Fight of the Century - Fas vs. E-man

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 1:33 am

That figures

- didn't see him lying on the floor this morning... ** heads over to the Rolling Thunder, finds Fas passed out on the floor again (must have run over him

) and drags him back to the ring, then tries to wake him up with some of the refreshments **

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 2:01 am

@BS: I think they are gonna start soon...*shakes him off her shoulder trying to wake him...* Really, I think I saw both of them at the same time.... *shake*, *gives up, decides to drink quervo instead*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 2:03 am

*mumble* nice pillow *mumble*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 2:13 am

post n°2

I can't seem to wake him up... does anybody here know CardioPulmonary *H*ugscitation

?

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:00 am

Post 1 of the COMMunicator

Hey i got work damnit

Plus i was late for work, damn that Argyle

*grabs E-man by the wrist, flips him over and starts giving him an indian arm burn* And this for knocking me out you little water drinker *aims to destroy e-mans eyes with a pic from the one of weasels "special photo shoots"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:08 am

post n°3

** averts his eyes from the Cher-Weasel pic, reaches down his pockets and blinds the COMMunicator with sand he picked up at the beach

. While Fas lets go of E-man's arm and staggers backwards rubbing his eyes, E-man runs into him his right arm stretched sideways for a closeliner and takes him down ** Take that, you pansy - only took one punch to knock you out

!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:10 am

@CM - Sorry to interrupt, but what's an "Argyle" ?

No worries,

Beldin

**returns to preparing refreshments**

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:13 am

Post 2 of the COMMunicator

*falling to the ground, fas quickly does a leg sweep, making E-man lose his footing and he falls back as well. Jumping up and clearing out his eyes, Fas then picks e-man up and throws him out of the ring, then gets on the top rope and jumps off connecting directly with e-man while he gets up.* Pansy eh? You have to blind me to fight me, coward....

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:18 am

Argyle

It is a persistant world for NWN.
It is what the Blades of the Banshee was created for.
It is a world based on AD&D rules, but it is damn difficult.
No magical items whatsoever, alot of great role players and a fun place to play.
So far i have lost 20 characters, to my studity and getting kicked by the DM.
It is a great place to play NWN on line.
I spend some of my free time on it.
I have met AJ, Mysteria and i think Nippy as well on Argyle.
If you have NWN you must try this MP on line thing.
From what i have heard is far better than Ultima and EQ - though i havent played either of them.
But it is addictive for sure.
Hope that helps.
If you wnat the address just ask or pm me.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:25 am

post n°4

Hell, things get dirty when fighting a skunk like you, but I'm not the one who bailed out

** E-man kicks Fas off of him, kicking him against one of the steel posts. Then he grabs the COMMunicator by the back of his head and yells out ** Post, meet Fas... Fas, meet post! ** and with this, slams Fas against the post ** Quite the improvement on the face there - you can thank me later

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:27 am

*Minerva wakes up and stretches*

Ummm, is this stiill going on???

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:35 am

@Minerva: I know I'm no Waverly, but you can't blame a guy for trying

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:39 am

*dazed, Fas staggers back and then slams E-man with a head butt and proceeds to do the same as was done to him with the steel post. Seeing E-man nearly black out, Fas proceeds to the refreshments table and picks up a glass and spills the contents on the floor

* Now get up you panty waist, tired of the beat down already, well there is more to come. *punches e-man in the guts*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:47 am

Ha, my liver can take a punch and no headache can compete with my share of hangovers

** hits Fas across the chest with his Chop from Hell

, leaving Fas gasping for air ** Now, we'll make a man out of you yet... ** takes a bottle of shine and pours it down Fas's throat ** Does it burn, is your throat on fire

? Be a good lad and finish up your drink! ** empties the entire bottle in the COMMunicator's throat **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 3:54 am

Post 4 of the COMMunicator

*Spitting out the shine right into E-mans face, Fas quickly tips over all the refreshments spilling the contents on the floor, then he turns around and grabs a thermos. Within it is strong hot Pakistani tea

Instead of forcing it down E-mans throat, Fas pours it all over his head and then lets in some rabid Pakistani tea deprived Mullahs, who smelling the tea on E-man rush forwar to drink it off him*

I would have said lick, but even i dont hate e-man that much

Edit as things did not make sense.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:12 am

post n°6

I guess I was right about your colour being yellow; can't even fight his own fights

! ** as with all Mullah's, the ever-present smell of alcoholics on E-man is too much for them and they pass out, before they reach him ** E-man wipes off his face with his hand and looks at the drops of shine as though they were his own blood ([size=0]technically it is, for about 90%[/size]

) ** Of all the stupid things in the world, you being born included, that has to be the dumbest thing man has ever had to witness! Prepare for retribution! ** lifts the COMMunicator off his feet, starts twirling him around on his hands and then drops him on the floor, finishing off with a backdrop that makes Fas's eyes roll in their sockets **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:19 am

Post 5 of the COMMunicator - last post and then i got work to do

Damn mullahs, i knew they were good for nothing

*getting up Fas kicks e-man in the waist, forcing him to bend over and Fas sets him for a pile driver* Though this should hurt, but with a mind filled with booze and not an single coherent thought it wont hurt you at unless...*fas punches e-man in the ribs again and again, before he is satisified that he wont be moving for a long time. Then he grabs his tea, places it in a large bucket and then forces e-mans face into the bucket, aiming to drown him in tea or make him a convert which ever happens first*

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:20 am

work

I will be back in 1 or 2 hours for the fight, i have to get this stuff in before 2 pm.

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Sep 11, 2002 4:25 am

will be waiting...

** still face down in the bucket, E-man spikes the tea and starts SLURRing it away **

CM · Post by CM » Wed Sep 11, 2002 5:44 am

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