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"Passed on.."

You mean as a variation to "passed out?" :D
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Well, it's all in the interpretation now, isn't it? :p
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Originally posted by VoodooDali
Gwally - you suddenly have an avatar again. Tired of going nude?
Yes. It was getting drafty. :D Unfortunately, I'm having a hard time finding a good drawing of a young male bard to use as my avatar.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Originally posted by Gwalchmai
Yes. It was getting drafty. :D Unfortunately, I'm having a hard time finding a good drawing of a young male bard to use as my avatar.


I don't even want to tell you what came up on the search engine when I put in: Drawing of Young Male Bard
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Post by Gwalchmai »

Originally posted by VoodooDali
I don't even want to tell you what came up on the search engine when I put in: Drawing of Young Male Bard
ROFL! :D

Thanks for trying. ;)

I assume you found your search results to be . . . . interesting. . . . :o :p
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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Is there a damn escape clause in that damn document i signed? I want out! Unless of course BS gets a beating :D
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Originally posted by CM
Is there a damn escape clause in that damn document i signed? I want out! Unless of course BS gets a beating :D


Stick around and wait for Nippy to rip him to shreads. ;) :D
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Nippy, Mysteria, BS: tell me if you'd like me to edit. :)

Mysty - I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself. :)
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@AC....You only pointed a dagger at me, you didn't kill me, no need to edit :D
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker
@AC....You only pointed a dagger at me, you didn't kill me, no need to edit :D


Better than how I usually respond to you in the Bars, isn't it? :D
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Depends on whether you're you or Bobby at the time :p :D
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Since the new book may throw some readers with new spins on characters, I have decided to ease the transition somewhat by creating a small summarry of the first few posts from a character standpoint.

DF Summary....New Beginnings ... part 1

Yshania

Currently a bar wench, not to be confused with Dragon Wench, who does not appear by name in this installment. Reputed to have a very enticing bottom, but somehow always manages to move at the last second leaving the hand of those attempting to smack it grasping air. Was seen mothering BS after his failed attempt. Seems to like the ale a little too much according to Ungmar. Remains to be seen if after a few ales the bottom becomes more smackable. Did give Fas some small hope that his love potion might work if she wasn't quite so busy. Was dissappointed to find the bard not able to meet with her.....possible groupie.

Gwalchmai

Roadie....think he is a bard in training, but his job description spells roadie....was even seen pulling the cart in the mules place. Roadie. period. Dresses in weird frilly vardic clothes though, so there might be hope. Travels in the company of two bimbos, so it can't be all bad though. Attracts ogres by singing, possibly resembles the ogre mating call. Seems very distressed he has trouble hitting the high notes....possibly a book worth of Psycoanalyisis in there somewhere. Perv, always sneaking peeks at Bimbo's cleavage. Seems to be having quite a time with his mule in the stables....possible love interest developing between Gwally and his ass. Most likely to kill Lashtounge in a fit of rage.

Aqua-Chan

Horse Thief. wicked tounge. Seen wearing a symbol of Talos....possibilities of drunken partying and wild times associated with this. carries a Dust Mephit. Very mean to the little bugger. Cheats on her cleric's oath by handleing swords at will. Seens talking to BS, likely throwing herself at him. Even the Mephit called her on it. She was very mean to both of them. Jumped to conclusions BS would try and seduce her....probably not wrong, but definatly indicates her desire of what will happen. Has a well proportioned lower half. Running from Jargoth and somehow wound up running to the exact tavern he was in. Got busted by Jargoth after "accidentally" falling to the floor in a heap with BS. Came up with amazing plan to get out of trpuble....become his personal assistant. Should probably take classes on planning to develop better skills in that area. jargoth seemed to not mind though.


Part 2 currently in editing :D :D
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker

Yshania.....possible groupie.

Gwalchmai....possible love interest developing between Gwally and his ass.

