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Male/Female dictornary

Post by Xandax »

Got this in the mail - wanted to share :)

Male/Female Dictionary
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female......Any part under a car’s hood.
Male......The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female......Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male......Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female......The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male.......Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment)
Female.......A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male.......Not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.
Female......A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female......An embarrassing by-product of digestion.
Male...... Source of entertainment, self-statement, and male bonding.

7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female......The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.......Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.......A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male........A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5 minutes.
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ROFLMAO! :D

This is hilarious! :) :D
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I thought I read in the longest GB/SYM members thread that xandax wasn't a spammer and only posted usefull things... :rolleyes: :)
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OMG..THIS IS TOO FUNNY..ROFLMAO...*giggle* *snicker*

@ R-Letters.: What are you talking about..LOL..This is a very useful um..well..umm,.. study in sociology.. yea that's it..*GRIN*

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lmao :D
The sad thing is that while drawing stereotypes many of these are true.... :D Especially the parts where women appear the more civilised of the genders..... :p :D
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Hey! Us blokes are civilised!! Well, most of us. Some of us. Maybe... :p :D
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@Mr.Flibble...erm...you sound....well...rather doubtful on the subject of male civility... :D
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Post by Mr Flibble »

Originally posted by dragon wench
@Mr.Flibble...erm...you sound....well...rather doubtful on the subject of male civility... :D


We can be civil if needed. Just look at Grunty. He even wore a dinner jacket the other day. :cool: :D
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Originally posted by Mr Flibble
We can be civil if needed. Just look at Grunty. He even wore a dinner jacket the other day. :cool: :D


lol! That is a good point... :D Of course there is often an ulterior motive for such unusual behaviour as well......

such as....
Male......Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.


j/k ;)
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:D **ROFLMAOPTC** ;) @Xandy !
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Originally posted by ruined letters
I thought I read in the longest GB/SYM members thread that xandax wasn't a spammer and only posted usefull things... :rolleyes: :)


Hey - never said I only posted usefull items. (although this is very usefull imo :D )
Just said I was a posting lurker and not a spammer. :D
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Post by Beldin »

Originally posted by Xandax

Just said I was a posting lurker and not a spammer. :D


One look at your postcount tells me you're a liar.... ;) :D :p
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Originally posted by Beldin
One look at your postcount tells me you're a liar.... ;) :D :p


So almost 6K over almost 2 years is spammer? - I have lousy 8.57 posts per day :)

To comparision you have 12.01 posts per day :p
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Well i have 3.24 posts per day, so HA! :D
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Bump

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Post by garazdawi »

that's hilarious!!! i luv it ;)

not true of course... well in most... no make that some cases it's not true...BTW if you know the word none it can also be used here. :D

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Post by Jaesha »

That was a good one, but why isn´t beer and footie mentioned?
Ok, I´ll give it a shot;

FOOTBALL (Food-bowl)
Female: A violent ballgame with sweaty men.
Male: Equals beer and couches.

BEER (Biiir)
Female: A liquid that makes you burp and gives you bad breath.
Male: Equals footie and couches.

... yours *buurp*truly...
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Post by Vinin »

.55 ppd here!
It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.

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Fosters
Woman: No known definition
Man: Beer, beer, and more beer
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Post by Beldin »

Originally posted by Xandax
So almost 6K over almost 2 years is spammer? - I have lousy 8.57 posts per day :)

To comparision you have 12.01 posts per day :p



..but then - I never denied being a slammer (Part Slurr, part Spammer). ;) :D
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