Buckopoly (spam!)

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 7:44 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
Well, let me test a semi-new idea again...

*locks up booze, including flask in BS's pocket*

*waits for results*

Big sloppy wet kiss

*picks AC's pocket and regains booze*

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:24 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan

really persistant, flea infested sheep-fettish guys

I have a witness to prove I was not (I repeat..Not) involved with any sheep. The fleas..yes, sheep, no!.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:25 pm

Goats don't count as witnesses

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:28 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Goats don't count as witnesses

Ohhhh, I withdraw my complaint then.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:19 pm

Look at the bright side, Sensei...

Originally posted by Bloodstalker

@Mah....I find the company you put me in disturbing

...with this kind of group, you definitely are an adorable angel!

CM · Post by CM » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:58 pm

hmm....well....lets see...

CM Kiosk Shack...well sell whatever you want whenever you want. I swear it is all completely legit. Edit this later and fill it in...to early to think.

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 1:44 am

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Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 5:42 am

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RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:20 am

Alright

I'll take one duff room for my thug pals.

And I'll purcahse AC... wait she was selling herself right?

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 11:29 am

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
AC's Bad Boyfriend Remedies

What about a parrot-and-racoon man who follows you around insistantly? A few tosses of eggs and pipe-bombs in his precious bar should get him to back away quickly.

Theres plenty that would scare me away. I aint no challenge!

But....wait a minute........HEY!

Why would you want to scare me away in the first place? My personality is more magnetic then the north pole.

*Puts on sunglasses and gives a thumbs up*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:50 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Big sloppy wet kiss

*picks AC's pocket and regains booze*

It's not fair to post something like that long after you KNOW I've left and can't defend myself, BS.

RT, afraid not. But if you'd like, I could make up and test a rememdy to experiment on you to get you to go away.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 4:55 pm

Originally posted by Weasel
I have a witness to prove I was not (I repeat..Not) involved with any sheep. The fleas..yes, sheep, no!.

Speaking of which, didn't you call BS a flea once in the old Bar?

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 5:08 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
But....wait a minute........HEY! Why would you want to scare me away in the first place? My personality is more magnetic then the north pole.

FYI, the North Pole isn't magnetic...the Magnetic North Pole is though

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 5:23 pm

@AC

It was an honest mistake. Surely you will never need to rid yourself of me, unlike others I am rather defined and highly trained to appeal to the more sensitive side of women. If you would please forgive me for my last remark... I would be so ever greatful.

Until of course I get you alone and then I will not be held responsible for all the horrible naughty things I would do. Given scayde wont let me.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 6:57 pm

Re: @AC

Originally posted by RandomThug
It was an honest mistake. Surely you will never need to rid yourself of me, unlike others I am rather defined and highly trained to appeal to the more sensitive side of women. If you would please forgive me for my last remark... I would be so ever greatful.

Until of course I get you alone and then I will not be held responsible for all the horrible naughty things I would do. Given scayde wont let me.

*crosses arms, monotone voice*

Just like when you stripped down completely in the tavern for Scayde and lured her over your your "newly exposed genitalia" with a strawberry alcoholic beverage?

...Ehem. I KNEW there was gonna be a fine print.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:13 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan
It's not fair to post something like that long after you KNOW I've left and can't defend myself, BS.

RT, afraid not. But if you'd like, I could make up and test a rememdy to experiment on you to get you to go away.

Don't blame me there, you're the one who stays on stealth mode, how am I supposed to know when you leave?

We can test anything you little heart desires *blows a kiss*

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 8:58 pm

Originally posted by Kameleon
FYI, the North Pole isn't magnetic...the Magnetic North Pole is though

Quiet, you!

Im trying to sound quick witted!

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Nov 12, 2002 9:54 pm

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Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 1:25 am

Re: Alright

Originally posted by RandomThug
I'll take one duff room for my thug pals.

And I'll purchase AC... wait she was selling herself right?

** drives Thug to one of the larger Duff rooms, prepared and ready, and hands over a set of keys, as 2 Duff cheerleaders get out ** Here you go, I'll swing by tomorrow. First customer gets a one-day free trial

.

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Wed Nov 13, 2002 1:31 am

Hi Eery! Was just wondering... how´s the RT submarine conversion coming along?

*grabs a can of Duff*

Cheers, mate!