one is sick, one is funny

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 4:22 am

you know that little high elf in balmora, next to the mage and fighter's guilds, who is the armor sales and repair guy??

i remembered how whenever i sold him armor, he would always put it on himself, and after selling him full dwarven plate, ya gotta wonder just how strong is he anyway...he has such pipestem legs and arms..

had a funny thought...so i got the helm of tohan off the plugin, and cause i had made enough jewelry for all the effects i needed, and i had azura's star, i filled it up with a golden saint, and enchanted it with constant effect self, damage health...and sold it to him....

he started smoking, and went "AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" and died....and of course the guard attacked me...hehehhehh

then i reloaded, (what, you think i would sacrifice the helm of tohan on a joke???) and put constant effect levitation..

i sold him the helm, went outside the town for a while, and rested 24 hours....

when i came back in, he was floating around, head touching the ceiling...

hhahahhahahhahahhahha

cjdevito · Post by **cjdevito** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 10:26 am

If you're going to use custom enchanted items to screw with merchants, the best is to put constant effect drain fatigue on armor. Once the merchant wears it and passes out, you can pretty much rob them with impunity.

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Thu Feb 27, 2003 12:27 pm

thats just too...too...evil!!!!!

funny
funny....

funny!!!

Sojourner · Post by **Sojourner** » Fri Feb 28, 2003 12:54 pm

That's so... evil!

ROFLMAO

UserUnfriendly · Post by **UserUnfriendly** » Sat Mar 01, 2003 3:54 am

unfortunately the game knows you are the author of the spell or enchantment, so you need to taunt the guard nearby, kill him or knock him silly, then give the helm to the sod...

damage fatigue should work better, and has got a kinda ironic twist to this...

i mean i hate the sword fury, the old damage skill version, so much...time to sic the effect to poor helpless npcs...

hehheheh

this is a good use for those exquisite robes i pick up everywhere, that look just bad in yellow and pink....

so glad i downloaded some cool clothing mods...currently wearing a black on red with little skulls, i just look like a travanni enforcer out for a nite of pure evil

hhehehheheh

but i really hate those yellow robes, and love using it for fun things like this...but you can only rob clothing merchants...