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Let me start with a quote:
AAAAAHHH!! ANOTHER 2-D SIDE SCROLLER!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! Oh hey, wait a minute, this one doesn't suck! In fact, its pretty good! You play Abe, a weird looking alien that works in a meat packing plant. When he finds out that he is about to be one of the next items on the menu, he freaks out and tries to escape. Along the way, he tries to save his other slave friends, and not get killed. Alright, its not the greatest plot in the world, but what the hell do you want?
This sums it up pretty good ;) . Originally, Oddworld was supposed to be a Quintology on the strange fauna and flaura of the alien world known as "Oddworld". By playing with some of those creatures, you'd learn more about it. Up till now, only 3 games have appeared (AFAIK) and, unfortunately, it looks like the quintology will only be continued on X-Box, starting with Munch's Oddyssey. But what kind of game is Abe's Oddyssey? Well, it's a platform game alright, but not an easy one. Some of the puzzles you'll have to solve are quite difficult... countless times have I been blown to pieces, grinded, eaten by the Oddworld equivalent of a Bulldog/Tank crossbreed etc. That's what makes the game so unique: the wide variety of strange creatures appearing in it. In Abe's Oddyssey you can even take control of some of the squid-headed guards by singing/meditating and then shoot the other guards. Part 2, Abe's Exoddus allows for even more creature control...

Check out the Official Oddworld site.

God, I'm thirsty :D ** takes another drink from his C.R. **
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Thank's for the clarification, mate !

As you might have guessed, business is back to normal here today.... ;) . But - I've made it for this week ! :D I'll be off then, hope you'll have a nice weekend - and a nice vacation next week IIRC .. ;)

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Thought so, yes - glad to see you made it through, though ;) . Have a great weekend and... count on it, mate :cool: ** finishes his C.R. and cracks open a can of Duff Dark **

EDIT - ** downs his can of Duff Dark ** Ok, mates, Duffman says: I'm out o' here - catch y'all later! :cool: ** heads out for the weekend, but not before hooking up a keg of Duff for the needy ;) **
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Originally posted by Scayde

@Chan:...Mmmmmmm I like that...
I think this affliction of mine is a permanent thing.
I think it will have to be an ongoing treatment... ;)


Mmmm...I think this is possible. I would like that.

I think an ongoing, extensive treatment program is the key...very extensive. :cool:
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Originally posted by Chanak
Mmmm...I think this is possible. I would like that.

I think an ongoing, extensive treatment program is the key...very extensive. :cool:



Mmmm......well in that case I guess you had better book me in advance....I certainly want to follow the recomendations of my therapist.... ;)

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Originally posted by Scayde
Mmmm......well in that case I guess you had better book me in advance....I certainly want to follow the recomendations of my therapist.... ;)


Dammy. :cool:

I am so deeply honored...*swooning*

looks in appointment book Well, let's see...your treatment is going to take time....(and plenty of tequila, senorita ;) )

How does an appointment every day for the next 60 years sound? :)
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Originally posted by Chanak
Dammy. :cool:

I am so deeply honored...*swooning*

looks in appointment book Well, let's see...your treatment is going to take time....(and plenty of tequila, senorita ;) )

How does an appointment every day for the next 60 years sound? :)


Mmmm I think you had better book me in......
I want the full benefit of the treatment plan..... ;)

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Originally posted by Scayde
Mmmm I think you had better book me in......
I want the full benefit of the treatment plan..... ;)


I am speechless....................

*takes book, writes you in every day* :cool:

This treatment plan is perpetual, senorita....it keeps going on...and on...forever.
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Originally posted by Chanak
I am speechless....................

*takes book, writes you in every day* :cool:

This treatment plan is perpetual, senorita....it keeps going on...and on...forever.


