The SYM Chalkboard gag - related SPAM, pls :)

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 10:53 am

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I'm going to be awfully devilish and not reveal the post written out by our dearest Scayde whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Ah yes....a classic from AC's Bar and Grrrrrrrril.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 2:19 pm

Originally posted by Tamerlane
I'm going to be awfully devilish and not reveal the post written out by our dearest Scayde whilst under the influence of alcohol.

Thank you Tam...*HUG*

.....your consideration is much appreciated

..........but somehow I think your chivalry will not be enough to shield me from my error.

Besides, I always knew it would come back to haunt me

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Fri Feb 07, 2003 4:10 pm

Originally posted by CM
I said goodbye because i was going to class. You think i would leave this place? Where i am hugged, beaten up, attacked, mauled, ridiculed and above all tortured by the Df's? You really think i would leave?

LOL.....Such inner conflict....poor Faz

Tamerlane · Post by **Tamerlane** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 1:38 am

Originally posted by Scayde
Thank you Tam...*HUG*

.....your consideration is much appreciated

No worries, it was worth a mention on the "SYM Chalkboard" but I never intended to embarrass you about it.

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:08 am

FM to Fas
"Women's intuition makes me sure of these things.

I can see into your innards with my x-ray lurve spectacles and I see passion untapped and desperate unfulfilled desires."

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 8:20 am

For future reference:

Fas sees the light

hmmm....i am so gonna regret this.... But i just cant let a girl die in my arms....

*kiss*

Fairmaiden was so happy

CM · Post by CM » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:36 am

BM

"I'm sorry... Cyberlove ain't my thing"

"I would love to do things in the snow with you!"

The most damning of them all:

"I want a man like you"
Revenge is so sweet!

Bloodmist · Post by **Bloodmist** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:40 am

Re: BM

Originally posted by CM
"I want a man like you"

Revenge is so sweet!

Damn...BS said he'd never reveal those PMs

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:40 pm

"PS: I luv u." - Fairmaiden at CM

Fas is raking in the $BlInG$

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:42 pm

I'm not surprised at all...

Originally posted by The Z
"PS: I luv u." - Fairmaiden at CM

Fas is raking in the $BlInG$

...Fas is one slick operator...

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 10:20 am

All of these were dug up from AC's Bar and Grrrrrill.

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HighLordDave: Our little boy is all grown up . . . Quick, move his stuff out of his room and get out the hottub!

Scayde: (To Ty) No worries sweety, I'd rather watch you dance than be your mommy!

HighLordDave: (Also to Ty) And I'd rather watch Scayde dance than be your daddy.
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Aegis: By the way, where is AC and BS?

Tybaltus:AC is getting ready for her new teaching job, she probably wont be here until Friday, she says. I think she wants us all to wish her luck with her new job. As for BS - I dunno. Probably gone into a depression because he wont see AC until Friday.
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Bloodstalker: I have never been accussed of wooing before ......seducing, yes, but never wooing.
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Scayde: OK... I can laugh at myself with the best of 'em, but at least let me in on the joke!
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Scayde: I already asked Tamerlane if he wanted to sit with me up front and watch BS and Ty dance the other night...
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Ode to a Grasshopper: FYI, Dottie and Jaesha are both males who regularly get confused as females, and Voodoodali is a femal who has been mistaken for a male in the past. I'm a male, if you hadn't already figured it out (AC thought I was a female for ages).

Weasel: The GenderBender SYM.
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Weasel: I can't speak for BS...but my dress is very pretty.

Bloodstalker: Weasel, if your gonna wear a dress, at least shave your legs.
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Beldin: **sigh** - that's so....so....BORING....
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Bloodstalker: (To Weasel) I hope you realize, even though I put your name as one of the people I like, I still wish to see your evil plans fall around you like a house of cards.
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Bloodstalker: Aegis, check your PMs.

Aqua-chan: Talking about me behind my back now?!

Aegis: Of course not, AC. We love you AC... You're right, BS.. She is very gulliable...
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Aegis: *Sits down with BS and AC, and begins to eerily lear at AC, not blinking for several momments*

Aqua-chan: *looks at Aegis for a few seconds, looks away... Looks back at him* OK... Stop it now...

Bloodstalker: *Prays Aegis dosn't start levitating again*

Aqua-chan: BS, be a dear and hand me my plasma rifle...
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Aqua-chan: Alright then.. *Gets out of BS's lap (and laughs at his look of protest) and grabs the end of Aegis' toga and runs off with it...** Let's see what sort of magical underwear you've got under that thing!