Aqua-Chan...Seens talking to BS, likely throwing herself at him.

Part 2 currently in editing :D :D


Hilarious, BS.
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Part 2

Ria (The writer formerly known as Mysteria)

Prone to prancing merrily about on grassy hills.Recognizable by the ever present grass stains on her clothing. Seems to like rolling around on grassy hills as well it seems. Blew off her job and gotlocked up in her room by her boss. A bit harsh, but effective. Even denied cookies and milk as a result. Took her agression out by jabbing needles into defenseless garments. Liberated by Pagan, not intentional, but seems to be developing a freindship. Most likely because Pagan was willing to feed her in exchnage for some enhancing undergarments, under the code name of "gown". Narrator must make note to be present at the fitting. Knows a disturbing amount of one Old Harry nine Toes and his...appetites. Amazingly, was still able to eat after the discussion. Kept her word and helped Pagan "liberate" the "dress" even returned to her room at the inn to help with fitting. Very friendly lady.

Der- Draigen

Yep, the same as from the other book. Shows consistancy on her part. Seems to be the only one around who has any memory of the previous books.Still obsessing over Stone of Rohais. Spent first few moments in town intimidating small boy. Backfired, as boy tagged along and talked her ear off. Gave boy job as her assistant. Looks like the kid is juvenile hall bound now, but seems to be willing to be corrupted by evil. Is most likely to be found freaking out over the scattered appearence of the DF characters in their new roles. Chalks it up to them being weird. Blames them for the weird things happening to her lately, as of course, it couldn't be the all powerful Stone that has sent her carreening through space and time.

Pagan (formerly DW)

First seen trying to order a drink in the tavern. Got annoyed when service was slow until she remembered her clothing made her unnoticable. Stripped her cloak to get a drink. Earned much respect.Had a drunken dwarf into her table and mistake her for a male.She Was not impressed. Clarified the dwarf, and he hit on her. Still wasn't impressed. Blew off steam by robbing Fas and went out to do some therapeutic thieving. Found Ria instead. Was overjoyed at the discovery of someone who could enhace her attributes. Bought Ria dinner and convinced her to steal the dress. Was amazed at the powers of amplifications it carried. Clearly not thinking about possible long term trauma to her back as a result.

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Drunken baroom brawler and small time hustler. Full of himself. Not as smart as he believes himself to be, but then again, Elminster isn't that smart. Persist in trying to swat Ysh's bottom despite motherly chastisement she heaps on him. One must wonder at the meaning of this. Possible perv. Owes money and is about to be cut up if he desn't pay up. Doesn't let it get to him, he's smart, remember? Has the cleanest hair in town due to repeated dunkings in the horse trough. Elegantly offered to help AC with her horse. Proceeded to hit on her. Decided she was throwing herself at him, regardless of the fact that she later drew a dagger on him. Has tendancy to get knock on his backside quite a lot and run into doors. Was caught staring slackjawed at AC. Definate perv. Should get together with Gwally and party with the bimbos. Will probably have to asist Gwally in killing Lashtounge first for either of them to have a shot though. Walking target for Fas's antics. Will likely end up getting killed by Jargoth. :D
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BS,
ROFLMAO!!! :D
lol! just what I needed as a break from my paper... :D
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@BS: Dang. You have the scoop, alright. :D
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Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Part 2

Ria (The writer formerly known as Mysteria)

Blew off her job and gotlocked up in her room by her boss. A bit harsh, but effective. Even denied cookies and milk as a result. Took her agression out by jabbing needles into defenseless garments.

Der- Draigen

Is most likely to be found freaking out over the scattered appearence of the DF characters in their new roles. Chalks it up to them being weird.

Pagan (formerly DW)

Was amazed at the powers of amplifications it carried. Clearly not thinking about possible long term trauma to her back as a result.

Bloodstalker

Possible perv.


ROFLMAO
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*falls off chair laughing madly*
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BS, one of your best mate. :D
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