LOL.you know I've heard that these longterm treatment plans often benefit from sessions in
sunny tropical places, near the ocean....... ;)

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Originally posted by Scayde
LOL.you know I've heard that these longterm treatment plans often benefit from sessions in
sunny tropical places, near the ocean....... ;)


Yes...the warm, tropical breezes can assist your tense area, especially when exposed to copious amounts of sand and sun. I also recommend Flaming Navels. :D :cool:
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Originally posted by Chanak
Yes...the warm, tropical breezes can assist your tense area, especially when exposed to copious amounts of sand and sun. I also recommend Flaming Navels. :D :cool:



Hmm...
So, the Rx is Long term hands on therapy
with Tequila treatments,
fresh air and sunshine, Preferably at the beach,
and frequently Flaming Navels... :D


Dr ..Dr..Heal me... :D ;) :cool:

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Originally posted by Scayde
Hmm...
So, the Rx is Long term hands on therapy
with Tequila treatments,
fresh air and sunshine, Preferably at the beach,
and frequently Flaming Navels... :D


Dr ..Dr..Heal me... :D ;) :cool:


Mmmmmmmm.....with pleasure, my afflicted, tense cowgirl...

*ignites Flaming Navel*
Image

Would you like something to drink? ;)
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Originally posted by Chanak
Mmmmmmmm.....with pleasure, my afflicted, tense cowgirl...

*ignites Flaming Navel*
Image

Would you like something to drink? ;)



Dammy ...*shimmy*........ :D ;)

It's getting *HOT* in here.... ;)

I think I am going to need that drink ;) :p :cool:

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Originally posted by Scayde
Dammy ...*shimmy*........ :D ;)

It's getting *HOT* in here.... ;)

I think I am going to need that drink ;) :p :cool:


My oh my...I do believe I have died and went to heaven... :cool:

Oh my.... :cool: *feeling faint* Yes, it's suddenly very hot in here...

Hmmmm....ah, a drink! Yes! Would you like some tequila, Senorita? Would madmoiselle prefer to imbibe from stemware? :D
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Originally posted by Chanak
My oh my...I do believe I have died and went to heaven... :cool:

Oh my.... :cool: *feeling faint* Yes, it's suddenly very hot in here...

Hmmmm....ah, a drink! Yes! Would you like some tequila, Senorita? Would madmoiselle prefer to imbibe from stemware? :D



LOL...Mmmmmmmm :cool:

Something from the finest stemware sounds yummy. :p

Oh, and tequila sounds good too ;) :D

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Originally posted by Scayde
LOL...Mmmmmmmm :cool:

Something from the finest stemware sounds yummy. :p

Oh, and tequila sounds good too ;) :D


Mmmmmm....*produces stemware* Will this do? ;)

Ah, but of course, ma'am....*produces shot glass, pours Scayde tequila*

Oh, and lest I forget...*pours tequila on Scayde, gets in position, continues Royal Shiatsu massage* :cool: ;)
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Originally posted by Chanak
Mmmmmm....*produces stemware* Will this do? ;)


*Runs finger around rim*
..Mmmm great resonance..I'm impressed.... :D ;)
Ah, but of course, ma'am....*produces shot glass, pours Scayde tequila*

Oh, and lest I forget...*pours tequila on Scayde, gets in position, continues Royal Shiatsu massage* :cool: ;)


LOL...I must say these adventures in tequila could spoil a girl ... :D ;) :cool:

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Night Time Prayer

A very different gear.........This is one I wrote years ago....I ran across it this morning...it is dark..but I have always liked it's power...




Night Time Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
And pray for silent Death to creep
Long side my bed with heavy breast
And velvet hand, and icy breath

To stab into my spirit lost
With hardened saber fresh and moist
To hidden places, forbidden thrills
A captive heart beats faster still

From bitter rapture, splendor burning
All my soul within me yearning
For Silent Death to kill or quicken
I lay awake and wait, and listen

Let not the morning come a pray
Lest I have had the chance to lay
Within the arms of Death to find
I’ve heard him whisper, Now your Mine


Scayde:
Written as “Moondragon”
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Scayde...that is dark. I love it..........
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Pleasnat Little Pain

Tahks Chan..*HUG* Here is another dark one......


Pleasant Little Pain

I do like it so, this pleasant little pain
Bitter sweet as absinthe, and more intoxicating yet
Reminding me that all swords have two edges
And the truest cut deep and clean

A warm familiar throb
That brings pleasure with the pain
Fills me up, spills over
And leaves me cold and empty

This is the thirst never quenched
The fire not allowed to burn
The flood that never spills
The secret never shared

Yet if not for this
I would feel nothing at all
May it never leave
And never wane

I love it so
This Pleasant Little Pain


Scayde
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