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I've been uneasy about SYM for some time, now. It's been missing something--something important; something essential. But something...I couldn't quite put my finger on. An intangible quality that lay teasingly just beyond the realms of my fast disintegrating consciousness.

Then, this morning as I lay there in bed, idly wondering whether to feed the cats or ask them to feed me (we fantastically wealthy Americans have so many options) an epiphany hit, and I realized what we miss, here, at BG:

We don't have a dartboard with pictures of Britney Spears and Ricky Martin.

So now, here's your chance. I've installed the dartboard. Either use our darts to hurl at the super-talented Ms. Spears and Mr. Martin, or bring your own darts, or whatever object you prefer to throw! It's a carnival time for all, and no entry fee, either! :)
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Can we have some with Anomen too?
**Readies the tomatoes**
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I'll add on another dart board just for Anomen. :D
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Originally posted by fable
I'll add on another dart board just for Anomen. :D
LOL :D Im sure AC will be pleased... :D

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I aim to win.

"Or whatever object your prefer to throw"

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**Lugs in a George Bush dartboard**
That should about do it... :D
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Wow! That's quite a photo weasel.

Nice idea, fable.

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Maybe I can get a picture of myself on the wall...
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While we're at it, a dartboard with a picture of that damned Homer Simpson wouldn't hurt.
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How about skeet shooting with pictures of them on the discs? :D
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*gets out all his guns, and i have quiet a bit, aims his bunny killers at the dart boards*

This acceptable fable? :D
Or does it have to be darts? :(
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how about grenades?
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Originally posted by Robnark
how about grenades?
No. Death by a grenade is far too fast and painless. I think that darts should do the trick (it's the least we can do for spears/martin).
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Is the board inflatable??

@robnark:They'd bounce
@weasel:you have to throw it.

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how about some sort of acid-projecting weapon then? :)
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Originally posted by craig
Is the board inflatable??
I believe it's made out of some really strong material otherwise it would never have lived through what it has lived through. :)

@weasel:you have to throw it.
Well a throwing a tank can still do quite a lot of damage wouldn't it?
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Originally posted by Vicsun
Well a throwing a tank can still do quite a lot of damage wouldn't it?
not enough
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I think heat-seeking darts with a kevlar dartboard might be a good idea. I'm also willing to add Mick Jaeger to our dartboard pictures: Mr. Fat Lips, the darling radical who became an ardent Thatcherite and multi-millionaire, who has now been knighted. That's sticking to your prinicples, Mick! Up with people! :rolleyes: ;)
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**Lugs in a George Bush dartboard**


:eek: :eek: :eek:

:mad: *Flies to defence of fellowTexan* :mad:

Bad Ode, Bad, Bad Ode :D

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Originally posted by Ned Flanders
While we're at it, a dartboard with a picture of that damned Homer Simpson wouldn't hurt.
Shut up, Flanders!
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(j.k. I've always wanted to say that :D )
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