Dark Flame Discussion Thread III (no spam)

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:31 pm

@BS - ROFLMAO!

To add, when I read Voo's post I am reminded of the donkey out of Shrek

and Fas....well his surname may well be Rumplestiltskin

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 3:52 pm

Originally posted by Yshania
and Fas....well his surname may well be Rumplestiltskin

ROFL!

Does that mean we can expect him to go about snatching newly-born babies?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:15 pm

@DW LOL!

well, he does have a soft centre that he tries to hide...but I have never considered him the maternal type - secretively or not

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:18 pm

If thats what he has, it should be interesting to see how he describes my merry band of 'Adventurers'

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 4:20 pm

I am sure he will get around to it

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 5:02 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Der- Draigen

Yep, the same as from the other book. Shows consistancy on her part. Seems to be the only one around who has any memory of the previous books.Still obsessing over Stone of Rohais. Spent first few moments in town intimidating small boy. Backfired, as boy tagged along and talked her ear off. Gave boy job as her assistant. Looks like the kid is juvenile hall bound now, but seems to be willing to be corrupted by evil. Is most likely to be found freaking out over the scattered appearence of the DF characters in their new roles. Chalks it up to them being weird. Blames them for the weird things happening to her lately, as of course, it couldn't be the all powerful Stone that has sent her carreening through space and time.

ROFL!!

All of those are priceless

Der-draigen · Post by **Der-draigen** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 5:50 pm

Originally posted by Aqua-chan:left the Temples for no other reason other than being bored with musty texts and memorizing of dull scriptures.

Sounds like my program of study here at school

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:43 pm

Part 3

Jargoth (formerly goody goody Nippy)

big, mean. Not sure why, as Nippy was always do good paladin type. Possible it wasn't getting him the chicks like he said. Likes to show his manliness by slinging glasses of ale. Unforgivable to waste good ale. Likely to have a dwarf cut hi legs off at the knee. Lost horse to AC. Got very upset, not because he liked the horse, but because it assaulted his manhood. Possible compensation issues hidden there. That would explain huge hammer. agent of Talos. In spite of manly posing, fell down hill into Ogre Ford. Saved face by yelling obscenities to a young girl. Why is everyone in this book a perv? Arrived before AC and caught her as she was trying to exit via the door. Terrified AC into a state of mental incapacitation, as evidenced when she misjudged BS's comaparative height to Jargoth. Was bad for her. Worked out for Jargoth, as she volunteered to be his personal assistant. Kicked Mephit. Appears he does have redeeming qualities.

Betty

Newbie to the story. has no current alter ego in previous books. Evidently was playing quarters with Bloodstalker at one time and made an ass of herself. literally. Likely she heard of gwally and Than's habit of hazing newbies and just beat them to it. Very smart. Needs to be house broken. Asked Gwally for help, and got the answer of finding the famous Mister Ed. Got Gwally to pull the cart in her place. Most likely agreed to share her apples in exchange for this service. Tricked Gwally into speaking horse to her. Appealed strangly to her. Wonder exactly what he said. Can't have them using horse speak to avoid the board's filter.

Scayde

Gypsy seer. Predicted safe, ogre free journey for her company. Unfortunatly, forgot to notify ogres.Pawed by ogres. reacted by flirting. Went over his head. Ogres are like that. Did a suggestive dance to disract them. Still no go. Finally got irrtated and hexed them. Then ripped them off. Very shady lady. Reminds Narrator of stripper he once knew. She got all his mney basically the same way. Most likely to be killed by Betty for flaunting her wile around Gwally.

Collik (formerly Aegis)

Member of dysfunctional group. Pryo, very obsessed with the spell fireball. First seen attempting to kill imbecile warrior he travels with. Was restrained. Discovered he had been robbed by Sago. Tried to stab him, but forgot he didn't have his dagger. Didn't let that faze him though, as he tried a second time. Has noticable eye twitch. Not suprising, Aegis characters always have trouble with their eyes. Seems to hate everyone. Looking at his group, understandable. Was "accidentally" knocked on his butt by big dopy warrior(Greg). robbed yet again. Not very observant. Told he dressed like a sissy. Came upon group of civillized ogres. Greg was confused. Seemed to have his own ideas of what ogres do with their victims. Seemed a little too anxious. Yet another perv.Greg threatened ogres with Collik. Collik ran. Not very brave, but he get's points for brains. Most likely to become the worlds first disgruntled adventurer by incinerating his entire party.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:24 am

BS, lmao!

Hmm..... a friend and I were considering Aegis's new name.. and she pointed out that it bears a striking ressemblance to a certain malady suffered by infants....

So Aegis... would you like some Gripe Water to help put out those fireballs?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:28 am

I thought of that, but wasn't sure it was an actual disease.

I thought it might have been one of those old southern ailments

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:04 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
I thought of that, but wasn't sure it was an actual disease. I thought it might have been one of those old southern ailments

lmao! Well, collic is not really a disease but it's damn nasty... can make the poor, little beggers cry for hours

Hmmm... if it's an old southern ailment, no doubt there is only one cure.. a pacifier liberally doused with Turkey

I see a connection here somewhere... According To Ysh... Fas has a predilection for snatching babies.. meanwhile... Aegis seems to enjoy causing them misery....

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 2:56 pm

LMAO @BS!

You should copy all these descriptions to the Book 6 character thread, so they don't get lost in the spam here!

On another topic: I am soliciting suggestions for a name for Bimbo #2? Any ideas?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:11 pm

@Gwally,
hmm... Daffodil ?

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:14 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai

On another topic: I am soliciting suggestions for a name for Bimbo #2? Any ideas?

Fasette?

Gwallina?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:38 pm

Re: Bimbo #2,

Tickles?
Winkyboo?
Bunnykins?

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:19 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali

Fasette?

Gwallina?

LMAO!

but that would suggest they are blood related...Oh! a halfling bimbo?

How about Bobby? (@ BS

)

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:19 pm

Originally posted by VoodooDali
Gwallina?

LMAO

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:03 pm

Originally posted by Yshania

How about Bobby? (@ BS )

I hope I get a say in the matter.

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:15 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai
On another topic: I am soliciting suggestions for a name for Bimbo #2? Any ideas?

You know..I keep thinking of her as Snivlette for some reason

Scayde · Post by **Scayde** » Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:17 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker
Part 3

Scayde

Gypsy seer. Predicted safe, ogre free journey for her company. Unfortunatly, forgot to notify ogres.Pawed by ogres. reacted by flirting. Went over his head. Ogres are like that. Did a suggestive dance to disract them. Still no go. Finally got irrtated and hexed them. Then ripped them off. Very shady lady. Reminds Narrator of stripper he once knew. She got all his mney basically the same way. Most likely to be killed by Betty for flaunting her wile around Gwally.

Hmmm...Maybe it was, .....maybe it wasn't

.....I've been to Kentucky before