.