Dark Flame Discussion Thread III (no spam)

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:39 pm

LMAO!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:39 pm

Can't we choose the Nordic guy with a bottle of Chablis??

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:41 pm

Re: Who massages the masseuse?

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
I agree. Competition will benefit no one, especially when demand far exceeds supply as in this case. If there is any way you can help keep the ladies of the DF loose and limber, please do so. As has been noted in the past, Thantor’s hands are woefully inadequate and poor Gwally is being worked to the bone.

On that note, Gwally is offering a series of Fantasy Back Rubs for the Halloween season in addition to his usual stock of oils and scents. He has a full line of costumes, many of which will be appealing to the fine ladies of the DF.

Pablo the Pool Boy: tanned and fit, he works for you! "You would like me to put more suntan lotion on your back? Okay, but your bikini top is in the way…."

The Nordic God: Hairless, muscular chest, long blond hair tied back. Swedish massage a specialty. Warm fire, bearskin rug, the works!

Jean-Luc the Swarthy Frenchman: A wine list that is the envy of the finest restaurants! "You are very beautiful. You have zee body of an angle and zee bearing of a goddess!"

Germanic Torture Masseuse: T'lainya will just adore his fencing scar! "Ve haf vays of makink you relax!"

Gwally will even figure out a way to cater to Aqua-Chan's fuzzy fetish!

And none of which can compare with the rugged, manly northern-ness which is a Canada... "Ya want a back rub, eh!"

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:46 pm

Re: Re: Who massages the masseuse?

Originally posted by Aegis
And none of which can compare with the rugged, manly northern-ness which is a Canada... "Ya want a back rub, eh!"

erm...no...thanks, suddenly I feel somewhat distracted. A skilled masseur needn't speak - it often kind of dashes the illusion

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:48 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
Can't we choose the Nordic guy with a bottle of Chablis??

Ah, yes. The Drunken Debauchery of the Viking Invader scenario! Coming right up! (where did I put my horned helm?)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:49 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

Ah, yes. The Viking Drunken Debauchery scenario! Coming right up! (where did I put my horned helm?)

LMAO!

*gets tankards out of pack*

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:50 pm

Nice av Ysh

*Is really scared of seeing any horned helm*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:51 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Nice av Ysh

*Is really scared of seeing any horned helm*

Seasonal

LMAO! me too, but I am sure T' will look after us

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:54 pm

I just got on question...who's skull is that anyway?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:56 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

I just got on question...who's skull is that anyway?

You're still breathing...right?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:58 pm

@Gwally:

Perhaps an "Oasis Harem Tent Double-Handed Special" could be added to the list.

Hassan the Well-Oiled Efreet: " Forrr you, my deserrrt beauty, only ze finest Myrrrrh shall do. Come, let us explore ze lotus blossom..."

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 4:58 pm

I was up until the moment you walk in the room and took my breath away

*Checks off line nuber 17 from his Big Book of Cheesy Pick-Up Lines*

only 563 to go

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:03 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@Gwally:

Perhaps an "Oasis Harem Tent Double-Handed Special" could be added to the list.

Hassan the Well-Oiled Efreet: " Forrr you, my deserrrt beauty, only ze finest Myrrrrh shall do. Come, let us explore ze lotus blossom..."

Ah, now he distracts with flowers

@BS - I must say I hope for better from the remaining 563

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:10 pm

You can hope, but I wouldn't count on it.

*Wonders why Gwally hasn't offered a genuine Southern style option on his menu*

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:15 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

You can hope, but I wouldn't count on it.

*Wonders why Gwally hasn't offered a genuine Southern style option on his menu*

Hmmm...sadly I had already drawn that conclusion

Because it comes with bbq sauce?

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 5:16 pm

@BS: Time to pull out those astrological pick up lines, man. Gets 'em every time. If anything, you're always guaranteed a laugh at how cheesy they are. Good ice-breaker.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:42 pm

OK Boys,

Sign me up for a tall Nordic pool boy sporting a sexy scar, serving me chablis on a bed of lutus blossums in a dessert tent, and give him a southern accent...

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 6:51 pm

I felt inspired, too.

Somebody let me know if I put you where you don't belong

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:16 pm

@AC: I feel the beginnings of a mutual inspiration society here...I enjoyed your post immensely. Great writing.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Oct 22, 2002 8:21 pm

Good everyone get inspired before I start to sound like Lilicor....Can we kill something now, please?

Actually, Everyone is writing well

I am just feeling particularly blood thirsty this evening