Scayde Makes 1k!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:49 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Ah I see who it is. When BS and I try to talk to you, youre to busy staring at the strippers. But when Ned comes along, its beer toasts here and there, isnt it?

EDIT-Later BS.

@Ty: Three words..."Transparent Latex Speedos"

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:50 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
@Ty: Three words..."Transparent Latex Speedos"

*shudder*
Guh......
*starts chugging beer*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:54 pm

@Ty: ROFLMAO....*Slips Bambi a $20 to go entertain Ty...*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:55 pm

by scayde
Transparent Latex Speedos

...which are incindentally swirling from a ceiling fan back at the beach bar. Who cares when the booze is flowin'.

@scayde, what a riot. thanks for the laughs, drinx, and ego boost. I'm outta here.

@tyb, nice chatting with you. I'm envious; she's all yours. Can you handle it?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:55 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
@Ty: ROFLMAO....*Slips Bambi a $20 to go entertain Ty...*

Hey!

Im a naturalist, but that doesnt mean I have a thing for deer.

EDIT-@Ned LOL

I think Im up for the challenge.

Later, man. Take it easy.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 5:59 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
...which are incindentally swirling from a ceiling fan back at the beach bar. Who cares when the booze is flowin'.

@scayde, what a riot. thanks for the laughs, drinx, and ego boost. I'm outta here.

@tyb, nice chatting with you. I'm envious; she's all yours. Can you handle it?

Later Ned...It's been a blast, thanks for coming to the party,

(and for the Show)

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:01 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hey! Im a naturalist, but that doesnt mean I have a thing for deer.

EDIT-@Ned LOL I think Im up for the challenge. Later, man. Take it easy.

*Tells Beautiful blond well built profesional stripper named Bambi to cancel private dance for Ty*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:03 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
*Tells Beautiful blond well built profesional stripper named Bambi to cancel private dance for Ty*

Thats ok. I dont like blondes very much. Brunettes and red heads, well now youre singing a different song.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:05 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Thats ok. I dont like blondes very much. Brunettes and red heads, well now youre singing a different song.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:06 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
thanks, I love beer AND toast.

All you need now is football and sex.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:10 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Thats ok. I dont like blondes very much. Brunettes and red heads, well now youre singing a different song.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Tybaltus: Of the several key words in there, the least important is blonde. In order of importance the words you should be looking for are:

stripper
beautiful
professional
private dance (yes, that counts as one word)
well-built
Bambi
blonde

@Scayde:
I'll take the lap dance if Tybaltus won't . . .

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:10 pm

Originally posted by Scayde

"I understand just a little. No comprende. Its a riddle." -Wall of Voodoo

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:13 pm

Greetings HLD, Good to see you

* gives $20 back to bambi now sulking in corner over rejectioin by Ty..Tells her to make HLD happy*

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:13 pm

How are things going tonight?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:15 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Tybaltus: Of the several key words in there, and the least important is blonde. In order of importance the words you should be looking for are:

stripper
beautiful
professional
private dance (yes, that counts as one word)
well-built
Bambi
blonde

@Scayde:
I'll take the lap dance if Tybaltus won't . . .

*sulks* Oh whatever......theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex..........etc. etc. etc.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:15 pm

@HLD

retty good so far, I like being the guest of honor *Watches scantily clad cowboy becomming more scantily clad*

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:17 pm

Congrats Sis!
*Whistles at male strippers* Drat I'm off to work too

*hugs to everyone*

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:17 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
......theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex

That's true but you never, ever turn down a free lap dance from a beautiful, well-built professional stripper named Bambi. After four years in "the program", even I know that.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:18 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
*sulks* Oh whatever......theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex. Theres more to life than just sex..........etc. etc. etc.

*Puts arm around Ty's shoulder and in a big sister way...*
Lesson #2...NO....THERE ISN'T

And that's why you need training wheels

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Sep 10, 2002 6:20 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya
Congrats Sis!
*Whistles at male strippers* Drat I'm off to work too
*hugs to everyone*

*big hug* @ T', Thanks Sis, come back later if you can, I plan to party as long as the Cowboys hold out...