Fight of the Century - Fas vs. E-man

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 4:52 am

*yawn*

Oh, sorry...

Hasn't the fight started yet?

Where's my drink anyway?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:03 am

** waiting for the COMMunicator's next move and casually making conversation ** Oh, it has, Minerva - we're just warming up

** directs Minerva to Beldin for a drink

**

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:10 am

Post 7

Stumbling back, Fas comes to his senses. Seeing e-man talking to Minerva, Fas climbs the top rope with the chair and says "I think your color is black and blue and that is how you will look after i am done with you". At the moment E-man turns around to respond to Fas, who jumps of the top rope and slams the chair into E-mans head, knocking him to the floor.

Hey we are fighting here and she asks where the action is. This aint worth it i tell you, well beating you e-man is worth it

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:27 am

post 7 it is indeed

** E-man slowly tries to get up again, but his arms refuse to support him. His coach quickly uncorks a bottle of J.D. As the scent of Jack Daniels reaches his nostrils, E-man jumps to his feet again ** You stick to your puny little rhymes, while I show you all the colours of the rainbow, you COMMie knnnnigget ** pulls the COMMunicator's head down and slams it against his left knee ** Drink shine, imp!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:35 am

Post 8 - almost there

Staggering back, Fas drops into a croch and launches himself at E-mans waist tackling him and proceeds to start punching his face while sitting on him. "Colors of the rainbow? i rather make you see stars first and that will go well with your black and blue body"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:44 am

post 8, hey?

Well, my bruises will go away, but you're stuck with that ugly mug of yours forever! ** takes a severe beating with tremendous discipline, till the COMMunicator's punches become even slower, than takes a swing at him, sending him to the other side of the arena **

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 09, 2002 5:56 am

Post 9 . 1 to go

Being George Bush and Margret Thatchers love child and you say i have an ugly face, talk about delusional

Moves back and relaxes on the ropes, as e-man comes charging at him. Coming closer, fas ducks and flips E-man out of the ring on to Beldin and the spiked drinks, spilling them all over the place

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:06 am

Beldin:

....so now it's PERSONAL...

Wait 'till you come over to the Rolling Thunder (tm) again...

**snaps his fingers and wraps his right hand around the handle of the cattle prod**

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:18 am

Number 9

** notices how Fas flees the ring towards the Rolling Thunder ** Come back here, you shine-spilling swine of dubious parentage! ** drags the COMMunicator back into the arena and runs him over, then stomps on him a few times **

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:24 am

Post 10 at last

Flee?
More like i want to stomp him

And he hasnt shown either, what a whimp

"As this is the last post, i suggest we call it quits now..." As e-man moves forward, CM takes the chair and whacks him on the back of the head with it, knocking him down. Then CM proceeds to apply make up - he stole out of Minervas bag liberally to e-mans face. And lastly ties e-man up feet first a la dusty

Dont worry Minerva i will pay you back for what i have taken.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:41 am

number 10

** After being subject to Fas's sick fantasies, E-man gets out of the ropes Houdini-style, wipes off the make-up and tackles the COMMunicator as he's trying to get a *hug* from Minerva and tosses him out of the ring ** Who are you calling a wimp, mister I'm-leaving-the-arena-in-a-fight

? I'll see you back here the day after tomorrow, monkey boy! ** The bell rings and Fas and E-man both leave the arena after round 1 **

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:43 am

Beldin:

Nice fight, but a little on the violent side as far as CM is concerned, if you ask me... He'll have to learn to leave innocent bystanders out of the fight...

**packs up the refreshments and heads back to the Rolling Thunder (tm)**

CM · Post by CM » Mon Sep 09, 2002 6:55 am

Violent?
Wont happen again.
Next time, i will just attack the drinks and leave the chair aside

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:21 am

*Wakes up, body pain and all*...

...darn it Beldin, you were sitting on me!!!

Gads, *cough!* you *cough!* you're one mean heavy dude!

... and I missed the whole show!

...sometimes it just doesn't pay to be small and cute...

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:29 am

Sorry, @Mah ! But you're lucky that I only sat on you....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Sep 09, 2002 7:45 am

Lucky?

...LUCKY?!!!!

I was the one in the mini-Fas costume to give my COMMrade some cheering support!

Check out the spears thread, it wasn't Fas you prodded!

That hurt...

...so good.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Tue Sep 10, 2002 12:44 am

Hate to say it, but I'm with Minerva on this one. Where're the drinks?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 12:50 am

We have provided a bar stand, but it's currently uncatered, Ode. The next round is scheduled for tomorrow. Meanwhile, everybody's welcome to quench their thirst in the Rolling Thunder

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Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:09 pm

Waits very patiently......for now

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 9:48 pm

Hey guys, I heard there is a great match going on... any good seats left?..