Spam is like a drug

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:57 am

"Kids! Bringing about SPAM can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home."

-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:58 am

Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of spam would do well to cover their ears right about now - Metatron in Dogma

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 6:59 am

Spamming is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.

- Hippocrates, Precepts

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:01 am

Here's the one from my sig...

He who fights spammers should look to it that he himself does not become one... "for if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" - Friedrich Nietzsche

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:02 am

Not a literary quote, but I LMAO when reading it at a "cannabis & culture" related site...:

"I was shocked to discover that those who embrace the SPAM counter-culture these days are using the Internet."

- US Senator Orrin Hatch -

[size=0]Was originally: "I was shocked to discover that those who embrace the drug counter-culture these days are using the Internet."

(- US Senator Orrin Hatch -) [/size]

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:07 am

Nice quote, Beldin

Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Spammeth Here - Dante

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:07 am

Re: Here's the one from my sig...

Originally posted by Eerhardt
He who fights spammers should look to it that he himself does not become one... "for if you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" - Friedrich Nietzsche

I thought of taking that, but I decided to leave it for you. I'm surprised you didn't take this at once.

Spam is the soul of wit.

- William Shakespeare, "Hamlet", Act 2 scene 2

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:15 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Nice quote, Beldin

Thank's. I'm doing my best....

Now for the eternal source of saucy quotes & wisdom that is the Bible:

Matthew 6:14 & 15 (KJV) :
"For if ye forgive men their SPAM, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: but if ye forgive not men their SPAM, neither will your Father forgive your SPAM . "

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:17 am

and MOST FITTING for SYM :

Luke 23:34 (KJV)
"Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do."

-and I didn't even have to edit this one...

...

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:24 am

Here's another classic quote...

Spam me up, Scotty - Star Trek

@Beldin: very fitting indeed. And not just for SYM

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:30 am

We must never forget that Spam is not a form of propaganda; it is a form of truth.

- John F. Kennedy, October 26, 1963

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:39 am

"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called spam, would it?"
- Albert Einstein

[size=0]Originally:
"If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?"[/size]

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:41 am

..and don't forget the tagline of a whole generation

"Spam and Drugs and Rock'n'Roll !"

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:50 am

Oh you guys are in here.

Hows everyone doing?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 7:51 am

Originally posted by Beldin
and MOST FITTING for SYM :

Luke 23:34 (KJV)
"Then said Jesus, Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do."

LOL

How true....How true...

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:05 am

"SPAM" by "SPAM"dau Ballet

So SPAM
funny how it seems
always in time, but never in line for dreams
head over heels,when toe to toe
this is the sound of my soul
this is the sound
I bought a ticket to the world
but now I've come back again
why do I find it hard to write the next line
when I want the SPAM to be said
I know this much is SPAM
With a thrill in my head an a pill on my tongue
dissolve the nerves that have just begun
listening to SPAM all night long
this is the sound of my soul
this is the sound
always slipping from my hands
sand's a time of t's own
take your seaside arms and write the next line
oh I want the SPAM to be said

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:29 am

@Beldin: SPAM on!

@Ty: I see you have joined in the fun

I spam, therefore I am - Descartes

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 8:44 am

Spamming is unconsciousness George Orwell

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:04 pm

Hey you spam-addicts, get out of here!

You too Polly.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Sep 26, 2002 1:15 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield
Hey you spam-addicts, get out of here!

You too Polly.

Your thread has been envaded by RT and company.

So resistance is futile, I think.