Scayde and Chanak's Boudoir

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:30 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*looks to chanak*

No I am serius when I post I am sicilian and well lets just say Granma Anne Torono knows a few folks who wouldn't mind gettin rid of Annes grandsons trouble...

So lets let rocco and co. go find themselves some english lessons before they get cought up in something bigger than they know...

*cackles and swipes at the others with his blade*

Im UNSTAbLE YOU KNOW! I MIGHT CRACK!

LOL.......that is funny.My Daddy was a Carriovelli..They shortend it to Carr
His Daddy worked for a guy in NY that I probably shouldn't mention here in SYM

.....Maybe you know my cousin Guido?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:30 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*eyes twitch as he scans everyone in the room*

What type of beer!?!!!?!?!

CANADIAN BEER! MWahahahahha

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:30 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*looks to chanak*

No I am serius when I post I am sicilian and well lets just say Granma Anne Torono knows a few folks who wouldn't mind gettin rid of Annes grandsons trouble...

So lets let rocco and co. go find themselves some english lessons before they get cought up in something bigger than they know...

*cackles and swipes at the others with his blade*

Im UNSTAbLE YOU KNOW! I MIGHT CRACK!

I have no doubt.

Money talks, grasshopper. The "Collection Agency" is a separate entity altogether, you know. The Broccoli brothers go way back. Way back.

*puts stick of butter in Thug's way, capturing his knife in it*

I'll take that from you, sonny, thank you very much. *whacks thug with rolled up newspaper* Now go sit down and behave yourself before you scare away the company.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:34 pm

*Stumbles backwards, stunned*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*screaming he flails about like a mad man, canadian beer... being hit with a newspaper... its over*

*Removes his clothing and begins to splash his own blood over his naked body. Making marks for war...*

*Thug sits in the corner of the room pondering when and how he will strike, naked and bloody*

"Yesssss.... theyy.... ttook your knife.. you should kill them...."

"No No mr. chanak a good man dont wansta kill em"

"KILL HIM"

"Ok"

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:38 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*Stumbles backwards, stunned*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*screaming he flails about like a mad man, canadian beer... being hit with a newspaper... its over*

*Removes his clothing and begins to splash his own blood over his naked body. Making marks for war...*

*Thug sits in the corner of the room pondering when and how he will strike, naked and bloody*

"Yesssss.... theyy.... ttook your knife.. you should kill them...."

"No No mr. chanak a good man dont wansta kill em"

"KILL HIM"

"Ok"

Hmmmm....*makes a note to send Thug home with a "sad face" on his daily report*

Do me a favor, Thug, before you try to kill me, and bring me a nice foamy mug of Canadian beer.

Oh, and try not to get any blood on the glass. That's just plain tacky.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:39 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*Stumbles backwards, stunned*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*screaming he flails about like a mad man, canadian beer... being hit with a newspaper... its over*

*Removes his clothing and begins to splash his own blood over his naked body. Making marks for war...*

*Thug sits in the corner of the room pondering when and how he will strike, naked and bloody*

"Yesssss.... theyy.... ttook your knife.. you should kill them...."

"No No mr. chanak a good man dont wansta kill em"

"KILL HIM"

"Ok"

LMAO...*puts on Nurses cap*....Here Thug......Be a good mass murderer and take your thorazine

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:41 pm

Nah. Thug doesn't need drugs. He needs Canadian beer.

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:41 pm

*mumbles to himself*

"Thorazine moraziney hoopey doopy lala kooky kill the man with the one red shooeey"

*giggles uncontrollably and rolls around naked like holding his knees*

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:41 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
Hmmmm....*makes a note to send Thug home with a "sad face" on his daily report*

Do me a favor, Thug, before you try to kill me, and bring me a nice foamy mug of Canadian beer.

Oh, and try not to get any blood on the glass. That's just plain tacky.

LMAO.....try to go easy on him. He got left tied out all night. He is a little cranky

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:42 pm

BAH! *throws something rather smelly and disturbing at "THE Z""

"Canadian beer bad, Bass good. Kill the man with one red shoe strangle the boy from toobladoo.. .Kill the canuck, might as well too... hehehe"

*continues to roll around giggling*

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:42 pm

Originally posted by The Z
CANADIAN BEER! MWahahahahha

They have beer there ?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:43 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*mumbles to himself*

"Thorazine moraziney hoopey doopy lala kooky kill the man with the one red shooeey"

*giggles uncontrollably and rolls around naked like holding his knees*

This calls for another round of Canadian Beer

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:45 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LMAO.....try to go easy on him. He got left tied out all night. He is a little cranky

Not to worry, Sweetheart. I'm just making sure he doesn't make too much of a mess in here...bloodstains are hard to get out of silk and satin.

@Z: What Thug needs, my good man, is a good, solid whack with a rolled up newspaper. He only gets to have Canadian beer when he's behaved himself.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:45 pm

*drinks beer, ignoreing the sight of a naked, blood covered man rolling around on the floor*

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:46 pm

*Thug freez's mid roll knees to chest, hands on ankles as Z mentions canadian beer again. In his awkward gravity defying position he begins to chant, his eyes wide as a dinner plate begin to turn blood red*

"kill kill kill the poor slit thier throat drink some more let them hear the screams before they fall to the ground dead dead dead bore."

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:47 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
BAH! *throws something rather smelly and disturbing at "THE Z""

"Canadian beer bad, Bass good. Kill the man with one red shoe strangle the boy from toobladoo.. .Kill the canuck, might as well too... hehehe"

*continues to roll around giggling*

*Puts bandaid on Thug*

I think he is suffering from an accute case of Canaditis today ....he appears to have cought it form Aegis in another thread..It looks serious

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:48 pm

Originally posted by RandomThug
*Thug freez's mid roll knees to chest, hands on ankles as Z mentions canadian beer again. In his awkward gravity defying position he begins to chant, his eyes wide as a dinner plate begin to turn blood red*

"kill kill kill the poor slit thier throat drink some more let them hear the screams before they fall to the ground dead dead dead bore."

@Z: See? Enough said.

*whacks Thug again with the rolled-up newspaper*

Hey, didn't I teach you not to sing off key?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:49 pm

*tosses salt where Thug will roll, and act innocently, whistles*

Ya want share me whisky BS ?

Or perhaps milady Scayde want whisky too ?

RandomThug · Post by **RandomThug** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:49 pm

*Slowly he rises from his frozen state.. his eyes fully red now.. he growls in such a dark voice he almost sounds tough*

"the streets will flow with the blood of the non believers"

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:50 pm

Originally posted by KidD01
*tosses salt where Thug will roll, and act innocently, whistles*

Ya want share me whisky BS ? Or perhaps milady Scayde want whisky too ?

Why Thank you Kid....Mmmm........What is your preference?........