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If you were a monster from the AD&D, which one would you be??

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Death to the moosekiller.. wait, I know, what-do-you-say, I know:

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Post by Locke Da'averan »

Originally posted by Rodo
If we're going for specifics: The Lady of Pain,Bahamut, Asmodeus, Primus, Charon (immortal baby!) and if he was still alive: Aoskar

Going for uber powerful non specific: solar, golden great wyrm, astral dreadnaught

anybody wanna give some details, stats on these guys??? due to the circumstances there was only 3 ppl in the town who i would've played PnP AD&D we really didn't get much adventuring, so the "big guys" are rather unknown to me and i haven't read any books either, so details plz... tiamat was explained smth about the ruler of the first level of hell and the lord of all evil dragons(sounds like a guy you don't want to meet in a shadowy alley :p )

about monsters... hmm i'd be the kinda turtle that carries island in it's back, and has about 50k hitpoints :D :D :D as near as immortality as you can get without actually being immortal :rolleyes: :confused: :p
originally posted by Xandax

I'd be a rat (oh - I'm already one :D )


to put in the sig or not... prolly not, since i believe this is common knowledge? (nothing personal Mr. X :D )
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Originally posted by Jaesha
Death to the moosekiller.. wait, I know, what-do-you-say, I know:

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Hostile moose! Hostile moose! Let's get 'em! :D
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Hi all. Sorry, I just had to ressurect this topic...it is so much fun! Okay here is my preferance....

Chaotic Neutral half elven kensai/monk/conjuror/sorceror/swashbuckler/barbarian with tons of special abilities and items. He would then purposely infect himself with Vampirism, then Lycanthropy, then use a scroll to turn him into a lich, then cast improved greater wish (egad) and wish himself to be a half dragon. He would now be able to shapeshift into a greater werewolf, a powerful vampire, a lich, and a dragon. Did I forget to mention that he is the most powerful child of Bhaal ever?
As for his special abilities, he would have:
1. Energy Blast; 3 times/day for every level of the caster, target takes 10-50 damage, and must make a saving throw vs death and spells or die.
2. Sense energy; dispels all invisibilty, and illusions that are based on living creatures or undead within a 50 foot radius. Also, all creatures affected by the spell glow red, and are stunned for 3 seconds.
3. Shinchiken; A massive energy boost, lasting ten seconds. the caster's thaco and armor class is reduced by 5, all attacks are made at maximum damage, caster moves 8 (!!!) points faster, and receives an extra 8 attacks per round, his strength is increased by ten (it was already 30) and dex by 5 (already 25)
he also gains 50 extra hitpoints.

Finnally his stats are:

Strenght: 30
Dexterity: 25
Constitution:20
Intellegence: 25 (!!!)
Wisdom: 17
Charisma: 10

BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!
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I would be a Fiendish Awakened Rabbit. Image
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Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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Patriarch Vampire. :D

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Griffon or Cornegon

I have always liked the griffon specifically. But the Cornegon, being a demon much like a Griffon, only stronger, would be just as pleasing. But I cant envision myself as a demon. :D
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Post by Leonardo »

I would be that living stalactite thing.
Picture that, your entire life is devoted to cling to a ceiling until an adventuring party enters your cave, then you reach adulthood by falling on the unwary PC's head...
Your stalactite mom giving you advice "aways fall down on the guy wearing a robe... odds are he has just a couple of hit points!".
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I'd be an Ao
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Post by ARcheR_S_ »

I havent read all the postst.........Man, id be busy for 2 hours.

So heres mine: I would be a musquito.......and annoy everyone untill they drop dead because of crazyness
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Why what a silly question, a mimic of course.
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