Good BG2 quotes

MAC · Post by **MAC** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 9:54 pm

My sig, from BG1, when you met an old hermit...
"Oh, we are all heroes, you and Boo and I... Hamsters and rangers everywhere, rejoice!", Minsc
"Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!", Minsc
"Lil'alurl! For Shar!", Viconia (at the final battle)

PS: This is my first post, BG RULES!

[ 04-27-2001: Message edited by: MAC ]

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 10:21 pm

This one took me by surprise:

Korgan (speaking to Mazzy)

Be aware, Mazzy, I've something long, hard and low to the ground ye're free to touch and fondle. Child, no need to glare! 'Twas me axe I were referring to.

Warfer · Post by **Warfer** » Thu Apr 26, 2001 11:52 pm

Mincs:"But kicking for goodness"
"Swords,not words"
"Go for the eyes boo,go for the eyes"
"We are all heroes,you and boo and I
hamsters and rangers
everywhere,rejoice"

Zartuul · Post by **Zartuul** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 12:00 am

Lol Korgan actually said that?? I got this gem in a dialogue with Jaheira during a harper quest:

"Usually you speak foolish garbage, but this time your words ring true. My proper place is the God of Murder, and your place is to serve as my slave!"

TheHellion · Post by **TheHellion** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 1:12 am

A great little poem that Yoshimo and Keldorn manage to throw together:

I knew a girl from a distant world
across the planar deep
and to her place to see her face
across the void I'd creep

Though time went by, and long I tried
to satisfy my lust
no matter where I touched, 'twas not enough
to please succubus

Krimmy · Post by **Krimmy** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 4:34 am

Here's a lomg one but one of the most entertaining. This takes place during the romance with Viconia but only if Jaheira is in the party.

Viconia: I have been thinking, a little. I have been thinking of the time I spent with rivvil...the humans...and I have found nothing redeeming or worthwhile in them.

Jaheira: Hmph. We are meant to find this a revelation, coming from you? It might surprise you to find that most would consider you without redeeming qualities either, drow.

Viconia: If I required commentary from you, mongrel, I would tug on your collar or blow a dog whistle to gain your attention, my words were for [charactername] and [charactername] alone.

Jaheira: Yet you speak them loudly enough for all everyone to hear. Perhaps a little longer attached to that stake might have improved your outlook.

Viconia: It was plenty to reduce my already poor view of rivvin, halfbreed, which were my words for [charactername]. Resume chewing cud and allow me to converse with him.

There's another quote earlier with Viconia asking about Jaheira's parentage that's pretty good as well.

Raen · Post by **Raen** » Sat Apr 28, 2001 7:11 am

Minsc:

You know, I think the forest likes Boo.

evermoor · Post by **evermoor** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 3:23 am

for sheer timing i had Imoen shape changed into a troll (cloak of sewers) and she said :
" i..i..don't feel i fit in with the people in the city anymore.." that creased me up.

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Tue May 01, 2001 6:19 pm

bump

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Tue May 01, 2001 6:28 pm

Bump o doom

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Tue May 01, 2001 6:42 pm

I find that lilacor says this a lot (at least in my game)

"I love the smell of daisys in the morning."

(I think that its a joke from the "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.")

cheesemage · Post by **cheesemage** » Wed May 02, 2001 3:34 pm

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Wed May 02, 2001 4:21 pm

Originally posted by Drakron Du´Dark:
<STRONG>I find that lilacor says this a lot (at least in my game)

"I love the smell of daisys in the morning."

(I think that its a joke from the "I love the smell of napalm in the morning.")</STRONG>

Yup, one of the most used qoutes...("I love the smell of toasted Zergling in the morning...Heh!", StarCraft, anyone?)

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed May 02, 2001 9:00 pm

I have yet to get far in the game but the play in the inn (I've forgotten which one) was pretty funny. Does anyone have the lines to it?

josh · Post by **josh** » Wed May 02, 2001 9:03 pm

This brings back memories of BG1. A good quote is from Edwin.

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 2000 years and a pointy hat, and I'll kick his ass."

Bro'Drake · Post by **Bro'Drake** » Wed May 02, 2001 10:36 pm

Originally posted by josh:
<STRONG>This brings back memories of BG1. A good quote is from Edwin.

"Elminster this, Elminster that, give me 2000 years and a pointy hat, and I'll kick his ass."</STRONG>

More Edwin -

{Somewhere in the Bridge District}

Edwin: "A commendable statement child, but... no, no! Back, back! (Somebody get this...thing...off of me! It's...hugging...me)

The Antichrist · Post by **The Antichrist** » Thu May 03, 2001 4:37 am

Irenicus -

I Cannot be caged!!
I cannot be controlled!!
Realize this as you die,
ever pathetic, ever fools!!

and the one with the two cowled wizards talking about imoen

-That new one they brought in, shes a cutie isnt she?I do believe ill have to practice some of my enchantment spells on that one

or something like that, i cant remmeber the exact words.
all the best lines come from irenicus..he is SO COOL!

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Thu May 03, 2001 5:11 am

yes irenicus really is cool
if only he was as strong

'don't worry they will only proof a slight delay'

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Thu May 03, 2001 6:59 am

Bump! For rapiers message.

One for You Rapier. You'll recognize it.

"I'm about to drop the hammer & dispense some indiscriminant justice".

TheDude · Post by **TheDude** » Thu May 03, 2001 7:40 am

What's with al the bump on this board?

What does it mean?