Spam is like a drug

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 12:20 am

Herman's Hermits anyone ? ...

"No Spam today"

No SPAM today, my love has gone away
The SYM-Board stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No SPAM today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why

How could they know just what this message means
The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams
How could they know the palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen

No SPAM today, it wasn't always so
The company was gay, we'd turn night into day

But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up two down

No SPAM today, it wasn't always so
The company was gay, we'd turn night into day
As music played the faster did we dance
We felt it both at once, the start of our romance

How could they know just what this message means
The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams
How could they know a palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen

No SPAM today, my love has gone away
The SYM-Board stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn

But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Becomes a shrine when I think of you only
Just two up two down

No SPAM today, my love has gone away
The SYM-Board stands forlorn, a symbol of the dawn
No SPAM today, it seems a common sight
But people passing by don't know the reason why

How could they know just what this message means
The end of my hopes, the end of all my dreams
How could they know a palace there had been
Behind the door where my love reigned as queen

No SPAM today, it wasn't always so
The company was gay, we'd turn night into day

But all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Oh all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town
Oh all that's left is a place dark and lonely
A terraced house in a mean street back of town

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 2:16 am

Pretty Fly (For A New Guy) - [size=0](Wannabe Spammer) after The Offspring[/size]

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girls say I spam pretty fly for a new guy

Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís
You know its kinda hard just to spam along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well he spams up in denial

(chorus)
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always go and take a break
The world needs wannabes
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girls say I spam pretty fly for a new guy

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
He looks for a thread and follows its advice
Now spamming in this forum, he sees homies as they pass
But if he blinks twice, they're gonna spam his lily ass!

(chorus)
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always go and take a break
The world loves wannabes
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

Now he's getting an avatar yeah, he's getting one done
He asked for "13", but they gave him "31"
Friends say he's trying too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seís

(chorus)
So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you know you can always go and take a break
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
Hey, hey, do that brand new thing!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 2:51 am

Walk of Spam after the Dire Straits

Here comes BS singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes BS singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the Tunnels, trying to make her stay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the man can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the plan
He do the walk, he do the walk of spam

Here comes BS and he'll tell you the story
Hand me down my walkin' shoes
Here come BS with the power and the glory
Backbeat the talkin' blues
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah, the man can play
Dedication devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

He do the song about the sweet lovin' woman
He do the song about the plan
He do the walk, he do the walk of spam

Here comes BS singing oldies, goldies
Be-Bop-A-Lula, Baby What I Say
Here comes BS singing I Gotta Woman
Down in the Tunnels, trying to make her stay
He got the action, he got the motion
Yeah the man can play
Decidation devotion
Turning all the night time into the day

And after all the violence and double talk
There's just a song about the trouble and the plan
You do the walk, you do the walk of spam

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 2:56 am

Another one of Monty Phyton -

The Life of SPAMMER !

Spammer. The babe they called 'Spammer',
He grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be-- grew up to be
A boy called 'Spammer'--
A boy called 'Spammer'.
He had arms... and legs... and hands... and feet,
This boy... whose name was 'Spammer',
And he grew,... grew, grew, and grew--
Grew up to be--
Yes, he grew up to be
A teenager called 'Spammer'--
A teenager called 'Spammer',
And his face became spotty.
Yes, his face became spotty,
And his voice dropped down low
And things started to grow
On young Spammer and show
He was certainly no--
No girl named 'Spammer',
Not a girl named 'Spammer'.

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Spammer'--
This man called 'Spammer'--
The man they called 'Spammer'--
This man called 'Spammer'!

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 3:31 am

Another Dire Straits classic

Calling Satan

calling Satan - is anybody home
calling Satan - I'm here all alone
did he leave the building
or can he come to the phone

calling Satan - I'm here all alone
well tell him I was calling just to wish him well
let me leave my number - heartbreak hotel

oh love me tender - baby don't be cruel
return to sender - treat me like a fool

calling Satan - is anybody home
calling Satan - I'm here all alone
did he leave the building
or can he come to the phone
calling Satan - I'm here all alone

why don't you go get him - I'm his biggest fan
you gotta tell him - he's still the man
long distance baby - so far from home
don't you think maybe you could put him on

well tell him I was calling just to wish him well
let me leave my number - heartbreak hotel
oh love me tender - baby don't be cruel
return to sender - treat me like a fool

calling Satan - is anybody home
calling Satan - I'm here all alone
did he leave the building
or can he come to the phone
calling Satan - I'm here all alone

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 3:34 am

Whose line is it anyway?

Yep, that's right folks. The collection of these 20 all-time classics:

Robert Palmer - Addicted to Spam
Nazareth - Spam hurts
The Beatles - Spam!
Jagger/Richards - Sympathy for Satan
The Doors - Riders on the Spam
Ferry/Mackay - Spam is the Drug
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five - The Spam message
The Police - Every Little Thread She Starts is Magic
Queen - Flash Gordon Theme - SPAM!
Joe C0cker - No Spam In The City
Eric Idle - Bright Side of Spam
Aerosmith - The Spam That Feeds
Genesis - Spam It Knows Me
Weird Al Yankovich - Spam
Percy Montrose - My spamming Clementine
Herman's Hermits - No Spam today
The Offspring - Pretty Fly for a New Guy (Wannabe Spammer)
Dire Straits - Walk of Spam
Monty Python - The Life Of Spammer
Dire Straits - Calling Satan

for only 9.95$! - don't miss out and call now to get your very own copy of the Spam Album - Songs you just can't get out of your head

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:49 am

Re: Whose line is it anyway?

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Roxette - Spam is the Drug

I think you mean Roxy Music there, E-Man

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 5:53 am

I stand corrected; see what happens if you don't mention the artist/label yourself

?

EDIT - either way, it's one hell of a collection

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Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:03 am

ahhh, it is complete. **hands @Eer 9.95$** Could i get a copy?

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:05 am

** takes the 9.95$ and puts it in a jar labelled "beer tab" **

Sure thing ** hands Bloodmist his very own copy of the Spam Album **

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:11 am

**Opens backpack and pulls out karaoke system, grabs microphone and sings**

Oh my SPAMMING
oh my SPAMMING
oh my SPAMMING Clementine

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:12 am

ROFL

- I see dead spammers...

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:19 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
ROFL - I see dead spammers...

LOL

I see living and thriving spammers

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:30 am

it's not spam, when they're really after you... (tagline from Enemy of the State)

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:33 am

There is always some madness in spam. But there is also always some reason in madness.

- Friedrich Nietzsche, "On Reading and Writing"

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:37 am

Good one, BM - Order out of Spam - I. Prigogine (1984)

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:41 am

To SPAM or not to spam ... !

THAT'S the question here !

No worries,

Beldin

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:41 am

This is quite fun

...

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't spam something with him.

- Galileo Galilei

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:44 am

LOL@BM and Beldin

I can resist anything, but spamnation - Oscar Wilde

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:52 am

ROFL @Eer!

Here's the one from The Flop House.

The real spammer is always a spammer by mistake; he dreams of being an honest coward like everybody else.

- Umberto Eco, Travels in Hyperreality