The New One Word Vin Diesel Hatred Thread

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:36 pm

He was part of the company...he was killed by a sniper as they went through the town.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:37 pm

Originally posted by Nightmare
He was part of the company...he was killed by a sniper as they went through the town.

Damn... i'll never look at the movie in the same light...

James Mason · Post by **James Mason** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:10 pm

He wasn't bad in Saving Private Ryan I thought. I think that it might not be the acting that makes you guys hate him. Fast and the Furious and XXX were just bad movies in general. Bad writing, bad directing etc., I think that if he got some more good roles he might be able to do well. Although, he may have allready killed his serious acting career after those movies.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:20 pm

Originally posted by James Mason
He wasn't bad in Saving Private Ryan I thought. I think that it might not be the acting that makes you guys hate him. Fast and the Furious and XXX were just bad movies in general. Bad writing, bad directing etc., I think that if he got some more good roles he might be able to do well. Although, he may have allready killed his serious acting career after those movies.

They said that about William Shatner... We're still trying to do something about him

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:31 pm

@Aegis: My faith in Canada soars at hearing this. Bless you.

@James Mason: I think of what's happening to Vin Diesel, and contrast it with the career of an actor like Russel Crowe...and I can't help but see your point very clearly. Perhaps it is the pretentiousness of attempting to pass off substandard movie fare by lending the weight of a "star" behind it that generates the broad dislike of Vin Diesel.

Perhaps what's at fault here is not the actor himself, but rather the marketing people and producers behind the movie. After viewing many movies being released these days, I leave feeling like I just watched the emperor wearing his new clothes. There was nothing there to begin with - just much hoopla and ballyhoo, wrapped up in a slick trailer.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Chanak
@Aegis: My faith in Canada soars at hearing this. Bless you.

Well, it's only fair, considering we finally got rid of Celine Dion by throwing her into the States.... Vegas, to be exact...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:07 pm

The presence of the article "a" means that a noun is essential after it to make the sentence meaningful...

...therefore... he is...

... a mis-used talent.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:27 pm

@Kemosabe: Vin Diesel is a...

laxative-chomping glabrous wanna-be movie star.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:48 pm

Vin Diesel is a ...

Originally posted by Chanak
@Kemosabe: Vin Diesel is a...

laxative-chomping glabrous wanna-be movie star.

...disguised SYMian?!!!

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Mon Mar 17, 2003 11:58 pm

Re: Vin Diesel is a ...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...disguised SYMian?!!!

Quick, call a chiropractor! Get out the chewable Flintstones vitamins!

Vin Diesel is a...

maladaptive anti-hirsute spammer?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 12:12 am

Coffee anyone?...

Originally posted by Chanak

Quick, call a chiropractor! Get out the chewable Flintstones vitamins!

...now, where did Pebbles and Bambam go...?

*snaps out of it*

I knew a chiropractor once, nice hands she's got...

...oh yeah, Vin is a...

...pantless Marine!

(that explains the SPR role...

)

Jaesha · Post by **Jaesha** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:05 am

Re: Coffee anyone?...

Originally posted by Maharlika
...oh yeah, Vin is a...

...pantless Marine! (that explains the SPR role... )

There were pantless men in SPR???

Kameleon · Post by **Kameleon** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:29 am

Has anyone seen Pitch Black? I didn't think he was that bad in that film...

OK, OK. Vin Diesel is a...COMM

Annatar · Post by **Annatar** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:54 am

Originally posted by Aegis
...we finally got rid of Celine Dion by throwing her into the States....

*sniff* God bless America

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 10:46 am

Originally posted by Scayde
@frogus:... you cant complete that sentence with an adjective

Originally posted by Maharlika
The presence of the article "a" means that a noun is essential after it to make the sentence meaningful...

I thought the purpose of this thread was to build up the insults with each post, not complete a sentence. For example:
Vin Diesel is a....
Post #1: ugly
Post #2: bald
Post #3: stupid
Post #4: clueless
etc. etc. etc.

CM · Post by CM » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:23 am

Vin Diesel is the Margret Thatcher of movies

That is not supposed to make any sense.

Stilgar · Post by **Stilgar** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 5:00 pm

Originally posted by CM
Vin Diesel is the Margret Thatcher of movies

That is not supposed to make any sense.

Doesn't make sence,
but still very scary..............

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Mar 18, 2003 9:56 pm

You got the wrong man, Kam...

Originally posted by Kameleon

OK, OK. Vin Diesel is a...COMM

...you must be thinking of Vin Weasel.

@Jaesha: No, I heard that being a pantless marine earned him the role in SPR...