AC's Bar, Grrrrril and Big Brother Spamfest

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:47 pm

Oh boy. It seems like whenever I walk into this bar, I lose blood/power/dignity.

What say you put down that axe, AC? What you are about to do to me, is something I would never do to you, you know.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:48 pm

Backup is here, Tybby

*sings "BS and AC, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G" so that the entire forum can hear*

Muhuhahahaha

EDIT - I'm probably doing more harm than good here, aren't I?

Dottie · Post by **Dottie** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:49 pm

@Kam: Is it jealousy i hear?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:51 pm

Kam is gonna get someone killed....I would be worried if I were Ty.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:53 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Kam is gonna get someone killed....I would be worried if I were Ty.

Im prepared for a fight today. Ive got summoning spells with me.

And, no, not another Gate spell. That just failed....

Thanks Kam

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:56 pm

**pulls out a tiny pencil and a peice of paper, the title of the paper being "AC's Hit List" **

**Next to Tibby, sketches in Kam**

I think I better use my rifle for this one... Now where did I put that dang thing?..."

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:57 pm

Originally posted by Dottie
@Kam: Is it jealousy i hear?

Err...yes. That's it. I'm just longing for BS to fall at my feet whenever I walk in the door, whispering sweet nothings in my ear. Sure

DISCLAIMER: The above was sarcasm. Thank you for reading

No problem Tyb, happy to...help

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:58 pm

My shotgun is still behind the bar

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 1:59 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
**pulls out a tiny pencil and a peice of paper, the title of the paper being "AC's Hit List" **

**Next to Tibby, sketches in Kam**

I think I better use my rifle for this one... Now where did I put that dang thing?..."

Uh oh....better get a couple bullet proof vests for Kam and I....

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:01 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
My shotgun is still behind the bar

This is what love will do to a man...

@Tyb - Great idea! *pulls out from somewhere a couple of flakjackets marked "ACME Kevlargh - the only alternative to the real thing"*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:05 pm

@Kam, I have never shied away from someone else's suffering, and as long as she is shooting at you, she can't be shooting at me

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:06 pm

Equip yourself with all the Bullet Proof items you can, Tibbs. I'm referring to my plasma rifle... Remember that little doo-dad of mine?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:07 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Equip yourself with all the Bullet Proof items you can, Tibbs. I'm referring to my plasma rifle... Remember that little doo-dad of mine?

Beware. Kam has Warf hostage. Try anything stupid, and well.....

.....If you know what I mean.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:09 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Beware. Kam has Warf hostage. Try anything stupid, and well..... .....If you know what I mean.

What? I totally refute those allegations. Warf's mysterious disappearance had nothing to do with me!Tybaltus you party pooper

If I was to hazard a guess (of course I have absolutely no idea where Warf is) I'd say he was happily sleeping with Eerhardt...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:11 pm

You sure Warf is happy with that arrangment?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:11 pm

Well I know how to take BS out of the picture:

*summons WORLDS LARGEST BEER*

There you go, BS. Drink up.

Now its AC vs Kam and I.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:12 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon

... sleeping with Eerhardt...

*bangs head on the table*

Oh, the IMAGES!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:14 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You sure Warf is happy with that arrangment?

Speaking purely hypothetically here, he's loving it

All warm and snuggly and away from his evil mistress who kept losing him

Ah, I'm SO sorry AC, I never meant you to see it like that!!! (honest

)

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:17 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon

Speaking purely hypothetically here, he's loving it All warm and snuggly and away from his evil mistress who kept losing him

Ah, I'm SO sorry AC, I never meant you to see it like that!!! (honest )

*sitting in the corner with her eyes shut and her hands over her ears*

I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not listening....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Aug 14, 2002 2:22 pm

Tosses a firecracker behind AC.

Did you hear that?