Originally posted by Fairmaiden I don't understand the base thing or the cricket thing.
Explain it to me using hair or makeup as a metaphor...
Then i would have no clue at all FM.
BS well finally you realise that
For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun? - Khalil Gibran
"We shall fight on the beaches. We shall fight on the landing grounds. We shall fight in the fields, and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills. We shall never surrender!" - Winston Churchill
Originally posted by Fairmaiden Anyway, what base do you want to get to with me?
I could be very easily persuaded by you, my love.
Shall I tell you my erogenous zones?
This is going to be very interesting.
CYNIC, n.:
A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. -[url="http://www.alcyone.com/max/lit/devils/a.html"]The Devil's Dictionary[/url]
Originally posted by Fairmaiden So you'd allow him to maul and ravish me whilst I screamed for him to be tranquilized?
I know he doesn't come across as such but he's a raging sexual beast underneath that cool exterior!
Trust me!
What can I say. I'm a perverted little fifteen year old who SPAMS on GB forums..... . Just joking...sheesh...you don't REALLY think I'm that disturbed do you?
Actually I'm not in charge of tranquilizing. That was Georgi's job, but she's away right now.....
"It's not whether you get knocked down, it's if you get back up."
FM's and CM's hotel room has been blown to the ground! YAY!
Yes....too many active taverns anyway...
And less sex orgies...good good.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Scayde You know Ty....most young men I know would not be rejoycing in this fact.....
I worry about you sometimes
But I am. Im no ordinary sex craving man.
I know temptation. And its a good song too, but thats besides the point.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
....*Simpathetic HUG*.....I'm sorry........maybe there is help. Have you talked to your family Dr. ?
Huh?
Im not sure exactly what youre saying...
*raises eyebrow*
Are you trying to seduce me?
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Scayde LMAO..believe it or not...no.
I was actually expressing genuine concerne
Why..would you like to be seduced
Really? Why the concern?
Sure. Why not?....but only if it leads somewhere. A tease is just....annoying...
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Im just like a man at the mall. I just want to get the goods and go. Heh. I just skip all that window shopping and detours to other stores.
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Originally posted by Tybaltus Im just like a man at the mall. I just want to get the goods and go. Heh. I just skip all that window shopping and detours to other stores.
How old are you again Ty?
Sweety..you have soooooooooooo much to learn
Scayde Moody
(Pronounced Shayde) The virtue of self sacrifice is the lie perpetuated by the weak to enslave the strong
Originally posted by Scayde How old are you again Ty?
Sweety..you have soooooooooooo much to learn
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Maybe so. But its not seduction that I focus on. I mean its pointless for me to go after that. I mean, as someone who tries to follow the rules of the Bible, I find it immoral for pre-marital sex.
*awaits the barrage of laughter to follow or just strange looks*
Yeah....Im wierd. So what? I feel better about it.
Hrm...now...where did my dignity go?
*starts to search under keyboard*
*searches wallet*
*searches behind ears*
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black
Maybe so. But its not seduction that I focus on. I mean its pointless for me to go after that. I mean, as someone who tries to follow the rules of the Bible, I find it immoral for pre-marital sex.
*awaits the barrage of laughter to follow or just strange looks*
Yeah....Im wierd. So what? I feel better about it.
Hrm...now...where did my dignity go?
*starts to search under keyboard*
*searches wallet*
*searches behind ears*
meh, at least you have an excuse
Here where the flattering and mendacious swarm
Of lying epitaths their secrets keep,
At last incapable of further harm
The lewd forefathers of the village sleep.
Originally posted by Tybaltus I find it immoral for pre-marital sex.
Sex is only pre-marital if you end up getting hitched . . . at least that's the excuse one of my old hypocritical bible-thumping Southern Baptist roommates used to spew out before engaging in a night of carnal debauchery.
Jesus saves! And takes half damage!
If brute force doesn't work, you're not using enough.
Originally posted by Robnark meh, at least you have an excuse
Exactly. And I plan to stick to it.....wait a minute....
HEY!
*takes notes from HLD's post*
“Caw, Caw!” The call of the wild calls you. Are you listening? Do you dare challenge their power? Do you dare invade? Nature will always triumph in the end.
[color=sky blue]I know that I die gracefully in vain. I know inside detiorates in pain.[/color]-Razed in Black