The Sandy Bottom Beach, Patio, and Swim-up Bar

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:25 pm

*lays out the massage table for Viv*

Does this qualify as nice enough?

@Ty, she said something nice, not something that would send her into mad screaming fits of horror

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:26 pm

I know you men aren't getting sex and are using football as an escape, but really, those of us who ARE getting sex like to have a place to talk about nice, normal fun things.

*Viv tries to get the lotion on her own back, angry at BS for his contribution to the sports talk*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:27 pm

*takes lotion from Viv*

Allow me please.

*applies lotion to Vivs back*

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:31 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*takes lotion from Viv*

Allow me please.

*applies lotion to Vivs back*

*pulls away, waiting for BS to talk about something nice and fun*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:32 pm

Well, Viv, no, I'm not getting sex at work so....football is an entertaining outlet as well.

**takes of his latex speedo and gives it to viv as a gift**

Trust me, there are women everywhere who would kill for this revealing number. If you are not one of them, then perhaps you can bask in the envy of others.

btw, what does getting sex have to do with talking about nice, normal, fun things. Can such boundaries even be defined?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:32 pm

BS is pretty fixated right now, I'm not so certain you would agree on what is considered nice and fun, Viv.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:34 pm

*goes blind as Ned removes his Speedo.....why do I always have to witness these things

I ain't fixated Ned, I just saw an opportunity and tried to sieze it. So much for initiative

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:36 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Well, Viv, no, I'm not getting sex at work so....football is an entertaining outlet as well.

**takes of his latex speedo and gives it to viv as a gift**

Trust me, there are women everywhere who would kill for this revealing number. If you are not one of them, then perhaps you can bask in the envy of others.

btw, what does getting sex have to do with talking about nice, normal, fun things. Can such boundaries even be defined?

Are you sure you want to give that to me? Wouldn't that make the other women (and weasel) ...jealous?

What if they try to hurt me to get it?

Lol, well I have my theory about why men watch football and it melts nicely with my 'not getting sex' theory.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:41 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
BS is pretty fixated right now, I'm not so certain you would agree on what is considered nice and fun, Viv.

Good point. YOU therefore, must supply the fun

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:44 pm

Cool, I'm off the hook, now I can just wait til someone tries to take Vivs speedo and thrash them

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:45 pm

by viv
Good point. YOU therefore, must supply the fun

That's why I took off my speedo's.

Sorry BS, next time, I'll make sure you're eyes are averted first.

I don't Viv, sex and football are two of my favorite things in autumn.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:46 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I don't Viv, sex and football are two of my favorite things in autumn.

At the same time?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:49 pm

Remind me to never watch a game with Ned

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:50 pm

Preferably. I'll cut this short as smart aleck anecdotes are likely to get me into trouble.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:52 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
Preferably. I'll cut this short as smart aleck anecdotes are likely to get me into trouble.

Well, I can understand a bit more then...

Plus the cheerleaders outfits are cute

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:53 pm

off topic

On the travel network last night, I watched an older documentary of Ozzy and family. Aimee was actually on the documentary unlike her aversion to the Mtv show. It was probably from seven or eight years ago. There was a lot of hilarious stuff. A quote from Sharon: "Well, the impressions of Ozzy are a bit skewed. There's all the raving lunatic, drug addict, alcoholic stuff.....well, yeah, that's there....but he's a wonderful person and a wonderful father." The girlfriend and I were in tears of laughter upon hearing this.

We now bring you back to our discussion of coitus during a football game.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Vivien
At the same time?

I so desperately want to respond to this but I fear getting banned.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 2:57 pm

What? you don't see Ozzy as the pillar of morality and strenghth that he is? The man has a complte handle on everything that goes on in his home

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 3:08 pm

QUOTE]by hld
I so desperately want to respond to this but I fear getting banned.[/QUOTE]

had to say the same thing HLD except my responses excluding inbreeding, much to BS dismay.[

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 3:14 pm

Well Im back.

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

@Ty, she said something nice, not something that would send her into mad screaming fits of horror

*hangs head in shame*
*sigh* This is the welcome I get?