The Old Man's Bar

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 3:56 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
*reads over the last couple pages*

I'm really staring to like this fairmaiden

Note the way he writes "staring" for "starting." They should rename this place "The Pheremone Lounge."

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:27 pm

Fashion - yuk

Just when you find a place that suits your mood it becomes flavour of the month and all the ambiance is wrecked by hoards of trendsetters on some retro riot.

Surly, a bucket of water if you please.

The next couple who try to make babies in here are going to get it but good. - Curdis !

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:48 pm

Re: Fashion - yuk

Originally posted by Curdis
Just when you find a place that suits your mood it becomes flavour of the month and all the ambiance is wrecked by hoards of trendsetters on some retro riot.

Surly, a bucket of water if you please.

The next couple who try to make babies in here are going to get it but good. - Curdis !

Dont look at me. Im as flat a trendsetter as flat can be. Not to mention Im too passive for a riot.

What say I order you a beer, man? Or a bucket of water if you want.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:54 pm

Ah Tybaltus,

Your exactly the sort of customer we need in here. I'll take the beer AND the bucket of water. What are you having? - Curdis !

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 6:57 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
Ah Tybaltus,

Your exactly the sort of customer we need in here. I'll take the beer AND the bucket of water. What are you having? - Curdis !

I am? w00t!

Im only 19, though.

I wasnt sure whether youngun's like myself are the image set for the Old Mans Bar.

I dunno. Probably just a beer. Im feeling, meh...In the mood for nothing different.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:07 pm

Inside the comfort zone

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I wasnt sure whether youngun's like myself are the image set for the Old Mans Bar.

Just don't go making a spectacle of yourself and I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Originally posted by Tybaltus
I dunno. Probably just a beer. Im feeling, meh...In the mood for nothing different.

Here, have a beer on me, and around here we don't LIKE any thing different. Heck we didn't change urinal cakes for 25 goldern years. - Curdis !

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:12 pm

Re: Inside the comfort zone

Originally posted by Curdis
Just don't go making a spectacle of yourself and I'm sure you'll fit right in.
Here, have a beer on me, and around here we don't LIKE any thing different. Heck we didn't change urinal cakes for 25 goldern years. - Curdis !

Sure. Ill try not to.

Cool. I like a rut...though the urinal cakes...hrm...not sure if thats a comforting fact.

Unfortunetly I got to run for now...Ill be back in a bit.

Curdis · Post by **Curdis** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:16 pm

Where'd he go? Young folk today rush rush rush. - Curdis !

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 7:55 pm

Ah, now this seat is really comfortable (as far as lumpy bar stools go)!

I'll have a cup of that sludgy coffee and a shot of anything close at hand!

Someone turn that damn jukebox down!

*turns to Fable* Hey, pull my finger....

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 8:58 pm

Originally posted by Curdis
Where'd he go? Young folk today rush rush rush. - Curdis !

Sorry man. I had a sporting event to watch.

But now that it is out of my system, Im willing to play backgammon or something.

Or I can just sit.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:04 pm

Hello all.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:24 pm

Originally posted by The Z
Hello all.

Care for a game of backgammon?

Or better yet, since this place is supposed to have no real trends and everything is nothing new, I was thinking a game of chess...except all pieces are grey...I figured the black and white pieces were too loud and trend setting, so I compromised and made a full set of grey pieces.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:29 pm

Grey pieces? That would just add to my mediocrity at chess....

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:30 pm

Originally posted by Tybaltus
Sorry man. I had a sporting event to watch.

But now that it is out of my system, Im willing to play backgammon or something. Or I can just sit.

Backgammon? In my day, we took lances, mounted horses, and speared one another to death. Then we hit breakfast. After a hearty meal, we went out an slew a couple of trolls. Following lunch, we invaded another kingdom, and put all its people to slaughter. After dinner, we rescued a gaggle of virgins. That took care of the rest of the night.

Really, you youngsters are far too decadent.

Tybaltus · Post by **Tybaltus** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:35 pm

Originally posted by fable
Backgammon? In my day, we took lances, mounted horses, and speared one another to death. Then we hit breakfast. After a hearty meal, we went out an slew a couple of trolls. Following lunch, we invaded another kingdom, and put all its people to slaughter. After dinner, we rescued a gaggle of virgins. That took care of the rest of the night.

Really, you youngsters are far too decadent.

*throws arms in air*

Im only 19! What do you expect of me!?! All I can do is admire such things, fable.

Now you gone and made me all jealous of you.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:37 pm

*Bows at fable*....I humbly grovel in your presence.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 9:52 pm

I'd watch where you put your knees. We spit a lot, down there. Goes well with the checker tournaments.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:09 pm

*Puts towel underneath knees then continues to grovel*

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 10:28 pm

*lights up stale cigar, and coughs out a cloud of oily smoke*

Hey, I bet the food here is nice and greasy, simply loaded with saturated fats and good ol' HDL cholesterol. I'll take a generous serving of arterial blockage, thank you.

*looks at Z groveling*

Goodness....kids these days.

*throws Z a quarter* Here, sonny, go get something for yourself...and get up off the floor, for Pete's sake.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Feb 08, 2003 11:20 pm

An Old Man's Bar, eh?

...here is my contribution to this joint...

...*puts in to big jars of tuba*...

...These here are what we call "too-BA"... made from fermented coconut juice.

Old folks in the provinces back home love these stuff.

...you could also put a wicker in it, and you'd end up with a blue-flame lamp.