Bloodstalker: I'm EXTREMELY sorry I had to see that!
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Aqua-chan: It's all right, BS. It's the least I could do, considering how much you've done for me in the past.
*drops keys on the table*
Clean up the Bar before you lock up, Trauma Boy.
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Aegis: (About BS) Weasel, run! he wants you to sit in his lap!
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Aqua-chan: An Arcanine was a fire-type... pokemon...that my kids liked a lot. Water is the opposite, so I went with that. Since then, I've never changed my e-mail, but have changed my screenname.

Kameleon: Hee hee hee...Pokemon

Tybaltus: Hee hee hee...Pokemon

Aqua-chan: ...
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Fas: *punches BS in the face* For old times sake.
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Bloodstalker: Congratulaions Ty, you have now enlisted to be a test subject resideing on the Isle of dr. grunt, where you will be shown the ropes by the pantsless marines. report to Sgt. Droptrow for basic training and medical probing.
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Aqua-chan: Placeholder!

Fas: Damn, she's worse than the king and queen of Spam!

Aqua-chan: Am not!

Fas: Are too!

Aqua-chan: Am not!

Fas: Are too!

(I'm cutting this one short because this arguement lasted for a while...

)
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Tybaltus: What I was scared of as a kid: Well.....:
Bees
dogs
aliens
I watched unsolved mysteries and americas most wanted-so whenever I wandered close to the door I was scared that there would be a murderer outside.
Michael Jackson
Dentists
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Fas: To prove my point... *hugs*

Yshania: Oh my!! *faints*
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Aqua-chan: Ysh may spread the word, ya know. The last thing I need is another person trying to blackmail me.
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Tybaltus: Im just going to pretend you arent being sarcastic and say thanks for believing me!
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Bloodstalker: Tam....it is tragic isn't it? I need help.....I am a lesbien trapped in a mans body!

(To this day he can't spell "lesbian" right

)
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Aqua-chan: AC is the calm, witty half who enjoys reading and intellegent conversations. Bobby is the one who is wild and aggressive, and very unpredictable... Variety is the key to pleasing Anomen.

Tamerlane: AC, so no medium then?

Aqua-chan: Nah. Anomen got bored with her.

Tamerlane: You really are changing my perspective of Anomen.

Aqua-chan: That was my intention, but is it going in a positive or negative way?

Tamerlane: I'm really not sure...
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Bloodstalker: Tam, don't make me post those PM's between you and the monkey.
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That's all I feel like digging up for now. These qoutes came from pages 200-248 of the old Bar.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 2:49 pm

And the Soap Opera Continues...

"You must be SO bored......sending me endless PMs begging for my forgiveness" - Fairmaiden to CM

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sun Feb 09, 2003 4:06 pm

Im hardly innocent. Im just a bit tired and maybe a little slow right now. -Tybaltus

When Life gives you Lemons, stuff 'em in your bra. Can't hurt. Might help. -in AC's sig

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Feb 10, 2003 12:37 pm

A New Fas?

"*Big Bear Hug*" - CM to Yshania

"*Big Bear Hug*" - CM to Fairmaiden

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:34 pm

Posted by BS You're already whipped

Posted by Fas

True but we arent discussing that

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Posted by Fas

*sigh*

*in an extremely unethuastic and dull manner*

*Big Hug to all DF Females*

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Posted By AC

Bloodstalker, who I supposably got married to, who spied on me in the Tunnels of Love, and can bring out the best (and worst) of me, I give ya one Saturday night (That's 6-10 p.m.) with Bobby.

I was bored

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:55 pm

Re: I'm not surprised at all...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...Fas is one slick operator...

Apparently not slick enough...

CM to BS:

Originally posted by CM
You mouth off to much and i wil hug you

The man is going wild. Quick, someone call a chiropractor...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:17 pm

originally quoted by Tybaltus
But I am. Im no ordinary sex craving man.

LOL....Poor Tybbs

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:24 pm

Originally posted by Scayde
LOL....Poor Tybbs

Hey! I just dont let sex control me, like it does so many more people...

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:39 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hey! I just dont let sex control me, like it does so many more people...

well.that is a good step...you want to be in control of your sex drive, or you will never last through the first round when you finally get lucky

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 7:52 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Hey! I just dont let sex control me, like it does so many more people...

Yeah. You just like killing kittens.