Happy Birthday, Noble Paladin

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:21 am

One year older and wiser

Happy Birthday, Maharlika.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:36 am

*a rumbling noise can be heard in the distance, coupled with the screams of Tam, Kam and Fas. Suddenly, an enormous black truck appears, is catapulted into the middle of the thread, and lands, upside down, on top of the birthday table*

Oops, sorry about the destruction of that cake

*starts to arrange the RT furniture on the roof, what is now the floor of the RT. Since all the bar taps are now constantly open, decides to put an enormous trough underneath the bar, where everything will collect and allow us to drink in peace, like the pigs we are

*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:42 am

Happy birthday Mah *hug*

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:42 am

*Opens eyes and does a brief check to ensure that all major organs are still working and that limbs can still function properly.*

We made it!

Ummm, so who is going to do untie Dusty. I say we let CM untie him. You don't expect me to go near a slightly annoyed monkey, I hear they have an iron grip and lets not forget those terrible tempers

Anyways CM tied him up in the first place.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:46 am

Hmm, yeah I was pretty pleased that we made it in one piece...do you want a drink? If you do, you can find it in the trough

Hmm...Cuddle Meister's gone off to watch the cricket, apparently. So it's down to you to help Dusty. I shall pray for your soul

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 6:50 am

Heres one to you Mah

Wait I have a better idea for the Dusty problem.

*Runs off to find some blue gift wrapping paper and a green and red ribbon.*

Voila!

A present for Mah

Now someone has to open it

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 7:05 am

LOL...where's the birthday boy when you need him???

Oh Mah...we have a special prezzie for you. You'll like it, I'm sure...or would you prefer to appoint someone to open it for you

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 7:09 am

Hmmm, he has disappeared all of a sudden. Well he did last post around the time Fas was on the thread. He didn't scare another person off did he

I always told him that a flaming skull would just bring trouble

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 7:17 am

Happy birthday COMMrade Mah.

Demis · Post by **Demis** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 8:35 am

Happy Birthday @Maharlika.

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:04 pm

I'm late... as usual

Happy birthday COMMrade. May the holy light of COMM always shine in your path

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:31 pm

Sorry I'm late,

Happy birthday!

*Presents appropreate present*

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Sun Aug 18, 2002 12:44 pm

I'm late too

Happy b-day Mah

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:22 am

@Tam, Kam, and Fas.-You know, you could have just waited a while and got me to drive it for you. Besides @Kam, you're a SLURR, you could have got in without destroying the place and set the autopilot.

As for you @Fas, your shooting spree and assaults on the dog and monkey will be remembered.
I have plans, but we'll see what Beldin can come up with before anything is done. Be afraid, you know what he can be like...

Anyway, happy birthday Mah!

**Climbs down the ladder to his gunners section, noting with relief that his personal forest (replete with nymphs, of course) and lagoon's gravity is unaffected by being upside-down, and fires the shinethrower, which acts like a rocket booster and sets the Rolling Thunder the right way up again.**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 12:42 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** returns from the lab, notices the new decor and shrugs his shoulders after he's made sure the booze is still where he left it, then unties Dusty ** @Mah: happy (belated) birthday hermano

@Tam: have you joined COMM over the weekend

?
@Fas: the new sig becomes you

The wine we really drink is our own blood
Our bodies ferment in these barrels
We give everything for a glass of this
We give our minds for a sip,
but like Ode said: be afraid, be very afraid

Ode to a Grasshopper · Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:46 am

**Climbs up the ladder to the forest in his his gunners berth and starts comforting the nymphs, who are all understandably very shaken by the unscheduled trip, and all the shaking and general chaos**
Gotta look after the ladies in my forest, they were most upset by all this.

Be back in a while. Ciao @all.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 1:47 am

the actions of Eerhardt

C ya in a while, buddy ** jumps into the hottub for a drink **

CM · Post by CM » Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:05 am

Whoa excuse me but who drove the truck?
Tammy.
Who asked for the monkey to be dealt with?
Tammy.
Who let me tie up the monkey?
Tammy and kam both slurrs.
Who let me shoot out the RT?
Tammy and Kam both slurrs.
Who turned the RT on its back?
Kam.
Who was afraid of the dog?
Tammy.
Who said nothing when i dealt with the two mutts?
Tammy and Kam.

Who is to blame for all that was done.
Yes you guessed it Tammy and Kam.
Slurrs.
I am innocent

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:07 am

the actions of Eerhardt

** pours Fas a cup of extra-strong Earl Grey ** Look, Fas, we've been down that road long enough to know better. It'll be a cold day in Hell, before we accuse anyone but the obvious culprit

.

CM · Post by CM » Mon Aug 19, 2002 2:13 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
** pours Fas a cup of extra-strong Earl Grey ** Look, Fas, we've been down that road long enough to know better. It'll be a cold day in Hell, before we accuse anyone but the obvious culprit .

Change culprit to obvious scape goat and you got yourself a winning answer.
And what exactly did i do that is so wrong?