They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:36 am

He's a lounge-singing vegetarian card sharp with acid for blood. She's a provocative punk advertising executive in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:49 am

was this a bump? I can no longer keep track...

He's a lounge-singing pirate hairdresser with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a cosmopolitan kleptomaniac journalist with someone else's memories. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 8:38 pm

He's a lounge-singing ninja romance novelist on the hunt for the last specimen of a great and near-mythical creature. She's a strong-willed green-skinned mechanic living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:38 pm

He's a suave skateboarding ex-con who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a brilliant motormouth vampire with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Oct 18, 2002 9:39 pm

He's a bookish chivalrous inventor She's a cold-hearted communist safe cracker with an evil twin sister. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:28 am

He's a superhumanly strong Catholic gangster possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a brilliant goth lawyer looking for love in all the wrong places. They fight crime!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 9:30 am

He's a shy shark-wrestling firefighter plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a warm-hearted blonde safe cracker from beyond the grave They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:39 am

He's a drunken two fisted gutbuster in dire need of a genital salve. She's a blind kleptomaniac with a compulsive need for navel lint. They fight crime!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 11:43 am

He's a short-sighted crooked rock star haunted by an iconic dead American confidante She's a warm-hearted insomniac archaeologist in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 12:56 pm

Er...genital salve? Ned, was this up on the website, or have you been eating that blue meat found in the back of your refrigerator, again?

He's a deeply religious alcoholic werewolf who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a mistrustful hip-hop snake charmer with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:07 pm

How do you know about the blue meat??? Ah well, it just seems like everyone else gets cool crime fighters and I get the same old locals so I made some up.

He's an ungodly Jewish cat burglar from the 'hood. She's a ditzy kleptomaniac museum curator with only herself to blame. They fight crime!

Irony: I used kleptomaniac with one of my original crime fighters.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 1:25 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
How do you know about the blue meat???

Simple. You had little small men with very long beards waving from within your eyeballs. The last time I saw that, it was when I looked in a mirror after eating blue meat.

He's a witless coffee-fuelled photographer who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a provocative Buddhist mermaid prone to fits of savage, blood-crazed rage. They fight crime!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Oct 30, 2002 8:45 pm

by fable
Simple. You had little small men with very long beards waving from within your eyeballs. The last time I saw that, it was when I looked in a mirror after eating blue meat.

Is there perhaps anything else served with the meal that may have influenced the sight of small men with long beards waving from eyeballs. There weren't sauteed mushrooms on this meat, was there?

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:07 am

Clearly, it's time to break out one of the heavy-duty subject threads again:

http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:22 pm

He's a genetically engineered flyboy dog-catcher in drag. She's a provocative African-American fairy princess with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

He's an unconventional shark-wrestling photographer who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a pregnant paranoid widow from a different time and place. They fight crime!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 1:16 pm

He's a globe-trotting hunchbacked rock star with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a hard-bitten cat-loving stripper with an incredible destiny. They fight crime!

Azmodan · Post by **Azmodan** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 2:17 pm

He's a maverick skateboarding barbarian possessed of the uncanny powers of an insect. She's a chain-smoking gypsy politician fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

*ROFL*

are you calling us Bizarre Beldin ?!?! *LOL*

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 3:54 pm

He's a bookish guerilla werewolf looking for a cure to the poison coursing through his veins. She's a tortured nymphomaniac lawyer from out of town. They fight crime!

Oh yeah. Fear the werewolf who is learned.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 4:06 pm

He's a Nobel prize-winning umbrella-wielding master criminal whom everyone believes is mad. She's a foxy communist journalist descended from a line of powerful witches. They fight crime!

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 4:16 pm

You know fable that mildly describes you.