Originally posted by C Elegans Hello Rob Seems like everybody wants to strip themselves instead of Tyb? Well, I'm happy to watch all of you
oh well, since you seem to have a strong stomach...
*emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*
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Originally posted by Robnark oh well, since you seem to have a strong stomach...
*emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*
That's, well...some haddock.
Are you sure you don't want to give it to the cook here for frying?
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erm, I *ahem* think it's, well, frozen onto me, so to speak...
*sidles towards radiator*
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Originally posted by Robnark *emerges from darkened corner wearing nothing but a strategically placed frozen haddock, which is somewhat cold in a very personal way*
ROFL, I always admire a brave man Very pretty in a sort of surrealistic way! But what will you do when the haddock thaws?
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I suppose if there's one thing stranger than a man using a haddock for, well, private protection, it's a man using a haddock because it's frozen to his privates.
I am assuming that the fish didn't freeze there of its own accord, perhaps while nuzzling you affectionately. Is this correct?
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Originally posted by C Elegans ROFL, I always admire a brave man Very pretty in a sort of surrealistic way! But what will you do when the haddock thaws?
set it free? I must admit I haven't thought that far ahead.
@Z: GYAH! *performs very impressive reverse pelvic thrust* watch it or you'll... (eureka!) get slapped with it when it thaws.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
LOL.....I pop in for a shot of bourbon and some stimulating conversation as I have come to expect from fable but instead I find haddocks frozen to Robs personals
........LOL...this place is starting to remind me of Ty's old tavern
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I suppose if there's one thing stranger than a man using a haddock for, well, private protection, it's a man using a haddock because it's frozen to his privates.
I am assuming that the fish didn't freeze there of its own accord, perhaps while nuzzling you affectionately. Is this correct?
I deny everything. I have never seen this fish before in my life. and it is a completely different fish to the one that was stolen from the aquarium last night by someone who was described only as a "nude pervert in a balaclava".
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Originally posted by Robnark I deny everything. I have never seen this fish before in my life. and it is a completely different fish to the one that was stolen from the aquarium last night by someone who was described only as a "nude pervert in a balaclava".
Nudity I can understand when approaching fish, since both humans and fish have been known to bathe nude. However, a nude human pervert in the water with fish would seem to indicate...you, you're not into molesting fish, are you, now? I mean, I've heard of many disgusting things in my life; you really can't stay up here in SYM for more than three hours without that happening, but still...
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Originally posted by fable Nudity I can understand when approaching fish, since both humans and fish have been known to bathe nude. However, a nude human pervert in the water with fish would seem to indicate...you, you're not into molesting fish, are you, now? I mean, I've heard of many disgusting things in my life; you really can't stay up here in SYM for more than three hours without that happening, but still...
me? molest fish?! never! I was swimming - nude - in the fishtank, and it just swam up to me, and then well, one thing led to another...
and the first person to make any worm-related comments is asking for physical violence, understand?
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
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The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Originally posted by Robnark me? molest fish?! never! I was swimming - nude - in the fishtank, and it just swam up to me, and then well, one thing led to another...
and the first person to make any worm-related comments is asking for physical violence, understand?
Worm-related?
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Originally posted by The Z What??? A tapeworm can enter from there???
Gods, this I did *not* wish to know.
Gotta head out for a while, folks. Dinner. Back later. Have fun, and make nice.
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@Z: don't say things like that around partially nude, partially frostbitten men. not a nice image. *shudder*
okay, neither is the whole fishtank thing, but that's different
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The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Originally posted by Scayde .......LOL...this place is starting to remind me of Ty's old tavern
What tavern? I dont believe Ive had a tavern of SYM yet...Im not ambitious enough to start a business.
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Originally posted by Tybaltus What tavern? I dont believe Ive had a tavern of SYM yet...Im not ambitious enough to start a business.
67 posts, 67 frickin posts. I have a long memory, sir. and an even longer... haddock.
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Seems like everybody wants to strip themselves instead of Tyb? Well, I'm happy to watch all of you
