Communication by Poetry

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:34 pm

i'm sorry my language was strong,
but some of those rhymes really pong.
at first i thought 'screw it',
but i just had to do it.
i've been on these boards way too long

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:45 pm

LOL! That's fun

@Kam
Maybe a mod he is not
But I think you forgot
That he still has power - a lot

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:52 pm

If I try using "impotent" to mean powerless again, will people understand this time?

Mr. Sleep is
As impotent as
An old man who has
Lost his Viagra.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 3:59 pm

@Kam
i think you'll find that
he has a can of whoop-ass
he's saved just for you

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 4:09 pm

A fight we must arrange
And lots of blows they will exchange
The bets can start today
Get all the furniture out of the way!

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 4:15 pm

All I'm saying is
Now that he can't edit my
Posts I'm free to speak

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:52 pm

This thread is more fun to read
When the lines actually rhyme.
So if you are nice do this deed.
Because I might pay you a dime.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 5:59 pm

while rhyming is fun, you will find
that a dime is the wrong currency,
and i can't say that i'd really mind,
but your dime is worth nothing to me.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:16 pm

Originally posted by Robnark
while rhyming is fun, you will find
that a dime is the wrong currency,
and i can't say that i'd really mind,
but your dime is worth nothing to me.

Oh, dear, Robnark,
You have missed my point by a mile
Not only did you miss the mark
You didnt finish your post with a smile.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:27 pm

my resolution
was too high, so i hit the
wrong bloody smiley

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:40 pm

Poor Tybaltus
I realise you have to account for your
feminine tendencies by lashing out
but this is hardly the place
to make it so obvious
that you are afraid of masculinity

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:42 pm

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Poor Tybaltus
I realise you have to account for your
feminine tendencies by lashing out
but this is hardly the place
to make it so obvious
that you are afraid of masculinity

Mr Sleep I have to take
Back my earlier comments
I would invite you to join
Me on my Tybaltus torments

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:49 pm

I guess I should
pay attention to the wanker
that I am insulting
not that I am concerned
the same applies to you

Your change of avatar is merely
a cover
for your self image
problems assuming other
peoples avatars and messing with
them certainly speaks for
itself

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:52 pm

Oi. Im taking such a beating
Oh my, how the good times are fleeting.
Mr. Sleep, Id like to declare a truce
If only your head didnt look like a moose.
And, Kam, you need no help.
Because Im usually as helpless as a whelp.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Dec 06, 2002 6:59 pm

Moose doesn't work as an
insult tenuous say I as
far as I see you
are obsessed with creatures
I realise this is sym
but is there something you want
to tell us

The there is the Kam who
is obviously part
of your weird bestial games
I choose to leave now before
I discover any more sordid
details I really
don't
want
to
know

Willa_Ly · Post by **Willa_Ly** » Sat Dec 07, 2002 6:12 pm

Election Day

Election day! It’s 5 o’clock
Our parents check the locks
Mum warns, “No fires
“electrical wires
“or making the house smell
“like hell.”
We promised to behave
Consequences, an early grave
But me and Jonno looked at each other
‘knew we won’t listen to our mother.
With a little mathematics,
Mum and dad will be back at six,
Just enough time, maybe a bit more
For one game of berry war…
We tried and tried,
but our shots went far and wide.
I hit Jonno with a splat,
His fruit mashed in the welcome mat.
Chaos, chaos everywhere!
Berries were wedged in the lounge-room chairs.
Our backyard, now a war-zone.
I was hit in the leg, in a bone.
With three minutes to six,
we still had a lot to fix.
I cleaned the house like a psycho
because there is only 1 min to go!
Jonno rinsed the welcome mat,
And I wiped this and that.
Our parents came home to a surprise
and couldn’t believe their eyes.
Everything had a holy shine
and was completely free of grime.
Jonno handed dad a beer.
We both had a giant grin from ear to ear…

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:14 am

The following
story is true
in that it's false
any truth you
find is not
only your
truth but also any other
truth
enjoy the fruits of onion's labour

http://www.theonion.com/onion3846/natio ... admit.html

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:33 am

Do you think the same
maybe said of
me that my poetry hasn't
been criticized properly
because your all afraid
that I might be offended
come on speak up
take it I can

(just go easy I am sensitive and disabled)

frogus · Post by **frogus** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:34 am

How do you visualize acronyms?
For example, does it rhyme with 'SYM'?
Or does SYM rhyme vaguely with
Per totam curiam?
Does the abrreviation 'rofl'
Look to you like some awful tupe of splutter that rhymes with 'ofal'?
Or is it merely the governing body for American football in the Republic of Osney?
Does 'lmao' seem dischordant with a type of fish and egg-white based sandwhich?
Or is it possibly a francasized Chinese dictator?
And then I awoke.
And
it was all a dream.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Dec 17, 2002 6:43 am

frogus do you perhaps
mean to say
that
reality is just a dream
and we are living in a
laughing floor universe where
this dude comes along and says
woah and does some other stuff in
slow motion perhaps if
you take the pill it will make you see
of course you could succumb to reefer
madness
instead