Gruntboy's "top tips on how to spam safely"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:36 am

From experience. Please feel free to spam in a constuctive manner.

1. Don't eat toast over your keyboard when your hands are shaking from a hangover. [from this morning]

2. Same goes for coffee.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:39 am

Additional: Don't read anything it *might* be offensive to yourself or your country when your head aching. The article/post may actually not be intended to offend anyone, but you could react badly due to poor understanding.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:41 am

LOL

And always wear a rubber.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:45 am

Everthing offends when your head aches. Cleaning crumbs from your keyboard is not conducive to coherent replies either.

3. Situate your PC somewhere warm, just in case a cold spell catches you and you freeze your @$$ off spamming. With a hangover.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:51 am

Don't post naked...just don't do it!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 4:54 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Don't post naked...just don't do it!

Speaking from experience, then?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:03 am

Originally posted by Minerva
Speaking from experience, then?

...give me a second, I will just get my web cam hooked up....

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:13 am

Run for the hills!

Practice what you preach sleep!

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:20 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Run for the hills!

For once, I have no hesitation listening to Gruntboy.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:23 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy
Practice what you preach sleep!

Lets all get naked? That is exactly what I am doing

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:27 am

So, where can I see?

I mean, how can I see the web-cam pictures, and NOT which part of your body I can see.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:39 am

Originally posted by Minerva
So, where can I see?

Oh there are subscription costs involved...£5.95 membership fee...just a small donation.

Osiris · Post by **Osiris** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:42 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
Oh there are subscription costs involved...£5.95 membership fee...just a small donation.

From us to you, or from you to us ?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:51 am

Sign up at http://www.parrot-frotters.com

BTW,

4. When having an office Xmas do, always arrange un-verifiable meetings for the next day. That way you can go spam!!!

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 5:53 am

Originally posted by Osiris
From us to you, or from you to us ?

It isn't for me, it's for charity...honest.

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:14 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep
It isn't for me, it's for charity...honest.

For us to see, surely?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:17 am

Originally posted by Minerva

For us to see, surely?

You really want to see?

@Grunty, I take it you are "sick" today, then?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:29 am

No Ysh, I'm in a meeting and currently inaccessible.

Omar · Post by **Omar** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:31 am

LOL!

Yeah Gruntboy is "sick", suffering from a "hangover".

He probably couldn't satisfy the man he was (Mr.) Sleeping with tonight

rule 5 : use an alter ego when you want to spam a thread which Buck created

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed Dec 11, 2002 7:34 am

Omar, given half a chance I'd ban your @$$

I'm sick alright.