AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:37 pm

SMACKING!!!!

...you guys been kissing?!!!

*grabs his Holy Hoopak and runs like hell*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:38 pm

I believe she has an arrangment with Grunt..... she is like a recruiter

Now are you gonna smack Ty or am I?

@Mah....I am trying to ...enlighten her.....as we speak

@Ty, it won't fly, everyone knows if I frome someone, I would take credit for it.....and I disavow any knowledge of this incident

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:40 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Now are you gonna smack Ty or am I?

You hit me BS, and I am likely to knock you a new black eye.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:43 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus

You hit me BS, and I am likely to knock you a new black eye.

He should be used to getting smacked back by now.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:45 pm

My good sir, is that an invitation to a bout of fisticuffs?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My good sir, is that an invitation to a bout of fisticuffs?

Why yes it was. I was known to push around a few classmates, I still have the same strength in me. I could tell you 5-10 stories of my intentional and unintentional bullying....I was hoping those days were behind me, but if you want me to continue those days, I will be more than happy to oblige.

@AC Yes. But I dont hit women, so I have no oppertunity to fight back.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:52 pm

I just wanted to confirm it was a gentelmanly offer

*pulls baseball bat from behin the bar*

Sorry, I ain't a gentleman

* Swings the bat, catching Ty below the belt*

Sorry, but I noticed you were having trouble hitting those high notes when you sing

*Opens door, and lets in his pet rabid wolverine*

look boy, dinner

*goes back to the bar and opens a bottle*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:56 pm

Oooh. Ouchiewawa... Sorry, Tibbs. But I ain't gettin involved.

Gotta head out boys. See ya all tomarrow. **Hugs**

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 9:57 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I just wanted to confirm it was a gentelmanly offer

*pulls baseball bat from behin the bar*

Sorry, I ain't a gentleman

* Swings the bat, catching Ty below the belt*

Sorry, but I noticed you were having trouble hitting those high notes when you sing

*Opens door, and lets in his pet rabid wolverine*

look boy, dinner

*goes back to the bar and opens a bottle*

*In high toned voice*
CRAPPER!

*Throws raw meat at wolf that has been drugged*
*wolverine eats it and is knocked out*
*Gets sledgehammer, swings it at BS's leg*-assumingly BS evades the slow swing
*While BS is off balance from the evasion I trip him*
*I get BS in headlock and drive him into the floor, being sure to avoid the glass*

EDIT-Later AC, Hopefully your bar isnt totalled by tomorrow

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:03 pm

Night AC, have a good one

*hug*

*ponders what kind of "man" can still move after that blow*

* Reverses the headlock, rotates Ty to face him, and slams forhead into Ty's face.

in close quarter, BS figure, what the hell, and chews off Ty's nose and stands back up.

Ty starts to stand, and BS hit's him in the head with a beer bottle, inadvertantly spilling his beer

Picks up sledgehammer and sticks it where the sun don't shine*

*looks with remorse at the spilt beer*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:09 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Night AC, have a good one *hug*

*ponders what kind of "man" can still move after that blow*

* Reverses the headlock, rotates Ty to face him, and slams forhead into Ty's face.

in close quarter, BS figure, what the hell, and chews off Ty's nose and stands back up.

Ty starts to stand, and BS hit's him in the head with a beer bottle, inadvertantly spilling his beer

Picks up sledgehammer and sticks it where the sun don't shine*

*looks with remorse at the spilt beer*

*Battered, bruised, bloody, and.....well.....in a bit of pain Ty gets up showing great wickness and still manages to be able to have some strength left in him*
*Grabs crate of shine that BS had hidden behind the bar and throws it pathetically at BS-The crate landing well short, but all of the shine spills out*
HA! Take that!
*is unbalanced standing up, but manages to charge BS with a chair smashing it against BS's head, causing wood to fly everywhere, however Ty drained all his strength in this valient effort*
Try something stupid again and the rest of the beer in this bar will suffer!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:16 pm

Didn't I tell that kid it does no good to hit me in the head?

