Bloodstalker's Hillbilly Cafe

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:32 am

Anyone here??

**Helps himself to a scotch and water**

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 7:45 am

Well, well,well...

...if it isn't Big Mac.

*gives a backslap*

How you doing Counselor?

*takes a Turkey shot*

Checking on your Drunken Client?

edit- wow, wished BS was here. I even see Ned Lurking...

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 8:49 am

Good to see you Mah. It has been awhile.

I take it Ned isn't here much either.

**joins Mah in a shot of Turkey**

I think BS is doing well on his own. Has he even been in trouble lately??

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:06 am

Haven't been around for ages. How ironic, McBane, you should mention my name. I just read through the "upcoming war" thread for a little insight from some of the more intelligent folks I've come across (other than myself

)

OMG, and I used a smilie.

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:09 am

Trouble? Nah....i broke both is legs and stuffed him down an elephants trunk.

He has been no trouble

Morning you two...three....drunks.

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:38 am

@ Ned, as Mah said you were lurking, I assumed you haven't been here much. This is probably the 3rd time I've been on since December.

@ Fas - good luck on your trip.

Perhaps a drink for the road??

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 9:57 am

Hey Ned!

I was gone for a while and came back, then Weasel came back... now you. (Coincidence?) Glad to see you. We've missed your posts and your shine.

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:02 am

Hi Voodoo. thx.

Yes, McBane, moi aussi, I've only visited about 5 times since before thanksgiving.

I've been a busy boy and have set a lofty goal of contracting emphysema by the age of 35.

Oooo! Look at the time, 10 am. Time for a smoke break.

**downs his glass of bushmills and makes a dart for the nearest exit sign**

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:14 am

@ Ned - It is good to be goal oriented. Good Luck!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:19 am

lol! I find it funny that a thread honouring Southern US culture would draw out those who have been MIA !

Good to see you Mr.Flibble, Ned and McBane

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:23 am

and how ironic I would state such lofty goals in a kentucky tavern, the tobacco capital.

Ooooo! 10:30. Smoke Break.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:26 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
lol! I find it funny that a thread honouring Southern US culture would draw out those who have been MIA !

He's going back to his West Virginia roots.

Long time, no see, Flanders. Recovered from your Super Bowl hangover?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:47 am

@ DW - Is anything more compelling than the experience of Southern culture. It's like reality tv, except its real...

@ HLD - How are things? Are you here on a more permanent basis...IIRC, your new job was distracting you from SYM.

@ Ned - You aren't training hard enough. Did you miss the 10:15 smoke break??

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:51 am

You don't get a hangover if you manage to stay constantly intoxicated. Fortunate for me, I believe I've mastered HST's concept of becoming a mobile pharmacy with an innate talent for consistently prescribing the proper medication for the evening, or morning, as duty calls.

I missed the 10:15 smoke break because I had two at 10.

Woohoo! it's almost 11:00 and to think I just got back from the 10:45 2 doobie coffee break.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:54 am

Originally posted by McBane
@ HLD - How are things? Are you here on a more permanent basis...IIRC, your new job was distracting you from SYM.

Today's my day off. Sadly, the people where I work now actually audit everyone's internet activity, so my SYM time has been cut drastically. I've been aroud a little bit, but not as much as I'd like.

Of course, I do less work at work that I do when I'm off. My wife has decided that she needs to remodel the kitchen, so she's been painting and I'm trying to figure out how to pull up the carpet in the kitchen and put down some laminate wood flooring.

Plus the local Little League has shanghaied me to be one of the league umpires, so I've been going to clinics to learn all of the Little League rules and how to be an ump.

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 10:55 am

Originally posted by McBane
@ DW - Is anything more compelling than the experience of Southern culture. It's like reality tv, except its real...

Plus, when you're southern, you get to hit on the cousin you'd think was hot if you weren't related and it's okay . . .

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:01 am

ROFL !

Of course, it should be stated that while most cultures have an incest taboo, the actual definition of incest varies from place to place. Some cultures, in fact, perceive marriage between first cousins to be the ideal union...

Uh oh.. I may have just justified BS's interest in cousin Mary Jane!

CM · Post by CM » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:02 am

I thought Mary Jane was a guy.

The beard .....

HighLordDave · Post by **HighLordDave** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:06 am

Originally posted by dragon wench
ROFL !
Of course, it should be stated that while most cultures have an incest taboo, the actual definition of incest varies from place to place. Some cultures, in fact, perceive marriage between first cousins to be the ideal union...

There are places around here where you can find 50 people and one last name. All that's missing are flippers and sagittal crests.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:12 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
There are places around here where you can find 50 people and one last name. All that's missing are flippers and sagittal crests.

I wonder if that partly explains BS's comfort in inhabiting a largely liquid medium?