The Flop House

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:46 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I deny any and all allegations that are a direct assault upon my moral character on the grounds that there is no character there to assault

@All......Soon, my vengence shall come to pass

*HUGS*..

At least you didn't wake up covered in green paint this morning..Though you came very close...LMAO

*kiss*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
Then I shouild probably be very afraid right now..they say paybacks are ****

Oh man. I must have the innocent mind tonight. I dont know what that word is.

@Flibbs Good point.

BTW-Ironically Rolf was a nickname one of my friends called me senior year of high school. It was due to the fact that my hair has been parted back, and he said it made me look like a person named Rolf.

Just a story I thought Id share for no reason.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:47 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@All......Soon, my vengence shall come to pass

Ahem...but shouldn't those running for political office show neutrality and mild-mannered acceptance...since surely noticing such slights is below the dignity of potential future leaders......

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:49 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
I shall protect you from the mean, vengeful, drunk politican

You may have to...*G*

Mr Flibble · Post by **Mr Flibble** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:49 pm

@BS, DW is right. We have to be mild mannered and responsible until after the election. Then comes the vengeance and backstabbing.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:50 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
@BS, DW is right. We have to be mild mannered and responsible until after the election. Then comes the vengeance and backstabbing.

I'm up for hire as a valuable assassin, if anyone needs that sort of aid.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:52 pm

@Flibble, There is no protection from a mean vengeful drunk politician.

@DW....of course, notice I left the threat hollow and empty....much like a real politician

@Scayde......green paint

A man can't even pass out in peace

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:52 pm

Originally posted by Mr Flibble
@BS, DW is right. We have to be mild mannered and responsible until after the election. Then comes the vengeance and backstabbing.

*Imagines Mr.Flibble and BS stepping into dingy old phone booths and reemerging clad in matching blue tights and red capes*

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:53 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
I'm up for hire as a valuable assassin, if anyone needs that sort of aid.

lol! sadly it may well come to that

Originally posted by BS

@DW....of course, notice I left the threat hollow and empty....much like a real politician

Awww..... such sincerity

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:54 pm

Ok, but HE has to be the sidekick

Hello AC....why would you want to assasinate me? Your turning into your father, you know that?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:55 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
*Imagines Mr.Flibble and BS stepping into dingy old phone booths and reemerging clad in matching blue tights and red capes*

LOL...I could have done with out that visual immage DW..

@ BS: I tried to save you, really I did...

edit: Hiya AC..*HUG*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 6:56 pm

DW - Whatever it takes to make a few bucks.

Sorry, BS. But father comes before fiance.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:00 pm

@Scayde well, it would appear you were sucessful, I hope anyway

@AC, sigh....if I must come to terms with the fact my fiance is trying to kill me out of loyalty to her father....so be it. It is a heavy burden a lowly Lord must bear

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:01 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@Scayde well, it would appear you were sucessful, I hope anyway

@AC, sigh....if I must come to terms with the fact my fiance is trying to kill me out of loyalty to her father....so be it. It is a heavy burden a lowly Lord must bear

Yep, so.. What are you paying for this job to be done, Flibble?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:02 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
DW - Whatever it takes to make a few bucks.

Sorry, BS. But father comes before fiance.

[confused] So I take it the wedding is back on again?[/confused]

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:04 pm

@AC...remeber, just don't go cheap on my funeral.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:09 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@AC...remeber, just don't go cheap on my funeral.

Are you kidding? Do you know how much those Arrows of Sobering cost? It's hard to find weapons that will drain your blood of alcohal (which I suspect will be the end of you

) in such quantities. Bud, you're going in a wooden box with no marker.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:12 pm

You misunderstand....I meant don't get cheap with the booze for the guests at my funeral.

What do I care what happens to my grave after I am gone

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:16 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
You misunderstand....I meant don't get cheap with the booze for the guests at my funeral. What do I care what happens to my grave after I am gone

Oooooh goody a wake....Now we just have to ensure that after a night of debauched revelry we remember to take his corpse to the cemetary

(for clarification see the song "The Night Pat Murphy Died"...lyrics in the SYM thread

)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Sep 19, 2002 7:19 pm

I have a host of friends who are "hoping" they can remember to bury me, a fiance who is intent on ending my life for reasons known only to her, and a future father-in-law who has a hopeless addiction to power and cookies......my God, what has the world come to?

Just bury me with my bottle