Good BG2 quotes

krogoth34 · Post by **krogoth34** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 8:27 am

my favorite quote in the whole game. Remember in the slums or whenever and that stupid a-hole comes up to you? when your about to leave the map?
_____________________________________________HA! i shall throw my mighty scimitar at your head before you take me alive. Oops! that usually works. runs away
_____________________________________________

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 8:46 am

Some of my favorite quotes are actually from the first Baldur’s Gate:

So I kicked him in the head till he was dead!

Magic is impressive, but now MINSC leads! Swords for EVERYONE!!!

Contrary to popular belief, a barrel full of monkeys is not half as much fun as previously advertised and is in fact quite horrifying.

I’m a gentle man at heart, at least when I’m not slaughtering the stupid.

Woe Lord! It is hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 10:15 am

after beating bohdi 1st time

that was umm educational

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 10:56 am

Edwin:

Edwin do this Edwin do that uggh somebody give this jerk a banana

Linacor:

uuhh ya uuhhh just trie to kill some thing

oeh oeh kill that over there !!

ya u know some time ago i was like a MOONblade or something

uuuuuuugggghhh *sigh* BOOOORinggg

Korgan:

Gut me From healin' ye basta't!

Aerie:

ohh it hurts so much

[ 04-17-2001: Message edited by: TheDude ]

Robin_Hood · Post by **Robin_Hood** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 2:09 pm

TheDude, that was a GOOD one!

that Aerie-thing

my favorites include some of Jan's comments, like the one very long when you step into the hut in Druid Grove

and the hell-thing and that catapult-thing...but there is one that hasn't been mentioned before, I think. "See battle, Boo? RUN, BOO, RUN!" I just love that line. And another: "I don't chop wood, ok? I'm not an axe" One hilarious conversation is when you let Minsc talk to the Pirate King

vbarash · Post by **vbarash** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 3:48 pm

You sicko (I mean about Aerie)!!!!!!

* NOT TO SAY THAT I HAVEN"T TORTURED, ABUSED, AND KILLED THE POOR ELF ON MANY OCCASIONS. BUT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY SICKO AROUND *

Dúnadan · Post by **Dúnadan** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 3:48 pm

Here's another of Jan's:
"Greetings, everyone. Sorry, no gifts or souvenirs this time but I'll keep you all in mind the next time I'm gone. Oh, Keldorn: the gods say 'hi' and that you should wash your underwear more thoroughly. Everyone ready? Let's go adventuring."

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue Apr 17, 2001 8:00 pm

or this one

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Beardboy · Post by **Beardboy** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 6:57 am

I like what the dwarves say...

"Yer chatterin's startin' to wear on me nerves!"

"Me temper's fine enough without ye botherin' me!"

Or the tavern drunks...

"Hahahaha! Ahahahaha-*BURP*....excuse me"

Sabretooth · Post by **Sabretooth** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 10:13 am

I like Kaigans BG1 quote:
"You pugs are really start'in to piss me off"

Garrick from BG1 (Fleeing from battle):
"Brave brave sir Garrick, sir Garrick led the way, Brave brave sir Garrick, sir Garrick ran away"

Common Dwarf:
"I need a swig of some strong dwarven ale"

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Wed Apr 18, 2001 10:56 am

This always cracked me up, from BG1:

We're in the Cloakwood or one of the forest areas to the East -- fighting for our very lives agains ettercaps, spiders of every kind, Black Talons, wyverns, and vicious evil hamadryads...and I hear this:

Khalid: "I am MUCH more at ease in the forest!"
No wonder he's dead now...

And from BG2, yet another great Minsc line:
"I will smash your foes into little foe-shaped chunky bits!"
Foe-crackers, anyone?...

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 1:51 am

Yesss... All Irenicus's and Lilarcor's lines ...

as soon as I find time I will post my favourite ones....

And of course I like to hear Jaheira's voice

Idiyen · Post by **Idiyen** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 6:18 am

If its guarded by a beholder it *HAS* to be cool.

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 6:50 am

Lilarcor fires some Crackers!
like
:- oooh! that'll leave a mark
:- My last owner liked me sharp & edgy. He was Such an ass!

Minsc is brill too.

upon wishing to deal with firkraag.

:- and supply a liberal Butt kicking for goodness.

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 6:54 am

another one from linacor:

my brother was the +12 hackmaster

and i also liked it when u got to know those cowled wizzards better inone of the films u get after Imoen is captured;

One Wiizzard to the other one:

"Did u see that new one they brouth in? Pretty thing ain't she? "
"yeah i know ....... He what's that !?"

Irenicus has entered the building and fries them.
"nobody's is talking of my lil' sister that way"

MinscFan · Post by **MinscFan** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 9:36 am

My favorites are from bg.
I-if at first I don't succeed, t-the wife won't let me forget. by Khalid

If a tree falls in the forest, I'll kill the bastard what done it! by Jahera

And of course my SIG! my yep you guessed it MINSC!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Thu Apr 19, 2001 11:50 am

How about the one where you first free Minsc from Irenicus' dungeon

You: Ahh, I see you still have that…rodent. Dare I ask how you have kept it hidden from our captors?
Minsc: Don’t ask questions better left to aged sages. Boo is quick and evasive and there is ever so much of Minsc to search, there is no hope of getting us apart.
Imoen: Eww, I …really don’t want to think about that too much.

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 5:07 pm

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 5:22 pm

Aerie.

We have such stories among my people, being underground is not for the avariel.

Nalia.

For the needy.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 7:10 pm

Minsc: Minsc will lead with blade and boot! Boo will take care of the details.
Jan: Well this is a fine turn of events. I have led a party since, since uncle scrachy was sick. He just didn't trust the dwarf, you see.