Warg riders and oliphaunts and Gollum, Oh my!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:02 am

Cool! Is he playing one of those new aliens?

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:04 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Cool! Is he playing one of those new aliens?

The new captain.
What ya think? D'oh!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:09 am

Awesome!

What type of ship does this hairy-toed new alien played by Elijah Wood command?

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:18 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Awesome! What type of ship does this hairy-toed new alien played by Elijah Wood command?

A big moving Deathstar with pink flags... Truly awesome!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:26 am

Are the flags inside or outside of the deathstar?

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:28 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Are the flags inside or outside of the deathstar?

Outside. It's really wicked! All them little flaring banners are really adding a flavor to The Star.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:35 am

Do the flags mark the thermal exhaust port? That would explain why it's so easy to blow the damn things up.

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:40 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Do the flags mark the thermal exhaust port? That would explain why it's so easy to blow the damn things up.

Yeah... But Elijah hired some troubadours to alarm him of enemies and incomming missiles, so it's not as easy as you might think...

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Dec 10, 2002 9:42 am

Score! The only way this could be cooler is if Orlando Bloom played a Vulcan Jedi.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:08 am

Six days...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:18 am

Repress you?

Originally posted by Kayless
Aww come on, you know you want to repress me! That's what you mod's do (that and wash Buck's ass).

...you bet I do.

But then you forget that I'm a LoTR Freak like you.

So I'll make this an exception.

I do no gluteus maximus washing.

Unless they're that of sexy females.

Gruntboy a Vulcan Jedi?

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:30 am

Re: Repress you?

Originally posted by Maharlika
...you bet I do.

But then you forget that I'm a LoTR Freak like you.

So I'll make this an exception.

WOOHOO!

Diplomatic immunity for Kayless! Now let’s all get drunk and play Ping Pong while we wait for TTT!

Originally posted by Maharlika
I do no gluteus maximus washing.

Unless they're that of sexy females.

This guy said you gave him a nice sponge bath.

Originally posted by Maharlika
Gruntboy a Vulcan Jedi?

Sure, why not? You can be an Ewok starfleet captain.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:37 am

An Ewok?

...that be nice...

...all cuddly, adorable and cute for the ladies...

... and you'd be my wookie bodyguard.

Ping pong?

Let's play bowling instead... here, have one of those Palantiri (from Baradur). Mine is the one from Orthanc.

BTW, never did any sponge bath to any dude...

...he likely mistook me for Pronto Mushroom of the Shire. Pronto does weird stuff when deprived of his pipe weed.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:41 am

Re: An Ewok?

Originally posted by Maharlika
Let's play bowling instead... here, have one of those Palantiri (from Baradur). Mine is the one from Orthanc.

I always wondered what Saruman did in his spare time

(Spare! Get it? It's a bowling joke! Huh? Huh?)

Originally posted by Maharlika
BTW, never did any sponge bath to any dude...

...he likely mistook me for Pronto Mushroom of the Shire. Pronto does weird stuff when deprived of his pipe weed.

Don't we all (Do weird stuff when deprived of weed, not wash obese dancing mailmen).

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:53 am

Agreed.

Originally posted by Kayless
I always wondered what Saruman did in his spare time (Spare! Get it? It's a bowling joke! Huh? Huh?)

Don't we all (Do weird stuff when deprived of weed, not wash obese dancing mailmen).

The strikes probably caused all those thunder and lightning around Isengard.

"Strike" while the iron is hot.

As for deprivation, I wouldn't really know the extent... ask Beldin instead.

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:56 am

Re: Agreed.

Originally posted by Maharlika
The strikes probably caused all those thunder and lightning around Isengard.

"Strike" while the iron is hot.

We could make our own spinoff: The Lord of the Pins!

Originally posted by Maharlika
As for deprivation, I wouldn't really know the extent... ask Beldin instead.

Ode would probably know too.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Thu Dec 12, 2002 4:21 pm

I got my tickets yesterday, I can't wait for TTT to come out.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 3:10 am

5 DAYS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 5:40 am

Beat me to it.

garazdawi · Post by **garazdawi** » Fri Dec 13, 2002 11:38 am

Originally posted by Kayless
Beat me to it.