Beldin's Driving School

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Mon Jul 08, 2002 3:24 am

Originally posted by Obsidian
barely 2 pages and a half dozen links. WOW.

And here comes another one....

the FIRST Lesson ....

No worries,

Beldin

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Jul 16, 2002 11:28 pm

The Linkmaster strikes again !

<bump>

Since E-Man has troubles with his car and CM suggested opening an "Ask Annie" feature in Rolling Thunder (tm) I thought it prudent to bump this thread by posting some links on cars and their technical problems...

Here we go:

My Car Sounds Funny.

Car Repair.

and of course:

Web Cars.

No worries,

Beldin

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 12:09 am

Damn, file type not supported. "Exhaust Leak: booooooorrrrththth" is probably close to what I heard

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 12:25 am

Originally posted by Eerhardt
Damn, file type not supported. "Exhaust Leak: booooooorrrrththth" is probably close to what I heard

Just install the "Real-Player". It worked then for me...

No worries,

Beldin

Silur · Post by **Silur** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 1:16 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
A question for you: Say one crashed into someone but the other person didn't indicate...months later they claim you owe them money and they did indicate...what do you do?

Agree that they indicated, but in the other direction!

A lie for a lie, as the good book says if you're dyslectic.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Jul 17, 2002 12:20 pm

Originally posted by Silur

Agree that they indicated, but in the other direction! A lie for a lie, as the good book says if you're dyslectic.

He was old i am young...who knows, i could wing it

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 4:44 am

LISTING FRENZY Pt.16 !!!

Next Lesson:

Driver Types...

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: New York City

One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California;
Same as above, but with gun in lap: Los Angeles

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window: male from urban Texas

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the
road: male from rural Texas

One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator,poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: female from Texas

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rearview mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.

Junked, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas

Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 7:53 am

LMAO @all the lessons

Where was this thread when I was struggling to get my licensce a month ago???

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 8:09 am

Re: LMAO @all the lessons

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Where was this thread when I was struggling to get my licensce a month ago???

...as far as I know it was buried under tons of SPAM threads...

I KNEW it was there and searched it for nearly 15 minutes...

...

No worries, here goes the next lesson -

"How to talk to your mechanic " :

A guy is driving down a desert highway when his car overheats. He manages
to make it to a rest area with a gas station and a store. He pulls into
the gas station and tells the mechanic of his problem. The mechanic
tells him he'll look at it but that it'll be about 1/2 an hour.

The guy walks across the road to the store and gets an ice cream cone.
After about a half hour he goes back to the garage and walks up to the
mechanic who says "Looks like you blew a seal"

Wiping off his chin, the guy says "No, that’s just ice cream."

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:40 am

Re: LISTING FRENZY Pt.16 !!!

Originally posted by Beldin
Next Lesson:

Driver Types...

One hand constantly refocusing the rearview mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rattail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator,poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: female from Texas

OK, ...Who's been watching me drive.......

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:47 am

Re: Re: LISTING FRENZY Pt.16 !!!

Originally posted by Scayde
OK, ...Who's been watching me drive.......

You have a poodle???

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:52 am

Re: Re: Re: LISTING FRENZY Pt.16 !!!

Originally posted by Tybaltus
You have a poodle???

LOL.no....but the rest is dead on the money

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:54 am

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.no....but the rest is dead on the money

So then whats steering the car??

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:56 am

Originally posted by Tybaltus
So then whats steering the car??

Oh my, ..I knew I was forgetting something

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 9:58 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Oh my, ..I knew I was forgetting something

It seems you found the gas petal all right, though.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Wed Oct 23, 2002 11:06 am

Re: Re: LMAO @all the lessons

by beldin.
A guy is driving down a desert highway when his car overheats. He manages
to make it to a rest area with a gas station and a store. He pulls into
the gas station and tells the mechanic of his problem. The mechanic
tells him he'll look at it but that it'll be about 1/2 an hour.

The guy walks across the road to the store and gets an ice cream cone.
After about a half hour he goes back to the garage and walks up to the
mechanic who says "Looks like you blew a seal"

Wiping off his chin, the guy says "No, that’s just ice cream."

LMAO Beldin, this is truly hilarious, both this and the driving lesson! I didn´t know seals even had a coq!

More! More! The people demand driving lessons!
Just adding a thing.