Silently looks at the spilt shine, and decides that the time has come to quit playing games.

*sprays Ty with a can of Bear attactant....Brings Buzzy the Drunken bear over from his old Tavern, and gives the bear a bottle of shine spiked with a strong love potion. Buzzy stares at Ty with a lustful expression, and BS drags the battered beer waster to the back room and locks him in with the amourous bear*

I hope he don't spill anything else

*loads shotgun just in case*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:22 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Didn't I tell that kid it does no good to hit me in the head?

Silently looks at the spilt shine, and decides that the time has come to quit playing games.

*sprays Ty with a can of Bear attactant....Brings Buzzy the Drunken bear over from his old Tavern, and gives the bear a bottle of shine spiked with a strong love potion. Buzzy stares at Ty with a lustful expression, and BS drags the battered beer waster to the back room and locks him in with the amourous bear*

I hope he don't spill anything else

*loads shotgun just in case*

*Noices of a bear come from the closet door*
*Ty manages to find axe to break through door and starts to run like hell and dodging bullets as best as Ty can as Ty runs*
Time to leave the bar to re-couperate for just a second!
*Runs back in with bullet-proof vest and camaflauge*
*Throws smoke bomb inside and starts throwing glass bottles FULL of beer inside, in random directions*

Im almost ready to give up the ghost in this fight, but I got a second wind!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:32 pm

camaflauge? I am the Lord of Lurkers

*Disgusted, and beginning to thenk the kid ain't just trying to horseplay, BS pulls the phone from his coat pocket, placing a call and smiling as the bottles break on the floor.*

Any minute now

* Ty is suddenly surrounded by a large contigent of genuine Kentucky ridgerunners, who take one look at the wasted profits on the floor and executed punishment "Deliverence Style" on Ty*

Damn, that's gotta hurt

*Ty is delivered bound and gagged before BS, who proceeds to suspend him from the ceiling and use him for a punching bag untill he tires, at which point BS lights a ciggarrette and ponders if he should pimp Ty out til the damages from the spilled shine are recovered*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:36 pm

*battered and bruised and all that crap Ty gets enough strength to speak*
OK......You got me.......
Pretty good fight there.....I learned a lot....
What say I buy you a beer?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:39 pm

That is always a good suggestion

Pulls a bottle of Turkey from the bar

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:44 pm

I hope AC doesnt mind the damages.....I mean all we did was:
Broke a chair
Spilled beer and glass all over bar
knocked out a wolverine in the center of the bar
Broke the door to the bar closet
Cause a tremendous amount of smoke
A few bullet shots here and there
Let out a wild bear

So I guess you are a little bit out of my league....I wonder whos in my league here. I know I can take the hits, but can I deliver them? You seem rather unscathed. I was on the defensive the entire fight.

Next time I will do better.
*walks through the left over chaos in the bar to retrieve 2 beers*

Hey! I just noticed....the kareoke machine survived!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:49 pm

Well, maybe AC won't notice

I wouldn't worry about Buzzy though, he's used to bars, we used to turn him loose once in awhile in the tavern to dispose of the no accounts who refused to drink

*looks at the unconscience wolverine*

I am more worried about explaining that to Viv

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:52 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

*looks at the unconscience wolverine*

I am more worried about explaining that to Viv

It might be the head wound interfereing, but I think Viv will forgive me for that.....I mean I am a person that likes animals a lot. I never wanted to hurt either the bear, nor the wolverine, but I was acting in self defense against the wolverine.

I must say, I caused a lot of chaos alone. You got a little help on your side.

I think I may need to see the doctor again, though. Im not sure whether Im "OK" anymore, after this fight.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Aug 13, 2002 10:57 pm

The wolverine is fuzzy, and kinda cute.....one or both of us is toast dude

Viv is very protective about that sort of thing.

Well, it's late, so I need to get off here. thanks for the drink Ty