They fight crime! (no, er, spam)

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 9:51 pm

A while back I had one that had an Amish Shaman in it, with a communist vampire hooker

. It's a shame I didn't post it....

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Jan 08, 2003 10:09 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
You know fable that mildly describes you.

The line of witches part, or the umbrella-wielding master criminal?

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 8:03 am

He's a superhumanly strong one-eyed househusband who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a scantily clad streetsmart femme fatale from a family of eight older brothers. They fight crime!

He's a scarfaced bohemian shaman She's a beautiful red-headed snake charmer trying to make a difference in a man's world. They fight crime!

LMAO

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 9:12 am

Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO

Just try the address, http://www.rain-street.org/fightcrime.htm for other utterly nonsensical crime-fighting mutant teams.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Thu Jan 09, 2003 10:02 pm

He's an underprivileged chivalrous paranormal investigator with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a hard-bitten nymphomaniac detective married to the Mob. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:50 am

He's a deeply religious albino hairdresser whom everyone believes is mad. She's a strong-willed streetsmart mermaid fleeing from a Satanic cult. They fight crime!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 11:53 am

Originally posted by fable
He's a deeply religious albino hairdresser whom everyone believes is mad.

ROFL!

He's a globe-trotting chivalrous inventor fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative snooty cab driver with a flame-thrower. They fight crime!

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:44 pm

He's an ex-jock that had his dreams of working in the porn industry crushed by an overprotective mother; She's a 20-something nympho bellydancer from the sub-continent...The fight crime.....but not that often

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:29 pm

He's a fiendish chivalrous dwarf from a doomed world. She's a bloodthirsty handcuffed goth stripper who don't take no **** from nobody. They fight crime!

*snicker*
sounds like a fun couple

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 3:50 pm

He's a confused post-modernist undergoing hormone therapy...she's a wacked-out Psychotherapist on sabbatical dabbling with medieval alchemy...together, they fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 5:36 pm

He's a fast talking moralistic hairdresser who hides his scarred face behind a mask. She's a sarcastic punk research scientist who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:39 pm

He's a world-famous coffee-fuelled stage actor fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a virginal wisecracking former first lady from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 8:48 pm

He's a lonely soccer-playing senator haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's an elegant psychic hooker married to the Mob. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Jan 13, 2003 9:59 pm

He's a fiendish drug-addicted dog-catcher who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a mentally unstable hip-hop bodyguard from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:47 am

Time for some SPAM....

He's an uncontrollable flyboy cop on a mission from God. She's a vivacious gypsy advertising executive who dreams of becoming Elvis. They fight crime!

No worries,

Beldin

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 5:23 pm

He's an all-American guerilla waffle chef who must take medication to keep him sane. She's an orphaned impetuous politician who believes she is the reincarnation of an ancient Egyptian queen. They fight crime!

(I never saw the adjectives in that first line, before. Laughed out loud. Gotta love that bizarre timewaster.)

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Tue Jan 14, 2003 6:27 pm

He's an ungodly chivalrous jungle king fleeing from a secret government programme. She's a provocative junkie bloodsucker looking for love on the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!

Beldin · Post by **Beldin** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 3:02 am

He's an all-American arachnophobic barbarian on a search for his missing sister. She's a virginal green-skinned former first lady from a different time and place. They fight crime!

Vicsun · Post by **Vicsun** » Tue Jan 21, 2003 5:30 am

He's an obese ninja waffle chef with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's an enchanted insomniac opera singer living homeless in New York's sewers. They fight crime!

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Feb 21, 2003 11:04 pm

He's a scarfaced small-town cop on his last day in the job. She's a vivacious Bolivian queen of the dead operating on the wrong side of the law. They fight crime!