Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:39 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Perhaps. Ancient dress is not my strong point. But, if you would at least brush some of the dust from them, perhaps they wouldn't appear so ancient....

That isn't dust. We had a vampire in here applying for a job as barkeep just before you arrived. Unfortunately, he pressed the tanning ray button behind the counter.

Poor guy. I hope his relatives and thralls had insurance.

Babylonian? tell me, was it really the den of iniquity it has the reputation of being?

Not at all! Oh, we had our hotspots, and I mean, Nineveh was pretty hot. But really, life in Babylonia was just the same as it is today, the usual round of work, taxes, play, prayers, invoking firestorms, beating up Persians in chariots, etc. We were a tolerant bunch: if you didn't bother us, we wouldn't bother you. Drove this one guy Ibrahim up the wall. Said we all worshipped idols except him, and his idol was god. Took his sons and slaves and west southwest, claiming our morals stunk. Not a partylover, that one.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:40 pm

Originally posted by thaGforce
If bellydancing is what you want! Then bellydancing is what you get!

*starts bellydancing*

You know, I never knew a man could bellydance, let alone do it in a kilt.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 9:41 pm

*Turns around and is blinded by G's bellydancing* Dangit Fable I thought you didn't hire him

thaGforce · Post by **thaGforce** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 10:56 pm

It's a magical kilt of seduction AC +12, BS you got some competition.

C'mon guys! Aren't I mesmerizing? Look I'll even put some undies on.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:29 pm

That's it. I'm putting up a decent woolen blanket in front of the precedings. Needless to say, CE bellydancing would be a drastic improvement. Hell, even Weasel bellydancing would be a signficant upgrade, hard though it is to believe.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 04, 2002 11:45 pm

Originally posted by thaGforce
It's a magical kilt of seduction AC +12, BS you got some competition.

C'mon guys! Aren't I mesmerizing? Look I'll even put some undies on.

hmmmmm...okkay, you use the +12 AC, and I'll use my old reliable Gauntlets of Groping +4 (as in to hit

) in conjunctionwith my helm of radient attraction (with the ability to cast charm fmale woth no saving throws)

Meanwhile, while all those women who do through themselves at you are frustrated by your high armor class

they will invariably succumb to my charms in light of the fact that they can actually touch me.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:04 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Meanwhile, while all those women who do through themselves at you are frustrated by your high armor class they will invariably succumb to my charms in light of the fact that they can actually touch me.

Only if they're wearing rings that provide immunity to disease.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:08 am

Originally posted by fable
Only if they're wearing rings that provide immunity to disease.

I didn't say it was foolproof

But your right, I should make sure I don't catch anything by handing out rings. The regular posters here are safe i would say, but one never knows who is gonna sign up here next. There are even rumors of some of the women in my arear signing up, so precautions must be taken

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:19 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
There are even rumors of some of the women in my arear...

I'm sure you meant area. I don't even want to consider the other possibility.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:30 am

I knew one day my typos were gonna be trouble

thaGforce · Post by **thaGforce** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:42 am

Oh crud, I knew I shouldnt have changed that seduce, to seduction... read it with seduce in there. Makes a lot more sense.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:46 am

I'll take your word for it...I doubt anything I read this late will make much sense to me anyway

I should probably stop posting so I don't say anything that can be used against me....but it's probably too late now

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:51 am

Yes, this is all being taped, and will be used against you at your trial. I suspect Judge T'lainya might go easy on you if you plead temporary insanity, but her idea of easy is open to debate.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 12:54 am

Originally posted by fable
Yes, this is all being taped, and will be used against you at your trial. I suspect Judge T'lainya might go easy on you if you plead temporary insanity, but her idea of easy is open to debate.

Why does she always judge my case? My counsel has a nerve racking fascination with her briefs that always lands me up the river

besides, why plead temporary insanity? I got the whole permanently insane thing working here

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 7:51 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Why does she always judge my case?

I will refrain from making any obvious comments, and merely point out to the assembled multitude in the bar that this is the quality of feed line I'm offered regularly.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:00 am

Originally posted by fable
Guys. Come on. This place is for creative spam. If you're just to say you're bored, and demand spam from one another, I'm going to boot you out. Think! Feel! Have a discussion! *That's* what creates spam. There are only ten million different things you could consider.

I agree on this, and I expect you will act accordingly and boot them out. Having said that, I didn't realise "Think" could creates spam in the SYM.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:03 am

Are you suggesting that this lot can't think? Hmmmm...well, you may have a point.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:12 am

fable, I am amazed to find you thought otherwise. Unless it's in the discussion/story threads, they only think when they spam for power/money *look at Weasel*, or when our BigBrother shows up with warning *look at Weasel again*.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:33 am

I'm lacking any serious Spam...but I do have some COMM for this thread. (Please no cheering

)

While in a induced state of enlightment...(I was out of cigs. and too lazy to go to the store) I decided to experiment. Tea the almighty wonder.. I love tea. Got to have tea. I go to bed thinking of tea..I wake up thinking of tea.

A poem by Weasel..

Tea = Money to me

I have now found out...taking the old tea bags (plus the grains) can be used in an emergency.

No smokes...? Got to get that hit?

1. Grap a paper bag.
2. Rip open that tea bag.
3. Roll it up in the paper bag.
4. Enjoy.

Did I tell you I love tea?

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Nov 05, 2002 10:54 am

You *would* have to speak of the devil, @Minerva. Well, actually the all-encompassing monster of crime, but that's a mere detail.