The Spears-Martin Dartboard Room

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:26 am

Originally posted by fable
Thank you! I've worked hard at that, you know. It may seem natural, but it's actual a result of long, diligent study under masters of obfuscation and misdirection. I've also learned a lot from Weasel, whose evil is often felt rather than fully perceived.

Look, stop it will you? At least I understand all those big words...it's when you start talking about old dogs and new tricks and old tricks and...*head explodes*

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:29 am

Originally posted by Weasel
I can't decide is this is good...as in evil good or good as in good evil.

Definitely the other one.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:29 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

*head explodes*

Oh man! What a mess! Now were going to have call the janitor.

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:30 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Oh man! What a mess! Now were going to have call the janitor.

Since this is actually fable's thread, he gets to take care of the mess

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:33 am

Now someones going to have to put Kam's head back together

*gets safety pins, duct tape, and hot glue*

This might sting a bit, but I think I can do it.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:35 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Now someones going to have to put Kam's head back together

*gets safety pins, duct tape, and hot glue*

This might sting a bit, but I think I can do it.

Sterlize those pins!!

**Pours J.D on the pins, then douses Kam's head**

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:36 am

Originally posted by Kameleon

Look, stop it will you? At least I understand all those big words...it's when you start talking about old dogs and new tricks and old tricks and...*head explodes*

Oh, good! That's 435 so far this year. If I reach 800 exploded heads by the end of the year I can claim a bonus trip to Bulgaria.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:39 am

Originally posted by fable
If I reach 800 exploded heads by the end of the year I can claim a bonus trip to Bulgaria.

How many do you get credit for if Weasel's head explodes? I think he said something about his brain hurting last week when he was getting close to his 10011100010000th post . . .

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:43 am

Originally posted by McBane
Sterlize those pins!! **Pours J.D on the pins, then douses Kam's head**

*drinks all the J.D.* Ah, much better. Thank you kindly, old chum!

*after the influx of alcohol Kam's head comes together all on its own

* Nice idea, Don Tybaltus, but you'll have to do better than that

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:49 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave

How many do you get credit for if Weasel's head explodes? I think he said something about his brain hurting last week when he was getting close to his 10011100010000th post . . .

Oh, that's total win, game over. Extra special prizes. I get to choose a country to rule, and the Holy Grail of Joseph of Arimethia appears regularly at my command, filled with diet Dr. Pepper.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 10:53 am

Originally posted by McBane

First off, Fable is frequenting a thread taken over by the RT, and he is not closing it, or charging us for damages. Now, he is putting the move on Viv. Hey! Get in line. Some of us are hard at work here, and you come moseying in offering some type of dog scarf trick covered in chocolate sauce.

**Looks at Kam** And Viv called us sick!

Fable is just being a gentleman

Tyb: Ah,three

I'm misunderstanding everything today

*Avoids looking at Weasel's Avatar*

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:14 am

Originally posted by fable
Oh, that's total win, game over. Extra special prizes. I get to choose a country to rule, and the Holy Grail of Joseph of Arimethia appears regularly at my command, filled with diet Dr. Pepper.

So that explains why Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like the real Dr. Pepper.... there is a Divine influence involved!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:15 am

Originally posted by Vivien
Fable is just being a gentleman

Exactly.

And gentlemen, as everybody knows, prefer women with silk scarves and chocolate sauce.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Aug 29, 2002 11:13 pm

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Vivien
Tyb: Ignore them. They're just jealous because they're not men enough to stand alone on the courage of their convictions. Instead they get their little gang and lie, steal and cheat.

I have plenty of OTHER things to torment you for, no need for the camera accusations.

Us, oh mean madame? We do not lie (In fact it is our honesty that frequently lands us in trouble), cheat, or steal (all threads are merely borrowed). I am shocked and ashamed you think so badly of us, and would like to point out every time I have attempted to stand alone in debate against you you have immediately called in reinforcements.

And you're stingy with the hugs, too.
As ever, I would like to point out that it was all Tybaltus fault...

Nice to see you frequenting our humble establishment @Fable. With any luck we shall be able to find something better than diet Dr Pepper for your palate.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 12:46 am

the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Kameleon

Hmm, well that didn't work, I doubt it would even if you had a Cyrillic plug-in on your compter, but it was gonna be "goodbye", in Russian

"Da svidania" works for me, Kam

- zdrastjie, drugii! (morning friends! - never mind the transcription… I doubt it's official

)

** starts the day with a mug of C.C.B. **

Originally posted by McBane
You misunderstand - I am very scared and reluctant to get into a wrestling match with you. However, I am not a coward and would be willing to contest you. Are we wrestling in Jell-o or mud?

Originally posted by Vivien
Whipcream of course, with those little sprinkles

Originally posted by fable
You forgot warm chocolate syrup. I will volunteer to help clean off any female participant after such a match.

ROFL

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:04 am

Beldin:

**pops in the usual way**

Praise the DIVINE diet Dr. Pepper ! Kneel !

ROFL @Fable !

Hi mates. Still f..... busy ! I'll try to drop in from time to time today...

**pours himself some C.C.B. and returns to his cabin for some work**

Ode to a Grasshopper · Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:06 am

Morning E and B.

I'm still catching up on yesterday's events, will drop in properly soon.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 1:09 am

the actions of Eerhardt

@Beldin: We know mate; no worries (copyright@Beldin) - drop by, when you can

** takes a drink from his mug ** @Ode: Ok, c ya then, mate

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:30 am

Re: the actions of Eerhardt

Originally posted by Eerhardt
"Da svidania" works for me, Kam - zdrastjie, drugii! (morning friends! - never mind the transcription… I doubt it's official )

I just hate transliterations, is all - with Windows 2000 I get all these new characters in Character Map, but they don't appear to work here...

Ah well, zdravsvuite to you too, much as it pains my heart to say it

Maybe I'll just stick to privyet in future, it's a lot easier to type and means the same thing

Unfortunately, I can't stay long...today is my last day to do a lot of things - getting ready to go to America on Tuesday, getting last-minute forms off to my University before I go away, packing for both things, etc...but I'll be around for the next hour or so.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Fri Aug 30, 2002 3:34 am

the actions of Eerhardt

I see you know your Russian

- well, best of luck in advance on your trip to America

** pours Kam and himself an E.C.h.C. each **