Owed to the Spell Checker

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:24 pm

In my travels I came across this...

Owed to the Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling checker
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marcs four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My checker tolled me sew

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:34 pm

I don't get it.....it's just a poem, right? It looks fine to me

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 12:57 pm

Reminds me Office-Word spellchecker *SIGH*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:00 pm

Funny

It would work through a spell-checker too, if you used the word "marks" instead of "marcs"

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:52 pm

lol! @all of you....

not that this poem reminds me of anyone on this board or anything........

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:58 pm

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! @all of you....

not that this poem reminds me of anyone on this board or anything........

Oh, Idon't know... My first DF post was *pretty* bad...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 2:59 pm

@A-C

seraphshattered · Post by **seraphshattered** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:00 pm

eye due knot udder stained who diss tropic his sew hum or us..

*ahem*

on a somewhat related note:

the sword shove the pings

free pings pour the dell fen dings sunder the fry,
heaven door the morph hoards sin where dolls of cone,
fine lore the bark fnord yon fizz park moan
bin the sand shove sore for dare the fad does cry.
done sing to stool hem fall, ton bing to rind hem,
son thing to ping them hall canned in the stark less sined them
kin the panda gore roar fair the pad hose fly.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:10 pm

*sigh* I've been here too long....

I thought I recognized this! Only 10 months ago!

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 4:13 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I don't get it.....it's just a poem, right? It looks fine to me

But did it look familiar? LOL

JackOfClubs · Post by **JackOfClubs** » Tue Oct 15, 2002 5:46 pm

Merry, adder lid alarm;
is fleas wash widens no.
End if rewarded Merry rent,
toil lamp worse yurt ago.

*Your spell checker may not have the word "yurt" but it is an English word. Means a sort of hut, I think.*