Bloodstalker's Hillbilly Cafe

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:23 am

Originally posted by HighLordDave
Today's my day off. Sadly, the people where I work now actually audit everyone's internet activity, so my SYM time has been cut drastically. I've been aroud a little bit, but not as much as I'd like.

How dare they??? SPAM IS WORK!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:37 am

I thought Mary Jane was a plant.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:41 am

Originally posted by Ned Flanders
I thought Mary Jane was a plant.

*snickers*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:42 am

So I'm not the only one?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:43 am

Nope

I actually chose the name with deliberate intent

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 11:52 am

Your intent reached at least one person.

Chanak · Post by **Chanak** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 1:26 pm

Originally posted by HighLordDave
There are places around here where you can find 50 people and one last name. All that's missing are flippers and sagittal crests.

True...I have, however, witnessed knuckle-dragging and excessive drooling.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Mar 19, 2003 3:33 pm

I used to have a real interest in Mary Jane. I burned out on her though

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 2:37 pm

You're jinxing your club with an obnoxious sig. like that BS. Can't you say it any louder?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Mar 20, 2003 3:55 pm

hey, give me some leniency, this is the first time in awhile I actually had a team that could accomplish something

Harry2052 · Post by **Harry2052** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 8:11 am

*looks around* mornin all

VoodooDali · Post by **VoodooDali** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:49 am

I'm starting to wonder of BS was this guy who was in my German class in college.

We were all sitting around in a circle naming things we liked. (Ich mag...I like...)

There was a guy from Kentucky there, and when it was his turn, he said, "Ich mag Turkey und Hooch."

BS, was that you???

Top Ten Signs a Hillbilly has been Using Your Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Bubba".

4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.

3. There's a beer can in the cup holder (CD-ROM drive).

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a hillbilly has been working on a computer is...
1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 4:13 pm

@Voo - LMAO!

I love the critter!

Ysh sees Ned lurking...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:26 pm

Well, I can only say I don't speak german, that does not mean I never took it though.