Originally posted by Scayde LMAO @ Chanak.. excuses excuses..
LOL @Scayde. Remember - the proof is in the pudding. He who laughs last, in this case, shall laugh the longest.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Originally posted by T'lainya @ Chanak I'm sure your appointment book will fill up quickly
@ all I'm working the next 2 days so I'll be online rather sporadically, but I will check in
...flexes fingers
*whips out +5 Towel of Holy Massage*
Don't work too hard, T'lainya. See you around.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Originally posted by Chanak Thalimon must refrain from competition
I agree. Competition will benefit no one, especially when demand far exceeds supply as in this case. If there is any way you can help keep the ladies of the DF loose and limber, please do so. As has been noted in the past, Thantor’s hands are woefully inadequate and poor Gwally is being worked to the bone.
On that note, Gwally is offering a series of Fantasy Back Rubs for the Halloween season in addition to his usual stock of oils and scents. He has a full line of costumes, many of which will be appealing to the fine ladies of the DF.
Pablo the Pool Boy: tanned and fit, he works for you! "You would like me to put more suntan lotion on your back? Okay, but your bikini top is in the way…."
The Nordic God: Hairless, muscular chest, long blond hair tied back. Swedish massage a specialty. Warm fire, bearskin rug, the works!
Jean-Luc the Swarthy Frenchman: A wine list that is the envy of the finest restaurants! "You are very beautiful. You have zee body of an angel and zee bearing of a goddess!"
Germanic Torture Masseuse: T'lainya will just adore his fencing scar! "Ve haf vays of makink you relax!"
Gwally will even figure out a way to cater to Aqua-Chan's fuzzy fetish!
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.